Fart Smell Quotes

#1. Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment.

Lao-Tzu

#2. Everyone in the full enjoyment of all the blessings of his life, in his normal condition, feels some individual responsibility forthe poverty of others. When the sympathies are not blunted by any false philosophy, one feels reproached by one's own abundance.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

#3. A fart in the face is love.

James Kidd

#4. New York is a brutally expensive place to live, and the kind of person who might have the dedication and esoteric taste to make the comics that I would really love is finding it more relaxing to live elsewhere.

Adrian Tomine

#5. Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.

James P. Hogan

#6. If you dig into it, it comes back to you. That's the way war is.

Laura Hillenbrand

#7. After all, a silent fart has a smell that really sticks!

W.W. Wright

#8. I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts.
Let's not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn't always smell good, but it generally feels might fine.

Neil Pasricha

#9. Every man knows the smell of his own fart.

Confucius

#10. It's a dungeon, Leila. They're Supposed to smell.
Mission accomplished. The stench might have actually killed my new appetite. If hell could fart, it would smell like this.

Jeaniene Frost

#11. When I go out there, I have no pity on my brother. I'm out there to win.

Joe Frazier

#12. If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.

Megan Fox

#13. She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.
"Oh, come on Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart," I cried, recoiling at the overpowering, candylike smell.

Cara Lynn Shultz

#14. With the help of the janitor he screwed on to the side of the desk a pencil sharpener - that highly satisfying, highly philosophical implement that goes ticonderoga-ticonderoga, feeding on the yellow finish and sweet wood, and ends up in a kind of soundlessly spinning ethereal void as we all must.

Vladimir Nabokov

#15. When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

Adam Carolla

#16. The best climber in the world is the one that has the most fun.

Alex Lowe

#17. A good Policeman/woman looks for crimes. A bad policeman/woman looks for opportunity.

Richard Diaz

#18. We tell stories. We tell stories to pass the time, to leave the world for a while, or go more deeply into it. We tell stories to heal the pain of living.

Niall Williams