Top 53 Quotes About Custard

#1. Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

Ambrose Bierce

Quotes About Custard #122457
#2. Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown?

Yotam Ottolenghi

Quotes About Custard #127235
#3. You couldn't get worse food, or food more detached from nature, if you tried. If you have an apple, you're connected to an apple tree. If you have a dish of set custard and half a glace cherry you're not connected to anything.

Jo Walton

Quotes About Custard #201325
#4. Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.

James David Barber

Quotes About Custard #203687
#5. Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce ...

Cassandra Clare

Quotes About Custard #239337
#6. It had all dropped into place, like the last bit of the jigsaw, which you thought all along was a bit of left-hand sky, but when you turn it over you realise it's the last chunk of right-hand sea, or the sky tricksily reflected in the surface of the pond.

Tom Holt

Quotes About Custard #243430
#7. We fired pie filling. That was the Faroes. When they tried to board us, we hit them with forty-five gallon shots of custard and banana creme.

Paul Watson

Quotes About Custard #259872
#8. Her dog Custard is a Pomeranian. He looks like a golden dandelion fluff with cat feet. Mrs.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Quotes About Custard #306607
#9. I took a cookery course. On the examination, I had to cook a cheese omelet with peas and an egg custard. With the egg custard, which was supposed to be a dessert, I forget to put the sugar in, so that's more of a quiche, isn't it?

Lesley Nicol

Quotes About Custard #328769
#10. I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Quotes About Custard #360381
#11. In the past few years, we've been doing amazing stuff with desserts. Pastry chefs have been using herbs and spices in their desserts. So vanilla cake doesn't have to be just vanilla, it can have a little thyme. Or you could have a custard with a little lavender in it, which is just amazing.

Ron Ben-Israel

Quotes About Custard #373205
#12. Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.

Eva Green

Quotes About Custard #485970
#13. Speaking as someone who didn't go through the U.K. school system, with all the culinary baggage that entails, I am inordinately fond of custard in any shape or form.

Yotam Ottolenghi

Quotes About Custard #669548
#14. And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Rowan Atkinson

Quotes About Custard #684265
#15. Linda shares her packet of Custard Creams with me, and Marion says "Picking is hungry work" in her bunged up voice, and I say, "Yeah, it is, Marion," and Marion's really happy, and I wish her life could be easier than it's going to be.

David Mitchell

Quotes About Custard #691154
#16. If I really believed in Friedman's economic theory, then I'd be quite satisfied to spend the rest of my life with a garden hose shoved down my throat, being filled with custard by representatives of the people of China.

Nigel Lawson

Quotes About Custard #704168
#17. We're a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.

Gail Carriger

Quotes About Custard #715568
#18. In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the crispness of the golden outer crust and the unadulterated pleasure of a lightly set custard that makes the world seem a better place to live.

Clement Freud

Quotes About Custard #719807
#19. When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

Russell Howard

Quotes About Custard #793308
#20. The best part, however, was watching Rocky eat a pile of custard-filled, hot fudge-topped profiteroles. He could swear, after the third bite, she was going to have an orgasm and, watching her, he nearly had one.

Kristen Ashley

Quotes About Custard #810846
#21. Go, my dear, and see how thy grandmamma does, for I hear she has been very ill; carry her a custard, and this little pot of butter.

Andrew Lang

Quotes About Custard #832786
#22. I cannot be a monk, nor a crusader, nor a tumbler. I must stay here and hem sheets until I die. My humors are greatly out of balance. I prescribe for myself wormwood and spiced wine and some of the custard left from supper, and I will let all of the dogs sleep in my bed.

Karen Cushman

Quotes About Custard #839897
#23. Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie.

Hyman Rickover

Quotes About Custard #885337
#24. Then there was a time I woke up and there was your world coming at me like a custard pie thrown by the Creator and, well, I landed in the sea not far from the Circumfence widdershins of Krull.

Terry Pratchett

Quotes About Custard #956201
#25. She removed my empty plate, replaced it with a bowl containing a steaming slice of spotted dick with thick yellow custard drizzled all over it.

Neil Gaiman

Quotes About Custard #985009
#26. God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

Margaret Forster

Quotes About Custard #986559
#27. It had a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered toast

Lewis Carroll

Quotes About Custard #998990
#28. Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Quotes About Custard #1005361
#29. Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard.

Noel Gallagher

Quotes About Custard #1127674
#30. Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple,

Lewis Carroll

Quotes About Custard #1171535
#31. And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate.

George Orwell

Quotes About Custard #1215831
#32. Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Spike Milligan

Quotes About Custard #1216968
#33. It's all very well to say you are waiting; so am I waiting.' 'Father's a cowardy custard.' 'So are you a cowardy custard.' 'I'm not frightened.' 'Neither am I frightened.' 'Well, then, take it.' 'Well, then, you take it.

J.M. Barrie

Quotes About Custard #1247827
#34. Custard puddings, sauces and fillings accompany the seven ages of man in sickness and in health.

Irma S. Rombauer

Quotes About Custard #1283871
#35. Master Custard, you must rise and be hanged

William Shakespeare

Quotes About Custard #1287137
#36. Tastee-Freeze was a sort of frozen custard. It gave all the pleasure that ice cream could give, without the stiffness and bitter coldness of ice cream.

Kurt Vonnegut

Quotes About Custard #1309947
#37. God simply faded into the background like our toys, into the distant past. And the memories of Sunday roasts with pudding and custard.

Abigail George

Quotes About Custard #1339260
#38. Well, all right. Something in what you say, I suppose. Consider you treacherous worm and contemptible, spineless cowardly custard, but have booked Spink-Bottle. Stay where you are, then, and I hope you get run over by an omnibus. Love. Travers

P.G. Wodehouse

Quotes About Custard #1346331
#39. Custard began jumping up on me, like he had springs in his tiny legs.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Quotes About Custard #1350250
#40. Everyone deserves a little pampering when they're sick. I'm sure you'd do the same."
"Of course. I'd bring you mountains of cheese and frozen custard and coffee with too much cream and sugar."
"And stacks of eighties teen movies?"
"The very best ones."
"See? You'd spoil me, too.

Amy E. Reichert

Quotes About Custard #1372953
#41. A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

Ogden Nash

Quotes About Custard #1387077
#42. You strutted back and forth to the window at Fulsham's Custard Stand five times while I was sitting there, eatin' my cone the first time I saw you, 'cause you wanted some of this and got it by swinging your ass in my face.

Kristen Ashley

Quotes About Custard #1389933
#43. You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

Alexander Pope

Quotes About Custard #1397375
#44. The movies were custard compared to politics.

Nancy Reagan

Quotes About Custard #1417881
#45. God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

Lynn Redgrave

Quotes About Custard #1528556
#46. There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ...

Joe Hill

Quotes About Custard #1625490
#47. The sinister nature of the American soil is apparent in places like Gettysburg. Fertilize it with the blood of heros, and it brings forth a frozen-custard stand.

Russell Baker

Quotes About Custard #1646173
#48. Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Quotes About Custard #1682566
#49. She talks big, but she's made of custard." "Fluffy and full of cream?" Kato wiggles blond eyebrows at me. Carver grins. "Think she's sweet, too?" My eyes spit fire. "Bite me. You'll find out.

Amanda Bouchet

Quotes About Custard #1689755
#50. My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake - proper, New York cheesecake - and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very important, or dark chocolate mousse. Tea: probably Earl Grey, splash of milk.

Tom Hiddleston

Quotes About Custard #1754120
#51. When you're nailing a custard pie to the wall, and it starts to wilt, it doesn't do any good to hammer in more nails. Now

Wallace Stegner

Quotes About Custard #1791938
#52. Anarchy is like custard cooking over a flame; it has to be constantly stirred or it sticks and gets heavy, like government.

Tom Robbins

Quotes About Custard #1839373
#53. We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.

Mack Sennett

Quotes About Custard #1851205

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top