Chuck Norris Birthday Quotes

#1. Woe be to the wug who forgets that destroying one part of a thing does not equal victory

David Baldacci

#2. What you sees, is what you gets.

Jimmy Reed

#3. An unkind describer might refer to her face as like a party nobody's turned up to.

David Mitchell

#4. They all stared at him in mute agreement. Intelligence and kindness in their stares. No one would misbehave.

D.K. Cassidy

#5. I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

Charles Farrar Browne

#6. As a librarian for 18 years at the Merck branch of the Trenton Public Library, I was sorely tested by the slow-witted and obtuse among the citizenry

Joyce Carol Oates

#7. No excuse for those mechanical errors to be happening.

Troy Aikman

#8. A study, by its very nature, is an abstraction.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

#9. When there is no one to teach you life will show you. All you have to do is pay attention.
People unfortunately rarely take the time to sit back and evaluate. Their too busy being busy.

Therone Shellman

#10. No no there wasn't any planned 14th season, we all saw the writing on the wall. The ratings had been going down and so fourth, that curve goes on every show and in everybody's life.

Larry Hagman

#11. Dreams create desire. Desire creates determination. Determination creates distance between you and failure.

Jean Charest

#12. I tell you one you straight off in Scotland - Nick de Luca. I don't see his name quoted, but I've played against Nick quite a lot and he is a good player - one of the trickiest centres I've played against.

Brian O'Driscoll

#13. It's attractive when girls have faith. That is a big thing for me.

Tim Tebow

#14. We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to.

Grover Norquist