Top 86 My Dork Quotes

#1. I have to smile. He's such a dork. But I'm starting to realize the one good thing that's happened: he's my dork.

Ally Carter

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#2. I'm a huge Twitter dork! That's the best way for fans to keep informed about what's going on with me.

Brandon Jones

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#3. I'm SUCH a DORK!!

Rachel Renee Russell

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#4. I love college. I know I sound like a dork.

Alexis Dziena

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#5. I was a dork hunter. That's hard to do. I fell out of a tree.

Bill Engvall

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#6. What's your major, Lennie? Oh yeah: Dorkology.

Jandy Nelson

My Dork Quotes #877687
#7. Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls."
"I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

Heather Brewer

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#8. I have gone over to the dork side.

Linda Urban

My Dork Quotes #867712
#9. I am a socially akward man-dork"-Nick

Sherrilyn Kenyon

My Dork Quotes #850553
#10. I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like someone else I look like a dork.

Andy Irons

My Dork Quotes #800286
#11. They should make earplugs for people who are grieving, so we don't have to hear the stupid things people say, but I'd look like a dork in them. -Corinna

Carole Geithner

My Dork Quotes #799999
#12. I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.

Wentworth Miller

My Dork Quotes #797929
#13. Dork," I chastised affectionately. But his cheesy exclamation was something I was okay with. I smiled up at him. His hazels danced with mischief. "Okay," I agreed.

The mischief turned to triumph.

Damn those magic eyes!

Sarah Brocious

My Dork Quotes #739876
#14. And your life,' Katie said to Christy, 'is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head.

Robin Jones Gunn

My Dork Quotes #739107
#15. Were ya really tryin' to stab that demon in the ass?"
Riley groaned. "No, I was aiming for its leg, and it moved. I looked like a total dork."
Not to me.

Jana Oliver

My Dork Quotes #732756
#16. The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers ...

Demetri Martin

My Dork Quotes #731045
#17. In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
The two of them strolled off bickering.

Rick Riordan

My Dork Quotes #726838
#18. Of course I was a dork, but that's OK. Because all the coolest people I know were dorks.

Brendan Fraser

My Dork Quotes #723700
#19. If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.

Lucas Till

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#20. I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.

Lauren Gardner

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#21. Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock's gym towel on a dork's butt.

Lisi Harrison

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#22. A second Stoop stepped up. "I am Dork!" he began.

Joe Boyle

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#23. He was a dork, but at least he was totally comfortable in social situations, like Dad. Comfortable, or oblivious, which amounted to the same thing.

Jennifer Echols

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#24. I'm a big, big, big techno dork.

Jonathan Nolan

My Dork Quotes #1872265
#25. I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.

Berkeley Breathed

My Dork Quotes #1740091
#26. You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

Hank Green

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#27. My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork.

Demetri Martin

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#28. I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was absolutely incredible and mentored me throughout school. She taught me a lot about relying on my instincts.

Melissa Rauch

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#29. When I was 13, I wasn't the coolest kid in my class, and that inner dork is a wonderful thing to have.

Zooey Deschanel

My Dork Quotes #1381335
#30. You're so cute."
Dex let out a laugh. "And you're such a dork."
"Says the guy who owns Star Wars Lightsaber chopsticks."
"Sushi tastes better when you use the Force."
"You're only strenghtening my case.

Charlie Cochet

My Dork Quotes #1324128
#31. I come from an art history background. I studied at a master's degree level; I chose to dork out on art for much of my adult life. A lot of my heroes are artists and a lot of my musical heroes have an artistic side.

Black Francis

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#32. I remember thinking that. You were dork chic before dork chic was chic.

John Green

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#33. So, thanks," Vivian said.
"For what?" I looked up at her, confused.
"For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn't help but love you, too

Kiersten White

My Dork Quotes #1098200
#34. I'm definitely excited about roles where I get to wear cool costumes. I love Game of Thrones, and would love to do something like that. I'm totally a dork.

Fiona Gubelmann

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#35. There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

Demetri Martin

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#36. If you're public speaking, imagine yourself feeling confident; if you're nervous about a date and thinking, 'I'm gonna be a dork,' picture yourself being funny. Then it will be familiar to your brain.

Lindsey Stirling

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#37. Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good.

Cynthia Hand

My Dork Quotes #1038069
#38. He was a dork, a dink, a dong ... Why should the male member be used as a term of abuse? No man hated his own dorkdinkdong, quite the opposite. But maybe it was an affront that any other man had one. That must be the truth.

Margaret Atwood

My Dork Quotes #1037138
#39. I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.

Ashley Olsen

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#40. Scott seems nice ... '
'He is. He's also a huge, huge dork. I love him. But seriously, if he's not back soon, it's over. I will propose to the next boy who walks by with anything edible

Kiersten White

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#41. I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways.

Amy Adams

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#42. Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

John Mayer

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#43. I felt like a dork growing up so this is shocking.

Christina Milian

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#44. I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.

Natalie Portman

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#45. I'm a dedicated father - a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just - I love my children. I have kids - you know, Joey's 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.

Joe Piscopo

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#46. Back in the 1980s when everyone looked a bit off, my friend Tim and his brothers had some publicity shots taken of their band. Eventually they sold the rights to a stock photo agency. Years later, one of the images turned up on a greeting card. The inside said, Greetings from the Dork Club.

Mary Roach

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#47. I was basically a dork that hit the books and liked to build things and did all of the things that you weren't supposed to do to be popular. But somehow I ended up onstage, playing guitar in front of everybody else.

Tom Scholz

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#48. I still think of my mum as being kind of a dork - a cooler one, but still a dork.

Georgia Jagger

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#49. Even if your job is a professional singer, we still dork out at home.

Sheena Easton

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#50. To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose: hooking up. I'm quite the dork, I'd rather sit home and play Scrabble. But that doesn't get you a girl, does it?

Wentworth Miller

My Dork Quotes #213275
#51. How about we make a date to do nothing but curl up together after school alone and Roku a Big Bang Theory marathon." I grinned at him. "No one but me knows what a dork you truly are." "I need to laugh, and Sheldon makes me laugh.

P.C. Cast

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#52. I've just always been a bit of a dork.

Nate Silver

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#53. My older brother Billy was really into video games, and of course I followed suit. I was such a dork - I was so geeky!

Ciara Renee

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#54. Let your inner DORK shine through.

Rachel Renee Russell

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#55. Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#56. I second that motion," Sally said. "I third it," Jen put in. "You can't third something you dork, you just say aye, to show you are in agreement," Sally told her.

Quinn Loftis

My Dork Quotes #269876
#57. I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit my social stride in 6th grade, but before that I was a pretty big dork. You learn how to be amusing and how to work for it.

Sloane Crosley

My Dork Quotes #106431
#58. Giddy, I hit record and shrieked, "I have a MacBook Air!"
Daemon laughed as he buried his head in my hair. "You dork.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

My Dork Quotes #100312
#59. I don't mind assholes. It's the dork I don't trust. The dork is the one who's trying to be whatever he thinks you want him to be. I trust the asshole cause you know where he's gonna stand.

Matthew McConaughey

My Dork Quotes #91499
#60. I don't understand anyone thinking I'm sexy at all. I don't get it because, growing up as a kid, I wasn't. I was like a dork, fat, so for me it's really weird. I became famous in Australia when I was 18, and I was still a little bit chubby.

Sophie Monk

My Dork Quotes #87860
#61. I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on camera.

Lara Flynn Boyle

My Dork Quotes #54291
#62. Long hair, for me, is actually less maintenance. I went through a phase when I was kid where I wanted a pixie cut. At the time I thought it looked awesome, but I look back and I looked like such a dork! When I have short hair, I feel like I have to blow dry it, or it doesn't sit properly.

Mallory Jansen

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#63. Carter stood straight. I could see the doubt and fear in him, but possibly that was just because I knew him. I'd spoken his secret name. On the outside, he looked confident, strong, adult - even kingly. [Yes, I said that. Don't get a big head, brother dear. You're still a huge dork.]

Rick Riordan

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#64. All my family has very good mathematical abilities - like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school - on any maths exams I'd get 100%. I just knew how to do maths and most people would hate it, but for some reason it just came.

Rebel Wilson

My Dork Quotes #16960
#65. I can easily connect with the prepubescent dork I spent much of my life being.

Nasim Pedrad

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#66. You were right, everybody hates my new car. Becky said it was a goth dorkmobile.

Daniel Clowes

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#67. Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

Vince McMahon

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#68. Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

Rachel Renee Russell

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#69. Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.

Andy Weir

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#70. I'm a Words With Friends dork!

Spencer Kayden

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#71. It's physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It's like saying you're color blind and blind. The universe will only allow so much disadvantage in any one given life-form."~Jordan

Eli Easton

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#72. There's very few dork movies made by dorks.

Zack Snyder

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#73. I said I looked like a dork and she said that was true, but there was something classic about my dorkiness. I was so open and my awkwardness and embarrassment were so clear and understandable. I was extremely watchable.

Blake Nelson

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#74. He shrugged happily. Let's make plaid, canvas and compasses my absolute trademarks. Dustin McHugh. All plaid. All canvas. All the time. And I'm never lost. What say you, dork judge?

Anne Eliot

My Dork Quotes #457111
#75. I told Quynn that I'm in love with you."
Her face gets real red. That damn cute red that drives me crazy. "Um, why would you do that?"
I shake my head, smiling at her. "Cause its the truth, you dork.

Becca Ann

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#76. I'm a history dork and a sci-fi dork.

Sprague Grayden

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#77. Jeannie is Bill Clinton, and I am Al Gore. She "feels their pain," and I'm the dork reminding them to turn off the lights. I'm always Joe Biden saying the wrong thing.

Jim Gaffigan

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#78. I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds ... When I got to high school, I had no social skills. Was I a nerd? More of a dork. Definitely not one of the popular kids.

Grant Show

My Dork Quotes #409013
#79. Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

Rachel Renee Russell

My Dork Quotes #379286
#80. You don't want to be too cool. But you don't want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy.

Heather Morris

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#81. I was a total dork in high school.

Rainn Wilson

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#82. Colin thought about the dork mantra: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. What a dirty lie.

John Green

My Dork Quotes #338010
#83. I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where 'Rent' was a big deal for me and for my friends.

Anna Kendrick

My Dork Quotes #327872
#84. I loved our mutual corny sense of humor. Underneath all his macho bravado, he was a dork. Just like me.

Kate Rockland

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#85. When she returned, she smiled and said, "We were at the movies once, and this dork took two phone calls during the film. Later we followed him, and Andre broke both his legs with a baseball bat."
This proved that even the most evil people could occasionally have a socially responsible impulse.

Dean Koontz

My Dork Quotes #315250
#86. In the movies, they make you look good and tough, but in real life, it's completely the opposite. I do these ueber roles, I think, because in real life I'm quite shy and reserved. In real life, I'm a dork.

Sam Worthington

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