Yip Chuck Norris Quotes

#1. Bouncing a sitting president requires conscious action, a national decision to redirect the country's course. This cuts against the grain, and that's why incumbents have a natural advantage.

John Podhoretz

#2. A man who has to forge his own tools, his own language, is a man who is going somewhere.

Samantha Hunt

#3. Often the best way to overcome desire is to satisfy it.

W. Somerset Maugham

#4. But those were only the headlines. The more important stories lay deep inside ...
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Rachel Simon

#5. The heresies we should fear are those which can be confused with orthodoxy.

Jorge Luis Borges

#6. Tigerkit! Have you been eavesdropping again? Tawnypelt glared at her dark tabby kit, but it was easy to see the fondness in her eyes.

Erin Hunter

#7. On Receiving Straight As on My Report Card Hot damn! You're a smart kid - I don't care what people say about you! ... I'm kidding, nobody says you're not smart. They say other stuff, but not that.

Justin Halpern

#8. We don't laugh because we feel good; we feel good because we laugh.

Bob Ross

#9. When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act.

Andy Kindler

#10. People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Pamela Anderson