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#1. If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit - Author: Clement Freud
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#2. Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing. - Author: Clement Freud
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#3. There's no law that decrees when not to whinge, but you reach a certain age - 80 seems about right - when you're expected to manifest querulousness - the coffee's too hot, the boiled egg's too soft ... - Author: Clement Freud
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#4. To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking. - Author: Clement Freud
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#5. If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet. - Author: Clement Freud
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#6. In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the crispness of the golden outer crust and the unadulterated pleasure of a lightly set custard that makes the world seem a better place to live. - Author: Clement Freud
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#7. I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut. - Author: Clement Freud
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#8. I've known Nicholas Parsons for a fairly long time and his geniune pleasures are in rubber tubes, metal clips - Author: Clement Freud
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#9. Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. - Author: Clement Freud
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#10. Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish. - Author: Clement Freud
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#11. I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Author: Clement Freud
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#12. If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Author: Clement Freud
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#13. I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997. - Author: Clement Freud
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#14. It is essential that we understand people for who they are as individuals and not the public perception of them or their family and past. - Author: Clement Freud
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#15. I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time. - Author: Clement Freud
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