Top 79 Ouch Quotes
#1. Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you."
Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you to protect me."
"Then why am I going first?"
"So you can take the first punch while I throw the second?"
"So I'm bait? Ouch. You've been in Morganville way too long, girl.
Rachel Caine
#2. What's the damage, sweetie?"
"Eighty dollars."
Ouch.
Emma Chase
#3. A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, "Ouch. What in the hell was that for?" "Your timing sucks on an epic level," Daemon shot back.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#4. Business associates? Ouch. That's worse than friends
Julie James
#5. When it hurts, don't be afraid to say ouch!
Mary Buchan
#6. Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch!
Virginia Smith
#7. You said something slightly off-color about her shoes and she brought up the fact that you had a slow eye and danced like a goat with a rock stuck in its ass. Ouch. You would just be playing and homegirl would be coming down on you off the top rope.
Junot Diaz
#8. Wow I can't belive I won,
This is awesome,
Don't trip and fall,
I'm gonna get to thank the fans,
This is so cool,
Oh kany'e west is here,
Cool haircut,
What are ya doing there ...
Ouch ...
I guess I'm not gonna get to thank the fans
Taylor Swift
#9. First you have your baby, which in and of itself is a stunning feat. I won't go into specifics, but ouch and no thank you.
Ellen DeGeneres
#10. Ouch,' my dad says in mock hurt. 'Right in the heart, Lil'
'Its the only place I can reach,' she refutes.
'I'm not sure about that...' Their voices soften. Too quiet. Which means they're lip-locked.
'Mom! Dad!' I shout, and Farrow and I reach the base of the stairs first.
Krista Ritchie
#11. 'Ouch' is not independent of social training. One has only to prick a foreigner to appreciate that it is an English word.
Willard Van Orman Quine
#12. Pyscho,' Flynt says, pounding a fist hard into his chair. 'Ouch
Kate Ellison
#13. Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was I going to woman up? I went into fetal position on the bed to think about this. Fetal position turned out to be very comfortable.
Maureen Johnson
#14. Ouch! Son of a gu - " I scrambled to get up. My hands hit rough upholstery and the edge of a table. Okay, now I was lost. Prying open my bleary eyes, I peered around. "What the ...
Anonymous
#15. In 'Dark Skye,' I rewrote every one of the Pandemonia scenes over and over before I was happy with them - hundreds of pages are now sitting in a folder called 'Cuttings,' never to be read. Ouch!
Kresley Cole
#16. I'm not asleep," Jane reassured her. "I'm thinking about the story." "I heard every word," said Michael, yawning. The Park Keeper rocked, as if in a trance. "A Nex-plorer in disguise," he murmured, "sittin' in the midnight sun and climbin' the North Pole!" "Ouch!
P.L. Travers
#17. Ouch!" Amy yelped, causing Hamilton to release her. "Sorry," she said, smiling as she rubbed her shoulder. "I'm just a little sore."
Madison nodded gravely. "Smart peole books are pretty heavy.
Clifford Riley
#18. Puck winced. Ouch. Well, you know what they say - you always hurt the one you love. Or is that the one you hate? I can never remember.
Julie Kagawa
#19. As the carriage bumped her bones along the dark country lanes, Martha decided that if she ever got back to her own time she would write a book called 'Travel in the Edwardian Era. It would be a short book - OUCH in capital letters followed by fifty pages of bad language.
Stephen Cole
#20. And then he bent to kiss her there.
She flinched and bucked, bashing him in the head with her knee.
Ouch.
With a low moan of pain, Logan rolled to the side, clutching his head.
Tessa Dare
#21. Charles L. Allen once said, "When you say a person or situation is hopeless, you are slamming a door in the face of God." Ouch. It is easy to focus on the doors being slammed (rejection, illness, fatigue, failures) and not see things from God's perspective. He never leaves us.
Celeste Palermo
#22. Ouch. What is that?"
"Water, you wimp." Humor colored his tone and when I looked up, he was smirking again, but this time it was different. He was beaming, radiating - like he used to.
Shaye Evans
#23. Want some ice cream?"
His head bumped the frame. "Ouch! What?" His voice was back to normal. He turned around. "Don't offer me ice cream. I just broke into your room and threatened you.
A&E Kirk
#24. Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn't get along.
Larissa Ione
#25. Next time she flew off a cliff, she would try to remember to wear her worsted skirts. Perhaps then, ouch, she would not have to suffer additional bruising.
Cindy Anstey
#26. Ouch," Percy said. "Frank, the horse says you're a - you know, actually, I'm not going to translate that.
Rick Riordan
#27. Ouch,' she mumbles. 'Somebody's superglued my joints.
Steven Hall
#28. Ouch," Jace said in her ear, his tone indignant. "You elbowed me." "Well, you landed on me.
Cassandra Clare
#29. Ouch, Val. What did I ever do to you?" He rubs his chest in mock pain. "You have a penis. Therefore you're automatically on the wrong side.
Erin Watt
#30. A real Deadly Dolly," sniggered Mick. And then, "Ouch!" when she whacked him.
Aaron D'Este
#31. The way he talked sounded part Yankee, part foreign, like one of those friendly Irish policeman in the old movies: Ouch, mind you!
Barbara Kingsolver
#32. Tohr laughed softly. Yeah, I'm not much for the emotive crap either-Ouch! Wellsie, what the he*l?
J.R. Ward
#34. His self-loathing didn't fully set in, though, until club fair day in the cafeteria, when he saw her sitting with the Young Republicans. Ouch. Leave it to him to fall for someone who was both out of his league and beneath his dignity.
Anonymous
#35. It wasn't enough violence for him. He wanted to do damage to something else. Preferably to something with an aquiline Roman profile that said ouch.
Thea Harrison
#36. If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.
Shaquille O'Neal
#37. My heart is very much alive and in your hands. Do your best not to destroy it.
You are very lucky it isn't it my hands ... The only thing I know to do with hearts is incinerate them!
Ouch!
Christine Feehan
#39. You really turning mercenary on your favorite older brother? (Dev)
No. I would never do that to Alain. (Aimee)
Ouch! Bearswan got 'tude. (Dev)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#40. Far be in from me to dictate how you should assuage your guilt. Do you have a lot of it?"
She bit his good shoulder. "You're about to find out."
She toppled them both off the bench and onto the mat. "Well, ouch. I take it guilt doesn't bring out your gentler side.
J.D. Robb
#41. As I've heard said, "Of 100 unsaved men, one might read the Bible, but the other 99 will read the Christian."1 Ouch.
Jefferson Bethke
#42. Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, "Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name?"
Ouch.
Loor answered, "It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman."
Really?" Aja said. "What did she do that was so heroic?"
She killed her enemies and ate them.
D.J. MacHale
#43. She straightened her shoulders as her chin jutted out. "Sorry." Then she fired back, "I'll have to remember to forget I have any emotions. Should be easy with you in the lead." Ouch! That fucking hurt more than I was willing to admit.
Lora Ann
#44. I look at it [Scream movie] and think, wow, I can't believe I wrote that at such a young age. I also look at it and go, ohhh ouch, that dialogue, whoa.
Kevin D. Williamson
#45. But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault."
"Ouch! That's cold.
Stephenie Meyer
#46. Beneath the ocean surface, bad things are happening. Increasing CO2 makes ocean water more acid, and that threatens to dissolve the shells of some ocean animals. Ouch, how'd you like to have your shell dissolve?
Mark Powell
#47. Come on, baby." Paris combed his fingers through her hair. "Look past my terrible personality and hideous looks and throw me a bone. Teach me how to woo you properly."
She snorted. "I'd argue the hideous looks part."
"But not the terrible personality? Ouch. That hurts, baby.
Gena Showalter
#49. I called Clay from the SUV.
"How'd it go at the paper?" he asked.
"She called me perky."
"Ouch.
Kelley Armstrong
#50. Claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself
shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here
Rachel Caine
#51. Seriously, Jude," I say without moving my head, I'm too relaxed. "How about this, if you hurt me, I'll give you a code word. It'll be 'ouch'.
Brynne Asher
#52. Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.
Dennis Miller
#53. Travis let his knees give way, sending her tumbling to the floor.
"Ouch!" she squealed, looking up at Travis.
"America's a friend of mine. You need to find another lap, Lex.
Jamie McGuire
#54. Ouch. Well, you know what they say - you always hurt the one you love. Or is that the one you hate? I can never remember. - Puck
Julie Kagawa
#55. I knew I would be in the story somewhere," Eugenides interjected.
"Oh no," said Phresine, "This was a humble servant."
"Ouch."
"Though very courageous."
"Not me," whispered Eugenides to his pillow.
Megan Whalen Turner
#56. Ouch. You really know how to tear a guy's heart out, don't you, princess?
Julie Kagawa
#57. That if you never get your hopes up," she said, taking a sip of hot chocolate, "you'll never be disappointed." "Ouch,
Susan Wiggs
#58. We have some nachos left." Carlos motioned to a plate on the table. "But I don't suppose you're interested."
"I already ate." Ian sat at the end of the table.
"Anyone we know?" Carlos's amber eyes twinkled. "Ouch." He glared at Toni.
Kerrelyn Sparks
#59. Clytius snarled, turning back and forth as if he couldn't decide which of them to kill first. Wait! Hold still! No! Ouch!
Rick Riordan
#60. A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
Tommy Cooper
#61. You and Dez make a cute couple. I can totally see the sparks between you two." "Yeah," I said, letting my head fall to the table. "And hopefully they'll set Alex's head on fire." "Ouch,
Jus Accardo
#62. Evie? Evie! Ouch!" Jack yanked his hand out of mine,shaking it and glaring at me. "I need these fingers later.
Kiersten White
#63. A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
Shaquille O'Neal
#64. Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.
Guy Delisle
#65. You set, Bones?"
"Ouch," McCoy said. "I assume that pun was meant to make me feel better, or else accidental.
Diane Duane
#66. Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.
Gilbert Gottfried
#68. My whole life I've wondered what it feels like to be loved like that. To be loved more.
Josephine Angelini
#69. Well, as I said, you look terrible, for one thing. Beat-up terrible. Like someone was using you as a punching bag." He ran a hand gently over his face. "Is it really that bad?" He sighed as I nodded. "Is that the only reason for your concern, Dr. Fisher?" He paused in between bites.
J.M. Richards
#70. I don't really see how I can keep being with you. Would you want to be with someone who just told you they could never love you?
Erin McCahan
#71. I realized there was a piece of me that had been waiting for this to happen ever since we'd become friends - the moment when Sloane would realize I wasn't cool enough, or daring enough, to be her best friend.
Morgan Matson
#72. I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.
Tammara Webber
#73. He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you!
Renee Wade
#74. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.
Sherman Alexie
#75. Yume to Ranta: Just by bein' there, your existence itself is loud and annoyin'.
Ao Jyumonji
#76. Then Royce's parry came a beat too late. The pale sword bit through the ringmail beneath his arm. The young Lord cried out in pain. Blood welled between the rings. It seemed red as fire where they touched the snow.
George R R Martin
#78. Fake Math owes its existence to a number of things and people who have inspired and assisted this book on its way into the world.
Ryan Fitzpatrick
#79. The word sorry doesn't mean the guilt is there and saying I forgive you doesn't mean the hurt has gone away.
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