Birthday Cake Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 82 Quotes About Birthday Cake

#1. Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#2. Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. - Author: Lil' Wayne
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#3. Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy metal and birthday cake. - Author: Brenda Shaughnessy
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#4. Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake. - Author: Lemony Snicket
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#5. For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade. - Author: Yotam Ottolenghi
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#6. Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by any comparison. - Author: Beth Fantaskey
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#7. I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain. - Author: Alyxandria Harvey
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#8. I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. - Author: Ron Ben-Israel
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#9. My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. - Author: David Ulevitch
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#10. Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#11. her ribs hugged her heart and the air went back to tasting like birthday cake. He - Author: C.C. Hunter
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#12. When my phone rang at the bakery, this usually meant someone wanted to order a birthday cake.
When Brock's rang at the Station, this usually meant someone had a cap busted in their ass.
My job was WAY better. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#13. We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. - Author: Navjot Singh Sidhu
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#14. Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. - Author: Faina Ranevskaya
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#15. I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day. - Author: Aimee Bender
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#16. If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. - Author: Aberjhani
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#17. During the writers' strike in 2007, we put on our own SNL episode there with old sketches. Michael Cera hosted, our musical guest was Yo La Tengo, and we gave Lorne a birthday cake as he sat in the audience. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#18. Wow," I remarked to an older man who
had just turned away from a group. "That's
what I call a birthday cake. You think
someone's going to jump out of that thing?"
"Hope not," he said in a gravelly voice.
"They might catch fire from all the candles. - Author: Lisa Kleypas
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#19. I'm blowing this harder than an emphysemic octogenarian in front of a birthday cake. - Author: Brea Brown
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#20. All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much. - Author: George Harrison
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#21. A birthday is an accomplishment; not an insult. A lot of people do not get to have them anymore. Celebrate it. Eat cake. Do something fun. - Author: E.J. Divitt
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#22. Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#23. I had never been allowed to invite friends on my birthday, and nor was I on this one. I was sullen and surly, I ate the cake without a word ... - Author: Karl Ove Knausgard
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#24. The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. - Author: Herb Caen
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#25. My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Author: Boris Johnson
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#26. You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling. - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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#27. My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. - Author: Molly Sims
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#28. The first memory I have, anyway, I guess - I think it was my second birthday and the cake came out with the candles and I was very excited and I was, like, "Oh! A cake!" and then my cousin blew out the candles. I was so disappointed. It just broke my heart. And so that's stamped in my brain. - Author: Heath Ledger
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#29. You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn't engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a star or a flower or a birthday cake full of candles, then we're forfeiting one of the sweetest whimsies of our youth. - Author: Robin Jones Gunn
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#30. Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** - Author: Various
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#31. I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake. - Author: Tobey Maguire
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#32. I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of Caesar eating a piece of birthday cake. Or a picture of a kid riding Caesar on his birthday. We could build a saddle. - Author: Pat Conroy
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#33. They don't want to know that you'll never eat birthday cake because you don't want to erase the magical taste of frosting on his lips. That you wake up ever day wondering why you got to live and he didn't. - Author: Sarah Ockler
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#34. Rich people can be generous, even the ones with bloodcurdling political views can be generous, but most believe in generosity on their own terms, and underneath (not so deep, either), they're always afraid someone is going to steal their presents and eat their birthday cake. - Author: Stephen King
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#35. Because I am still learning to walk and talk, and it is a million times easier to be cynical and wield a sword, than it is to be open-hearted and stand there, holding a balloon and a birthday cake, with the infinite potential to look foolish. - Author: Caitlin Moran
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#36. I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger. - Author: Neil Gaiman
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#37. Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. - Author: Anthony Liccione
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#38. I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives. - Author: Cat Deeley
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#39. Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. - Author: Buddy Valastro
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#40. If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. - Author: John Oates
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#41. So how did he look at me?"
"Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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#42. At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake. - Author: Goran Ivanisevic
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#43. Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake. - Author: Josh Lanyon
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#44. I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. - Author: Willie Geist
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#45. The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. - Author: Diane Arbus
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#46. I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. - Author: Rachael Ray
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#47. Looking for a supernova, therefore, was a little like standing on the observation platform of the Empire State Building with a telescope and searching windows around Manhattan in the hope of finding, let us say, someone lighting a twenty-first birthday cake. - Author: Bill Bryson
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#48. When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Author: Lisa Loeb
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#49. For Swan's birthday, Calla made pineapple upside-down cake, which is not the kind of cad you put candles on. So there was nothing to blow and make wishes on. Nobody missed the candles, because when you're eating pineapple upside-down cake, there is nothing much left to wish for - Author: Jenny Wingfield
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#50. All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt ... The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake - Author: Beverly Cleary
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#51. Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past. - Author: Homaro Cantu
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#52. I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual ... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying ... - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#53. Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's the magic. - Author: Corrine Jackson
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#54. Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. - Author: Walter Lord
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#55. Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. - Author: Dylan Lauren
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#56. My favorite song is happy birthday,
as that means there will be cake - Author: Jane Yates
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#57. Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. - Author: Aziz Ansari
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#58. I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. - Author: Gloria Stuart
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#59. Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#60. I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was very covetous of things like Cheez Whiz that I'd find in their refrigerators. - Author: Amanda Marshall
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#61. I like to photograph miniature constructed scenes - I'll buy a very sad cake decoration like a plastic computer for a dreary office birthday party and construct a wildly colorful scene to put on its screen, or do a series of dollhouse chairs frozen in ice cubes. - Author: Matthea Harvey
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#62. The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me. - Author: Janet Fitch
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#63. At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! - Author: Abraham Lincoln
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#64. Death smells like birthday cake. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#65. The entrance ramp had been blocked by an overturned semi. Bright-burning flares had been scattered around it like birthday candles on some idiot child's cake. - Author: Stephen King
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#66. You look ... " he shook his head looking her up and down, "You look delicious. If I don't get you out of here, I'm going to devour you like it's my birthday, and you're my cake. - Author: J.B. McGee
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#67. I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys. - Author: Hayden Panettiere
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#68. One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake. - Author: Bette Davis
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#69. Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake. - Author: Else Holmelund Minarik
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#70. But if love wasn't just yours first, it was like cutting up and handing out your birthday cake before you blew out the candles. - Author: Deb Caletti
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#71. Silas baked me a cake for my birthday. It was awful. I think he forgot the eggs. But it was the most beautiful chocolate failure I've ever seen. I was so happy that I didn't even make a gag face when I ate a slice. But, oh god, it was so bad. Best boyfriend ever. - Author: Tarryn Fisher
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#72. I like to do special things for people. Any time someone has a birthday, I make them a really special cake that they all seem to love - it's a Coca-Cola cake. - Author: Kimberly Schlapman
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#73. The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. - Author: Catherine Bell
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#74. This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake. - Author: Jonathan Tropper
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#75. Remember how we use to pray to get invited to birthday parties? And they only asked us because we were so grateful we'd do anything, stay late and help the mothers wash the cake pans. I'm still that girl, flattered to death if somebody wants me around. - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#76. We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. - Author: Casey Stengel
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#77. Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#78. If God had to go to such lengths to invite people to his birthday party, I reasoned, He probably wasn't serving very good cake. - Author: Kirk Read
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#79. He was in a gigantic circular bed, with a pink canopy over it. In all the luxuriant femininity of that big bedroom, George looked shrunken and misplaced, like a dead worm in a birthday cake. - Author: John D. MacDonald
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#80. I'd be a birthday cake! - Author: Liam Payne
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#81. The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be. - Author: Rysa Walker
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#82. You have a delicious round birthday cake. How many equal-sized pieces can you cut the cake into by making only three straight slices with a knife and without moving any of the pieces? - Author: Zack Guido
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