Girl Fart Quotes

#1. Pomposity and indignation grow in old age, like nostril hairs and earlobes.

Stephen Fry

#2. She wasn't used to kisses that were simultaneously startling and wonderful, casual and memorable. Her world was so much smaller than that.

Sarah Cross

#3. There exist some evils so terrible and some misfortunes so horrible that we dare not think of them, whilst their very aspect makes us shudder; but if they happen to fall on us, we find ourselves stronger than we imagined, we grapple with our ill luck, and behave better than we expected we should.

Jean De La Bruyere

#4. That I would have to be totally insane to stop seeing you just because you're going to leave one day

Stieg Larsson

#5. I probably am more shy than people realize. But I'm shy when I leave a studio and I am just myself.

Jane Pauley

#6. The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

Niall Horan

#7. I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel room. I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I'm not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I'm a sassy girl.

Katy Perry