Top 100 Norris Quotes
#1. Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.
Bone Crusher
#2. Not even Fanny had tears for aunt Norris, not even when she was gone for ever.
Jane Austen
#3. Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets Joy doll and she was going down repeatedly. Lily, scandalized, pouted, but began to retaliate. Oh no you don't, Chuck! I'm Piper, psycho Barbie!
Shelly Crane
#4. Life is easier than you'd think;all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable and bear the intolerable. Kathleen Norris
Susanne Matthews
#5. On lady novelists: As artists they're rot, but as providers they're oil wells; they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story unless it was fun to do. I understand Ferber whistles at her typewriter.
Dorothy Parker
#6. Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don't mess with Shea,
Toni Aleo
#7. And no other attempt made at secrecy than Mrs. Norris's talking of it everywhere as a matter not to be talked of at present.
Jane Austen
#8. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Ian Spector
#9. Did you just compare your sexual prowess to Chuck Norris's karate skills?" I asked. "Same thing." Gabe shrugged. Shaking
Rachel Van Dyken
#10. I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.
Robert Muchamore
#11. Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does martial arts.
Leo Howard
#12. I have a question." Stark looked to me. "Can you kick Chuck Norris's ass?"
Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy.
My heart thumped.
"I strive to be Chuck Norris," he replied.
Kristen Ashley
#13. Did you just insinuate I'm comparable to Chuck Norris? Because I'll take that.
Jamie McGuire
#14. On Second Street, corner of Norris Alley, was a commodious house, known as the Slate-roof House, and built before 1700 by James Porteus for Samuel Carpenter, who sold it to Penn.
J. Thomas Scharf
#15. She might have made just as good a woman of consequence as Lady Bertram, but Mrs. Norris would have been a more respectable mother of nine children on a small income.
Jane Austen
#16. Kathleen Norris' warning that "when we write from the center . . . when we write about what matters to us most, words will take us places we don't want to go. You begin to see that you will have to say things you don't want to say, that may even be dangerous to say, but are absolutely necessary."2
Donald B. Cozzens
#17. I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam.
Sandy Ward Bell
#18. At least, he thinks, the fellow has the wit to see what this is about: not one year's grudge or two, but a fat extract from the book of grief, kept since the cardinal came down. He says, 'Life pays you out, Norris. Don't you find?
Hilary Mantel
#19. What was that action? (Aimee)
Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#20. When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.
Justin Bieber
#21. Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Brian Celio
#22. There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.
Justin Bieber
#23. Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.
"Where are they?" he demanded. "Who do I kill?"
"No killing!" Annabeth ordered. "Just defend the ship!"
"But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!
Rick Riordan
#24. Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
Riff Raff
#26. Mrs. Norris hitched a breath and went on again.
Jane Austen
#27. Ginny Weasley seemed very disturbed by Mrs. Norris's fate. According to Ron, she was a great cat lover.
J.K. Rowling
#29. With iron and blood, it seems, and from the rich depths of the earth, John Griswold has fashioned a classic American novel, its dignified intonations of our young nation's sweat and tears evocative of the indelible storytelling of Dos Passos, Frank Norris, and Upton Sinclair.
Bob Shacochis
#30. Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
John Green
#32. He needed a gun. A big gun, and a SWAT team, and an army, and maybe Chuck Norris. He
Matthew Bryan Laube
#33. If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you'll see physique in perfect proportion and built for function.
Tom Schreck
#34. Bruce Norris came in twice to audition for 'The Corrections' and subsequently spent many months negotiating every point in a four-year agreement to appear in the show.
Scott Rudin
#35. The only reason why world war 2 happened was because Chuck Norris decided to take a nap.
Lars Anderson
#36. Write like you got Chuck Norris after ya'!
Ren Garcia
#37. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
Chuck Norris
#38. Norris didn't cry, but he was apt to puke on them, the way he had puked on homer gamache that time he had found homer sprawled in a ditch out by homeland cemetary, beaten to death with his own artificial arm.
Stephen King
#39. If Bear Grylls bred with Chuck Norris, I would be their love child. That's how skilled I am." Lucy's face remained carefully blank. "Thank you for that disturbing imagery. But we both know Chuck Norris needs no one. He creates children from thought alone." "Agree
Jaymin Eve
#40. jesus can walk on water, but Chick Norris can swim through land
Mestre Deputado
#41. Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and pose like dem name Chuck Norris and don't know the real hardcore.
Damian Marley
#43. I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
#44. my dear Sir Thomas!" interrupted Mrs. Norris,
Jane Austen
#45. Looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.
Rick Riordan
#46. Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"
Pheonix- "What?"
Darcy- "A pissed off witch.
Jennifer Lyon
#47. Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.
Brian Wilson
#48. What boy could resist you?"
"Will's hardly a boy."
"Don't give me that. He's a boy playing a game," Norris said. "The oldest game there is.
Caragh M. O'Brien
#49. I would not want to be a politician ... Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign?
Chuck Norris
#51. There is often grace in silence. But there is always power in understanding.
Michele Norris
#52. The only person who can make you miserable is yourself, if you hold back because
you're too afraid of failure to take a chance.
Shana Norris
#53. The way I look at it, I'm a guy who acts to live.
Dean Norris
#54. You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.
Dean Norris
#55. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Chuck Norris
#56. It's embarrassing that we're in the 21st century and we don't even know what makes gravity work. I'm getting older and thinking maybe I should tackle more than the mundane. I may fail, but at least I will have tried.
Woody Norris
#57. First, we could have defied both of them and could have gone to war against both of these nations for this violation of international law and interference with our neutral rights.
George William Norris
#58. Anyone can create a job for themselves. But not everyone can change the world
Dan Norris
#59. If the world is disarmed, and remains disarmed, there will be no more world wars.
George William Norris
#61. If commas are open to interpretation, hyphens are downright Delphic.
Mary Norris
#62. For an actor, playing one character and transitioning to a completely different one is a dream come true.
Dean Norris
#63. Things can happen in some cities and the tale of them will be interesting: the same story laid in another city would be ridiculous.
Frank Norris
#64. Your self-talk is the channel of behavior change
Gino Norris
#65. Man is adept at navigating the globe and beyond - yet doubt finding his own destiny
Gino Norris
#66. Has the casual use of profanity in English reached a high tide? That's a rhetorical question, but I'm going to answer it anyway: Fuck yeah.
Mary Norris
#67. Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can't see it first, no one else ever will.
Chuck Norris
#68. I could suddenly grasp that not ever having to think about what to wear was freedom, that a drastic stripping down to essentials in one's dress might also be a drastic enrichment of one's ability to focus on more important things.
Kathleen Norris
#69. The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma."
Mary Norris
#70. When we start organizing, we tend to put tactics before reason. We see a messy space and launch a wild, full frontal assault before we understand the background of the problem and equip ourselves to meet the challenge. This is like going into battle unarmed without knowing our enemy!
Vicki Norris
#71. If monks are crazy to live the way they do, maybe the world needs more such craziness, what Matthew Kelty has termed 'the madness of great love.' My narrow world had just opened wide, and I had glimpsed such a love.
Kathleen Norris
#73. It is only a true mystery that can never be solved.
Paul Norris
#74. When you come to a place where you have to left or right,' says Sister Ruth, 'go straight ahead.
Kathleen Norris
#75. It's like living at an airshow, unless you have something against airplanes, golf, guns, motorcycles, nice cars or drinking.
Brian R. Norris
#76. The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other.
Ken Norris
#77. Solutions have a voice - the art is knowing how to listen
Gino Norris
#79. I never truckled. I never took off the hat to Fashion and held it out for pennies. I told them the truth. They liked it or they didn't like it. What had that to do with me? I told them the truth.
Frank Norris
#80. Don't be picky about whether each piece of content is generating leads. Just create as much value as you can for the most amount of people in your chosen community.
Dan Norris
#81. It belonged to the changeless order of things---the man desiring the woman only for what she withholds; the woman worshipping the man for that which she yields up to him. With each concession gained the man's desire cools; with every surrender made the woman's adoration increases...
Frank Norris
#82. From him I have learned that prayer is not asking for what you think you want but asking to be changed in ways you can't imagine. To be more grateful, more able to see the good in what you have been given instead of always grieving for what might have been.
Kathleen Norris
#83. Any life lived attentively is disillusioning as it forces us to know us as we are.
Kathleen Norris
#84. Stupid arguments and the desire to be right -- that's what drives people apart -- that or death.
Frances Norris
#85. From Return of Swamp Thing
It's the old impasse:
I don't know what to wait for.
Kathleen Norris
#86. I mean, contrary to popular belief, I'm actually not harboring a secret desire to grow up and become a bioterrorist.
Elizabeth Norris
#87. You see, the main problem with our overspending and breaking budgets isn't money. It's trying to fill a need inside ourselves with things instead of God's presence and love. I
Melissa K. Norris
#88. My acting is atrocious, to say the least. But I've found that it's not acting that people are concerned about, it's your presence.
Chuck Norris
#89. Didn't I warn you-Huh-Didn't I tell you one of em was going to win!?? So now, what do we do?
Jack Norris
#90. The Christian religion asks us to put our trust not in ideas, and certainly not in ideologies, but in a God Who was vulnerable enough to become human and die, and Who desires to be present to us in our ordinary circumstances.
Kathleen Norris
#91. Even though I wasn't there, you were always with me. Always.
Elizabeth Norris
#92. In choosing a bare bones existence, we are enriched, and can redefine success as an internal process rather than an outward display of wealth and power.
Kathleen Norris
#93. Might we consider boredom as not only necessary for our life but also as one of its greatest blessings? A gift, pure and simple, a precious chance to be alone with our thoughts and alone with God?
Kathleen Norris
#95. ...relentlessly pursue your best method of getting customers, and not the stuff you naturally gravitate to.
Dan Norris
#96. Ironically, it seems that it is by the means of seemingly perfunctory daily rituals and routines that we enhance the personal relationships that nourish and sustain us.
Kathleen Norris
#97. There is a hopeless longing for nostalgia that pervades the human soul, a return to the warm glow of remembrance or some imagined past.
Deborah L. Norris
#98. One may have been a fool, but there's no foolishness like being bitter.
Kathleen Norris
#99. Conclude that your are worth achieving beyond your expectations
Gino Norris
#100. An old farmer once asked my husband and me how long we'd been in the country. "Five years," we answered. "Well, then," he said, "you've seen rain.
Kathleen Norris
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