Top 97 Quotes About Chuck Norris
#1. Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets Joy doll and she was going down repeatedly. Lily, scandalized, pouted, but began to retaliate. Oh no you don't, Chuck! I'm Piper, psycho Barbie!
Shelly Crane
#2. Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.
Bone Crusher
#3. Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.
Brian Wilson
#4. Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"
Pheonix- "What?"
Darcy- "A pissed off witch.
Jennifer Lyon
#5. Looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.
Rick Riordan
#6. I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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#8. Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and pose like dem name Chuck Norris and don't know the real hardcore.
Damian Marley
#9. If Bear Grylls bred with Chuck Norris, I would be their love child. That's how skilled I am." Lucy's face remained carefully blank. "Thank you for that disturbing imagery. But we both know Chuck Norris needs no one. He creates children from thought alone." "Agree
Jaymin Eve
#10. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
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#11. Write like you got Chuck Norris after ya'!
Ren Garcia
#12. The only reason why world war 2 happened was because Chuck Norris decided to take a nap.
Lars Anderson
#13. If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you'll see physique in perfect proportion and built for function.
Tom Schreck
#14. He needed a gun. A big gun, and a SWAT team, and an army, and maybe Chuck Norris. He
Matthew Bryan Laube
#16. Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
John Green
#19. Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don't mess with Shea,
Toni Aleo
#20. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Ian Spector
#21. Did you just compare your sexual prowess to Chuck Norris's karate skills?" I asked. "Same thing." Gabe shrugged. Shaking
Rachel Van Dyken
#22. Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does martial arts.
Leo Howard
#23. I have a question." Stark looked to me. "Can you kick Chuck Norris's ass?"
Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy.
My heart thumped.
"I strive to be Chuck Norris," he replied.
Kristen Ashley
#24. Did you just insinuate I'm comparable to Chuck Norris? Because I'll take that.
Jamie McGuire
#25. What was that action? (Aimee)
Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#26. When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.
Justin Bieber
#27. Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Brian Celio
#28. There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.
Justin Bieber
#29. Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.
"Where are they?" he demanded. "Who do I kill?"
"No killing!" Annabeth ordered. "Just defend the ship!"
"But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!
Rick Riordan
#30. Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
Riff Raff
#31. You are not what has happened to you. You are what you choose to become.
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#32. It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.
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#34. I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You've got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.
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#35. A lot of people give up just before they're about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.
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#36. When I got into the film business, my aim was to adopt a positive persona, of a guy who fights against injustice. And it saved me, because my acting was atrocious to say the least!
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#37. Anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way
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#38. Cross Country: No half times, no time outs, no substitutions. It must be the only true sport.
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#39. If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.
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#40. As the adage goes, 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me' ... It's time for patriots everywhere to rally together again and take back America.
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#41. People whine, 'I haven't succeeded because I haven't had the breaks.' You create your own breaks.
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#42. I gave my life to the Lord at 12. I was baptized at 12.
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#43. How is it that we can militarily overthrow a military government like Iraq, yet we can't militarily keep illegalities (drugs and aliens) from crossing our borders?
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#45. Karate is the best thing you can do for your child.
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#46. No one's perfect. And we've all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try to not make them again.
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#47. While I filmed the 'Walker, Texas Ranger' series for eight and a half years, I had never had much time to read, except for screenplays of the episodes.
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#48. Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I've ever seen.
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#49. There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.
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#50. The 3 key components for success are as follows: Psychological Preparedness Physical Conditioning Mental Toughness
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#52. When I have the beard on I have people behind me in traffic honking their horn. I'm thinking "how in the world?" But it's the beard - it's kind of the stand out thing.
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#53. Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get. That means you need to be even more determined to succeed. That's what it takes to be a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get.
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#54. I haven't always been warmly welcomed for holding my conservative positions in Hollywood. Then again, I've never been very good at being politically correct either, on or off screen. So why start now?
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#55. The only time you lose at something is when you don't learn from that experience.
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#56. I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you've got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.
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#58. When I got into the film world, I got sucked into the secular aspect of the entertainment field and I really drifted away from my faith. Its amazing ... as successful as I was as an actor, and the money and the fame, there was still something missing.
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#59. Whatever luck I had, I made. I was never a natural athlete, but I paid my dues in sweat and concentration and took the time necessary to learn karate and become world champion.
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#60. I'm a people's actor, not a critics' actor, and I always have been.
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#61. I think I can achieve more outside the political arena.
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#62. I have a lot of guns on my ranch. I don't use them for hunting. I'm not a hunter. It's for protection. The Second Amendment was designed for tyranny.
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#63. People need to realise what real happiness and success is, because success as an actor is fleeting. You can be up there one day and gone the next.
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#64. (Taken from the Foreword of 'Do Hard Things') One of my life's principles is to develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways and to help others do the same.
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#65. If I had said, "I don't stand a chance," one thing is clear: I wouldn't have.
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#66. My whole goal in my film career is to project a positive image on the screen, that I hope people will enjoy watching.
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#67. In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tail is wagging the dog. We've got to make a change there and get it back to where the teachers have control of the classrooms.
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#68. Use God's mighty weapons, not those made by men, to knock down the devil's strongholds.
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#69. Focus on what it is that you want, set a realistic goal. Start setting goals that you feel you can accomplish. Don't try to go right to the top in one leap. Every time you accomplish a goal you develop the strength and wisdom to accomplish the next one.
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#71. If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can't just sit back and hope it will happen. You've got to make it happen.
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#72. The fact is that everyone has ki, which is really little more than a technique of visualization allowing one to utilize the internal energy that we all have and letting it flow through the body ...
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#73. A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.
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#74. I'm very grateful for every thing I have. You know when you start losing that then you start losing what life's all about.
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#75. The only time we fail is when we stop trying.
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#76. My acting is atrocious, to say the least. But I've found that it's not acting that people are concerned about, it's your presence.
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#78. Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can't see it first, no one else ever will.
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#79. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
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#80. I would not want to be a politician ... Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign?
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#82. It's the bullies who are afraid, are the ones that do all the fighting. It's not the secure kids that get out there and fight. It's the insecure kids.
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#83. There is no finish line. When you reach one goal, find a new one.
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#84. I've been very fortunate to be able to use my series as a platform to show a good message for the kids.
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#85. People have a hard time believing that, but not having a father around, being shy, I just never participated in sports much.
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#86. Unfortunately, people are re-interpreting the Constitution as a living document, and it's not. It's a solid-based document and it shouldn't be played with.
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#87. If you come back in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left.
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#89. I definitely feel I do have God in my corner.
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#90. Running from your fear can be more painful than facing it, for better or worse.
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#91. It's amazing because people come up to me and say, 'Chuck, you're the luckiest guy in the world to be a world karate champion and a movie and TV star.' When they say this to me, I kind of smile because luck had nothing to do with it; God had everything to do with it.
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#92. Life is very fragile and you never know when it is over. Only one instance and then it might be too late to accept Gods offer for forgiveness.
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#93. Where's Barack Obama when Christmas references are being erased from civic calendars? Is he crying out in defense of religious liberty and our First Amendment? Nope. He's as silent as a church mouse. And animosity toward religion continues to grow.
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#94. When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me
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#95. T.E.A.M. = Together Everyone Achieves More.
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#96. Truthfully, I'm proud of each of my films in a certain way.
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#97. If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it outta ya. - Walker Texas Ranger
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