Top 28 Quotes About Change Humorous
#1. Our clothes are not always beautiful on the hanger, but put them on, and they fit like bathing suits.
Alber Elbaz
#2. You have exactly 10 seconds to change that look of disgusting pity, into one of enormous respect!
Max Bialystock
#3. Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that cause us enough discomfort with the status quo to make a change.
Michael Eric Dyson
#4. Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!
Tanya Masse
#5. In writing music, the structure of each piece is a very important factor.
Leo Ornstein
#6. If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within seconds a helpful New Yorker will approach to see if you have any "spare" change.
Dave Barry
#7. You can do this (this thing, where your body will cease to produce hormones and your skin, hair, muscles and bones ... basically every part of you will notice, go into withdrawals, and stage a coup). Be prepared for this mentally, and you'll own this thing.
Lisa Jey Davis
#8. Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice.
Will Rogers
#9. She decided that if Lucas was gay then she was going to have to get a sex change operation. He would be so worth it.
Josephine Angelini
#12. These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.
George Carlin
#13. There are times when I am so unlike myself that I might be taken for someone else of an entirely opposite character.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
#16. Salespeople on commission, for example, are seldom sensitive to the costs of the sales they produce.
W.Chan Kim
#17. I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ...
Hiroko Sakai
#18. It's plain and simple. You're one person in a sea of individuals hoping to make their mark on the gatekeepers of the business. However, only those who dare, risk and accomplish uncommon things will stand out from the crowd and make noise.
The Ibanker
#19. Started and made a move to fetch it, but I grabbed his collar, and we both watched as the black hat
Craig Johnson
#20. The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics ... Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
Will Rogers
#21. A mere redrawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag.
Michael Chabon
#25. And my singing, I don't think I could sing Wagner or opera, but I could probably carry a tune. I was in a musical once, but it was never performed.
Wallace Shawn
#26. (About sweeping) ...
What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.
Terry Pratchett
#27. Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks.
Thomas Browne
#28. Sometime, Mrs. Truitt, we work very hard at something, we exhaust ourselves to accomplish something which seems vital to us." He chose his words with care. "Our best hope for happiness. And sometimes we find that thing, only to find it has simply not been worth the effort.
Robert Goolrick
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