Pisses Quotes

#1. When people say God blessed me with a beautiful jump shot, it really pisses me off. I tell those people, 'Don't undermine the work I've put in every day.' Not some days. Every day.

Ray Allen

#2. I smiled sadly and whispered, "I would have taken a bullet for you, too, you know."
"I know," he whispered gruffly and lifted my chin, "and that pisses me off and turns me on at the same time.

Shelly Crane

#3. Your woman pisses you off so that gets in there; that's rock n roll.

Gary Cherone

#4. Don't look at Jason or even in his direction again because if you do, and it pisses of Dominic and results in Jason gettin' hurt again, I'll kill you. Understand, fatso?" she asked and kicked me again. "Yeah," I rasped. "Good." She spat on me then turned and walked off with her friends.

L.A. Casey

#5. I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.

Alice Walker

#6. And why are we supposed to be serious about God? Did God show up and crack the whip? "You there, Annie in Ohio, I see you laughing a lot and frankly it really pisses Me off ... " (50)

Julia Cameron

#7. My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way.

Paul Heyman

#8. I think people need more to do in their life if my hair pisses them off.

Anne Burrell

#9. She got pissed when I accused her of having Bieber Fever (it pisses me off that I even know what the fuck that means - I blame that on society)

J.A. Redmerski

#10. And sometimes I just hug him because I know it pisses him off, and he can't say shite about it.

Rhys Ford

#11. When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.

Stephen King

#12. This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.

Dennis Rodman

#13. That's another thing that pisses me off about that Michelangelo statue of me in Florence. He's got me standing there uncircumcised! Who the fuck did he think I was?

Joseph Heller

#14. I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He's completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off.

Colleen Hoover

#15. Inside their small house, Grace listened as Roman stood from the couch and walked into the bathroom. He sat down to piss. She thought that Roman's sit-down pisses were one of the most romantic and caring things that any man had ever done for any woman. After

Sherman Alexie

#16. Nothing pisses me off like having my sacrifices undermined.

Rachel Bach

#17. You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

Robert Lansing

#18. So I ended up being an anarchist. I was the only anarchist I knew and thank god, because otherwise I would have stopped being an anarchist. Unanimity pisses me off immensely.

Roberto Bolano

#19. Some guys are alpha dogs, snarling and snapping. Dex is more like a silverback gorilla, quietly going about his business until something pisses him off and he gives a warning.

Kristen Callihan

#20. Be happy in front of people who hate you. That way they know they haven't gotten to you. Plus, it pisses them off like crazy.

Jenny Lawson

#21. I've been accused my whole life of being "too sensitive". This actually kind of pisses me off, but maybe that's just because I'm too sensitive.

Sophia Dembling

#22. Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach ... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Steven Wright

#23. Prejudice doesn't make me mad. It just - I guess 'pisses me off' is the word.

Chuck Berry

#24. However, it still seriously pisses me off that we live in a world where you can't be free to express yourself in whatever strange way you happen to choose.

L. H. Cosway

#25. It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

Dustin Diamond

#26. God pisses down the back of your neck every day, but only drowns you once.

Stephen King

#27. A lot of the men were upset or jealous of me because I got the girl. Men are always trying too hard. When I effortlessly get the girl, it pisses them off.

Jackie Warner

#28. Which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me.

Angela Johnson

#29. There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies.

Pierce Brosnan

#30. Being insulted by a smart-mouthed little punk like you.. really pisses me off!

Sui Ishida

#31. I sit back and try to think. I've been discovering, much to my dismay, that I'm not a criminal mastermind or anything. I'm just brute force and my powers in no way include super-intelligence, which kind of pisses me off.

Kelly Thompson

#32. I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

Alex Trebek

#33. The problem with the truth is that is pisses a lot of people off who are trying to hide it.

Shane Moore

#34. Use a gun that works every time. As George Washington said, 'All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.

Nelson DeMille

#35. To really love another person, you have to know them - their quirks, their dreams, what pisses them off and makes them smile, their strengths, weaknesses, and flaws.

Emma Chase

#36. You know what pisses me off about time? It only lets us experience it once, yet it lasts forever.

Dean Blake

#37. If a hundred people want autographs, sometimes you have to say no because you've got to get up for a 4 A.M. flight or something. In that sense, it really pisses me off when people think you've become a diva. It's not becoming a diva, it's because of the situation, I think.

Ellie Goulding

#38. I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.

Will Advise

#39. I think most people's record collections are more interesting than radio generally gives them credit for. You're likely to be as interested in the Grateful Dead as Palestrina. It pisses me off how compartmentalised music is. I used to be in a punk band, you know?

Charles Hazlewood

#40. But what's so great about being a perfectionist? ... You do all this work, and then the stuff you've made just pisses you off.

Lionel Shriver

#41. How the hell do I know what pisses a woman off? ... Nobody knows because it can be any damn thing. It's an unsolved mystery. And the next day, that any damn thing is fine, and it's some other damn thing. No man knows.

Nora Roberts

#42. And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor.

Davy Jones

#43. Always having to have the last word is a bad trait. Pisses people off.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#44. You read some good reviews and then you read a bad one, and the bad one pisses you off but there's nothing you can do. It's just an opinion.

Simon Taylor-Davis

#45. You don't really hate me ... do you?" he asked.
"Sometimes I wish that I did. It would make everything a whole hell of a lot easier."
"So what pisses you off more? What I did to make you wanna hate me? Or knowing that you can't?

Jamie McGuire

#46. (Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock)
Anyway.

Barry Lyga

#47. What is perceived as normal. That makes it other people's failings. Deficits. Not yours. Who the hell sets the standards, huh? Who gets to say how we are supposed to be? Or who we are supposed to be? And how dare anyone make you feel inadequate for being who you are? It's not okay. It pisses me off.

Jessica Park

#48. His ability to make me feel like this huge invisible void pisses me off. The way he pauses to chew on the tip of his pen pisses me off. Just last night, those same lips that are wrapped around the tip of his ugly red pen were making their way up my neck.

Colleen Hoover

#49. My dear wife is two years, three months, and seven days older than I am. I told her if she pisses me off enough, I'm going to figure out the hours, minutes, and seconds.

Dan Adams

#50. A very harmonious way to live with an awkward world would be to try to change what pisses us off, or just accept it as it is. The

John C. Parkin

#51. I usually don't think of anyone ever suspecting that I might be someone who'd cry at stuff. I cry at movies all the time. And sometimes it really pisses me off because I hate it when they're just jerking my chain and it's just like completely manipulative.

Richard Hell

#52. It pisses me off to think we're conditioned to push away bad feelings and think anything that's uncomfortable is to be avoided. When things are really bad nowadays, I recognize the value in it because it's me filling my quota- it's going to make my joy more intense later.

Fiona Apple

#53. I see time away hasn't made you any more charming. (Fang)
Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think you like them, then when you stab them in the back, they take it so personally. Really pisses me off. (Thorn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#54. Even though I knew she wasn't going to jump, seeing her standing on the ledge made me realize that I want and need her in my life forever. She challenges me, pushes me, and pisses me off, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Jessica Sorensen

#55. Out in the desert what doesn't kill you just pisses you off and will probably kill you the next time.

James Anderson

#56. I'm not sure why he's flustered until I realize there are now five of us and the table is set for four.
Pru waves her hand dismissively. "Don't bother. The dark-haired one is just my bodyguard. He can stand."
Kiernan seems entirely unfazed by the comment, but her tone pisses me off.

Rysa Walker

#57. Nonfiction writers are second-class citizens, the Ellis Island of literature. We just can't quite get in. And yes, it pisses me off.

William Styron

#58. I've fallen in love with you and it pisses me off.

Michelle Gable

#59. A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.

Richard Jeni

#60. Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that's the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.

Brandon Sanderson

#61. If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain't personal then I'll go to another place and I'll meditate.

Martin Lawrence

#62. May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc)
You'd better be glad I'm flattered by that. Otherwise I'd gut you. (Zarek)
Ditto. (Jericho)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#63. Takano Masamune- " Maybe it's just me being rebellious, but...when I'm shown something so innocent and pure, it forces me to see the filthy part of myself even more and it pisses me off...it makes me want to break him.

Shungiku Nakamura

#64. Romeo: You know what pisses me off?
When good days are ruined by bad s*t.

Cambria Hebert

#65. It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.

Julie Powell

#66. I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.

Molly Ivins

#67. I'm seeing people float further and further away from the idea and the culture that we tried to create, and it really pisses me off.

Seth Troxler

#68. Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want.

James Hetfield

#69. It's just that murder pisses me off.

Pamela Rose

#70. There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: Smile,it can't be that bad! Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad.

Gillian Flynn

#71. What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.

Sinead O'Connor

#72. A story's no good unless it pisses somebody off.

Jere' M. Fishback

#73. Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.'
'Can't.'
'Why not?'
'Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off

D.J. MacHale

#74. Max marvels that you can't tell at all from his voice how this type of thing
the casual prying, snooping and implications
royally pisses him off. He really should have gone into acting. It's a tragically wasted talent.

Lynn Kelling

#75. I am a gypsy, Mahgen. What that means is that sometimes I do shit. On purpose. Shit, that pisses people off. And I like it. A lot.
-Madison Thorne Grey, Sustenance

Madison Thorne Grey

#76. Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off.

A.P. Jensen

#77. This asshole had better open the door," Jackal growled, spinning his fire ax in a graceful arc as the horde came on. "I didn't come all the way to Eden to be eaten at the damn gates. Some might call it ironic, but that just pisses me off.

Julie Kagawa

#78. I've lived the literal meaning of the "land of the free" and "home of the brave." It's not corny for me. I feel it in my heart. I feel it in my chest. Even at a ball game, when someone talks during the anthem or doesn't take off his hat, it pisses me off. I'm not one to be quiet about it, either.

Chris Kyle

#79. People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.

Sarah McLachlan

#80. I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

Tucker Max

#81. After all, what doesn't kill you ... just really pisses you off.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#82. Well, at least we know they can be killed. It always pisses me off when the monster won't die.

Michael West

#83. There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they're perfect, you better run as fast as you can in the other direction. 'Cos your soulmate is the person that pushes all your buttons, pisses you off on a regular basis, and makes you face your shit.

Madonna

#84. Life should be more like hockey. When someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in the penalty box for five minutes. ~ Sandman

Nicole James