Top 55 Quotes About Dickhead
#1. You never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.
Vish Patil
#2. And so what? I just killed a demon in my own house, and you're going to be a dickhead about it because I'm not some spoiled-rotten rich brat like you and your sister?" Alec looked astonished. "What did you call me?
Cassandra Clare
#3. Hold onto your dicks."
"We don't all have dicks, dickhead," Kasyanov muttered.
Tim Lebbon
#5. Better to have been a dickhead and seen it,
than be a cunt all your life and not know it.
Kate Tempest
#6. Logical Tom begs emotional stupid dickhead Tom not to ask the question.
'Are you alone?' he asks quietly.
He hears her breathing so close to his ear.
'Yes.'
'Good,' he says, his voice croaky. 'I'll sleep like a baby.
Melina Marchetta
#7. I missed you, you dickhead. I missed you so goddamn much. Don't you ever ever ever take off and leave me like that again, do you hear me?
Lorelei James
#8. Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead.
Jennifer Crusie
#9. If someone thinks I'm a dickhead, fine, listen to someone else's record, then. We're not a totalitarian regime; no one's forced to listen to Coldplay. It's actually quite a compliment if you're something that people can stand against.
Chris Martin
#10. How about Oversized Dickhead?"
He shrugged. "Didn't hear you complaining about my oversized - "
She shot to her feet, jostling the table. "Can I speak with you in private?"
"You need it right now?" He feigned exasperation. "We're in the middle of dinner, woman. You're insatiable.
Tessa Bailey
#11. Flattered as I am that you count me among the beautiful people, Barrons, allow me to point out that I'm still alive. I encountered the Gray Man and I'm still here, just as pretty as always, dickhead.
Karen Marie Moning
#12. After all these years of listening to you rant about Prince Dickhead, I want to meet him for myself. (Francesca)
Fine, but remember to avert your gaze from his. He'll suck the goodness right out of the marrow of your bones and leave you as morally bankrupt as he is. (Esperetta)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#13. I know genes are a big deal, son, but they're not the be-all and end-all." Rob slowed to a halt at the lights, wishing the dickhead behind would back off. "If they were, you'd be in a seafood salad and I'd be in prison.
Karen Traviss
#14. Everything I did for him I did for me, too, because it made me happy to see him happy. That's not obsession, you dickhead, it's love." He's
Adam Silvera
#15. You bloated dickhead, you really are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Cherise Sinclair
#16. But hey, if there's one bright side to your dying, it's that you aren't around to tell me things I don't like hearing. I'm sorry. That was a dickhead thing to say. I need a condom for my mouth.
Adam Silvera
#17. I just go for what makes me feel good. Especially in 2011, it's so easy to sound like a dickhead when describing yourself because anything anyone says is a catch-word or a buzz-phrase.
Mike Tucker
#18. Mr. Ryan was going to have my ass. I was twenty minutes late. As I experienced this morning, he hated late. "Late" was a word not found in the Bennett Ryan Dickhead Dictionary. Along with "heart," "kindness," "compassion," "lunch break," or "thank you.
Christina Lauren
#19. Jose unfroze and began looking around the room, picking up knickknacks and checking titles on the bookshelf. The parrot cracked pistachios and watched him.
"Dickhead," the parrot said.
I gave the bird some more nuts. I believe in positive reinforcement.
Rick Riordan
#20. Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.
Michael Jackson
#22. Hey dickhead, you should know something. You attack my brother, you really piss me off. (Vane)
Hot damn, Daimon food. Hey Vane, you want the white meat or dark? (Fang)
How about I grab one leg, you grab the other and we make a wish and pull? (Vane)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#23. There's a very fine line between being artistic and being a dickhead - it's like love and hate.
Peter Hook
#24. I'm going to paste it up on the wall so my dickhead uncle sees it the moment he walks in and stops going on about me losing it.
Melina Marchetta
#25. If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!
Nicki Elson
#26. What came first the chicken or the dickhead?
Alex Turner
#27. The words are spat through the phone line. They're loud and wet in my ear. "Y' big dickhead." She's lovely, isn't she?
Markus Zusak
#28. I walk through Dreamland, searching for my knight in shining armor, who turned out to be more like a dickhead wrapped in tinfoil.
Alexis Noelle
#29. the Roman satirical daily, Il Don Pirlone ('Mr Dickhead',
Lucy Riall
#30. Did you come out of the womb a dickhead or develop that jockstrap personality on your own? (Hunter)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#31. Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that "women aren't funny." Using that same math, I can state: Male comedy writers piss in cups.
Tina Fey
#32. Ray's got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He's a dickhead.
Sarah Lotz
#33. Being an alpha personality doesn't mean being a dickhead.
Suzanne Steele
#34. I should separate the tip of his cock from his shaft and glue it to his face so every time he looks in the mirror he's reminded of what a dickhead he is.
Skyla Madi
#35. Dickhead. He makes a beeline for Kate, not even seeing the other women who are right in front of him. Tunnel vision. He wants her bad.
Where have I seen the look on his face before? Oh, yeah. In the mirror.
Vi Keeland
#36. Just so you know, every part of my body is calling me a 'dickhead' right now and trying to revolt against me.
Deena Bright
#37. A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.
N.M. Facile
#38. You have a woman like that? Who's beautiful, smart and sexy, who gets you and likes you anyway - when you're not being an overthinking workaholic dickhead - you go after her with everything you have. Everything.
Lorelei James
#39. Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west."
The sun rises in the east, dickhead."
Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.
Simone Elkeles
#40. So the dickhead had a name. Daemon - seemed fitting. And of course his sister would be as attractive as him. Why not? Welcome to West
Virginia, the land of lost models.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#41. There is no need for that language, or for the yelling, I'm on the phone with you, not a thousand miles away. I can hear you perfectly."
He was such a dickhead
L.A. Casey
#42. Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#43. She shrugged. "She's nice and I think she can't help it." Zara gave me a look of censure and went back to her strawberry ice cream. Something along the lines of: Only a real dickhead would make fun of how someone talks, you idiot.
Raine Miller
#44. I suppose you're right about some perspectives. Just a few weeks ago, I thought you were a dickhead.
Mary E. Pearson
#45. Vengeance is a dish best served cold. (Thanatos)
We're in Alaska, dickhead. Here everything is cold. (Zarek)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#46. I love you, asshole."
Then Gavin laughed. "Right back at you, dickhead.
Jaci Burton
#47. Just get up. What's your name, kid?"
"G-man"
"I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license?
Tad Williams
#48. Alex smiled. Andy was a good mate.
"And they'll get a good laugh out of that black eye." He grinned.
Alex glared; Andy was a dickhead
L.A. Gilbert
#49. NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead. said Alex.
Simone Elkeles
#50. Whoever said "violence doesn't solve anything," had never given a right dickhead a pasting in a car park before. G
Mark Jackman
#51. Why does he have to be so goddamn good-looking? And such a dickhead? What is with him?
Sarah Alderson
#52. They had a leader. Some rebel. Shite! I don't remember his name. You know me and names. He was a dickhead and everybody says so. And old Bitch Tits kicked him down here. He started some rebellion." "Lucifer?" "That's the one. Lucifer. They prayed to Lucifer.
Clive Barker
#53. What if the genetically superior male is actually a bit of a dickhead?
Jojo Moyes
#54. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.
Simone Elkeles
#55. With a lot of people you think you want to work with, you reach out to them about working and then realize you don't want to anymore because they're a complete dickhead.
Cakes Da Killa
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