Fart Jokes Quotes

#1. If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes.

Peter Sarsgaard

#2. Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ...

Demetri Martin

#3. I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.

Fred Durst

#4. I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

Tyler Posey

#5. Unfortunately, power is something that women abjure once they perceive the great difference between the lives possible to men and to women ...

Carolyn G. Heilbrun

#6. Your regular teachers will get mad at you. If you keep asking something again and again, they will get tired of saying the same thing. A book will not do that. A book always will be there for you. In whatever you want, the book will be there.

Sakyong Mipham

#7. If you wanted reflections on the nature of the universe and your place in it, you should have stayed in school. You want fart noises and cock jokes, I'm your man.

A.J. Hartley

#8. This was bad behavior, and she knew it. She did it because she was angry and because she disliked herself. The more she disliked herself, the more she took it out on other people, and the more she took it out on other people the more she disliked herself

Lev Grossman

#9. We live lives that are waveforms constantly changing with time, now positive, now negative. Only at moments of great serenity is it possible to find the pure, the informationless state of signal zero.

Thomas Pynchon

#10. Sin is not wrong doing, it is wrong BEING, deliberate and emphatic independence of God.

Oswald Chambers