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#1. I missed the morning AMTRAK and then, after lunch, missed a few more trains while mistakenly looking for the PMTRAK. - Author: Dan Adams
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#2. Once it took so long for me to wrap a present that it became a past. - Author: Dan Adams
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#3. My dear wife is two years, three months, and seven days older than I am. I told her if she pisses me off enough, I'm going to figure out the hours, minutes, and seconds. - Author: Dan Adams
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#4. One day I fell off a toilet and a stool. - Author: Dan Adams
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#5. My plans were put aside by the prospect of her return. Then she returned, to say that she had other plans. - Author: Dan Adams
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#6. While your sense of humor is largely non-existent, the one saving grace is that your face, at least, is funny; and I silently thank you for this, and nothing more. - Author: Dan Adams
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#7. Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket. - Author: Dan Adams
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#8. For lunch my colleagues and I each ate the equivalent of a double banana split. I told my wife I had two bananas for lunch...I failed to mention I had to eat my way through five pounds of ice cream to get to those bananas. - Author: Dan Adams
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#9. Picnics in the park with you: barbecue and miscue. - Author: Dan Adams
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#10. ...And somewhere along the line in my literary career, I discovered the differences between grammar and grandpa, and write from wrong. - Author: Dan Adams
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#11. [We] are, in fact, so close to the amusement park that [our] toilet is referred to as "the log flume. - Author: Dan Adams
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#12. We didn't realize it at the time, but what we carried with us were colorful, stringers-full of memories, which now hang in our heads like trophy trout above the fireplace mantel. - Author: Dan Adams
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