Top 38 Old Fart Quotes
#1. You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.
DJ Quik
#2. Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
Al Jourgensen
#3. And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.
Sherman Alexie
#4. It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
Terry Pratchett
#5. I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
#6. I wrote the book based on a blog that I keep. I also tweet. I don't think that for an incredibly old fart I'm totally behind the power curve. I really believe that the essentials of human relationships remain the same.
Tom Peters
#7. You're like a big kid, aren't you?" I laugh. "Eh, yeah, I guess so. I don't see the point in acting like a stuffy old fart. Might as well have some fun with life. You're only here once.
Micalea Smeltzer
#8. Some nasty old fart and his weird wife died, but the airboat swamp tour was awesome." She
Ellen Byron
#9. These young folks, with that twerking, I thought, just like an old fart.
R.K. Lilley
#10. You see, I'm not the hack. God is. And the Old Fart doesn't know how to write a conclusion that'll satisfy his audience. He leaves that to us, his lost children, doing his dirty work, inventing uplifting endings to erase his mistakes.
Rafael Yglesias
#11. Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
#12. People are getting away from the whole album experience, it's true. I think that's sad. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm an old fart. But I can't help it - albums are what I grew up with, and I still love them.
Alex Lifeson
#13. They don't talk to me much; I don't feel like i know them." Simon said.
You're not supposed to. It's a members-only club."
Simon accepted this. "So Akira is the angry one, Kisho is the crazy one, Toyo is the old fart ...
Jason Hightman
#14. In the movies, every crazy old fart needs a cool old car. Jack Nicholson drove a spiffy yellow 1970 Dodge Challenger two-door in 'The Bucket List.' In 'Gran Torino,' the cranky pensioner played by Clint Eastwood not only owned a 1972 GT Sport, he also used to build cars like that at the Ford plant.
Richard Corliss
#15. At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
Robert Gottlieb
#16. A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face.
Robin Schone
#17. I'm sounding like an old fart talking about how bad advertising is today, but it's true. Advertising sucks. Guys like me and Bob Gage and certainly Bill Bernbach and two or three other guys, we exemplified and led the creative revolution.
George Lois
#18. The most exciting thing is to read a poem out loud for the first time.
Eileen Myles
#19. Musharraf is a good man and wants to improve relations with India.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
#20. Sometimes it feels like there are only eleven people in the world and the rest are paste.
Jarett Kobek
#21. I love meeting up with friends and just doing 'normal' stuff like going to the cinema.
Kimberley Nixon
#23. Always maintain the attitude of a student. When a person thinks they have finished learning, that is when bitterness and disappointment can set in, as that person will wake up everyday wondering when someone is going to throw a parade in their honour for being so smart.
Nick Offerman
#24. Heterosexuality is the enjoyment with fear, the pleasure with responsibility and the lust with concerns.
M.F. Moonzajer
#25. Since moving to Valhalla, I'd learned an impressive number of Old Norse cusswords. Meinfretr translated as something like stinkfart, which was, naturally, the worse kind of fart
Rick Riordan
#26. There is a certain dignity in going through life without the promise of Heaven or the threat of Hell.
Daniel L. Everett
#27. Somewhere on the bottom of the Pacific is a copy of The Forsyte Saga I heaved overboard one afternoon. I very quickly saw what was wrong with it; Galsworthy was a gentleman, and no gentleman would ever write a good book.
MacDonald Harris
#28. I was attentive to my knife and fork, spoon, glasses, and other instruments of self-destruction ...
Charles Dickens
#29. He was a seer of visions and a dreamer of dreams, unconsciously charming and unfailingly kind.
Anne Rice
#30. Is there something we have forgotten? Some precious thing we have lost, wandering in strange lands?
Arna Bontemps
#31. This is an old house. Among the oldest in the area, a white clapboard former farmhouse built in 1748. Fart on the porch and it rattles a floor board in the attic. -Dice (Swoon)
Nina Malkin
#32. The worst part of being okay is that okay is far from happy.
Anna Todd
#33. Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a Monday morning. When I became an actor, Mum wasn't keen on me keeping it.
Benedict Cumberbatch
#34. Life and love generate effort, but effort will not generate them. Faith-in life, in other people, and in oneself-is the attitude of allowing the spontaneous to be spontaneous, in its own way and in its own time.
Alan Watts
#35. We need to bring out the rabble-rousing nature of people. We are gonna need un-repression. We need hundreds of people farting up a storm. We need a big-time, old-fashioned, furious, fart storm.
Allan Dare Pearce
#36. [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
Gwyneth Paltrow
#37. There's a lot of Doyle in me. I don't know where I begin and Doyle ends or where Doyle begins and I end.
Glenn Quinn
#38. I don't read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite's rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.
Roger Angell
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