Married Sex Quotes

#1. My own sex life is very monogamous and happy ... just a happy married sex life!

Tom Ford

#2. Personally, I always thought married sex was the best sex. Owen and I knew each other's bodies, our favorite parts. There was the trust factor, the love, the like. It was always good.

Kristan Higgins

#3. Will's bent over the bed, taking Patrick's slamming cock, saying, "Everyone says married sex is boring, but this...this is amazing!" Patrick

Leta Blake

#4. If one is going to change the definition of marriage to be, quote, 'same sex,' then there is absolutely no valid argument constitutionally or rhetorically you can make against multiple people getting married. These are radical social changes.

Gary Bauer

#5. All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman.

Catharine MacKinnon

#6. ... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first.

Molly Antopol

#7. Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

#8. Italians give their city sexes, and they all agree that the sex for a particular city is quite correct, but none of them can explain why. I love that. London's middle-aged and male, respectably married but secretly gay.

David Mitchell

#9. We abstained from having sex until we got married.

Ali Landry

#10. Part of the fruit of the Spirit is self-control. Once you get married, however, a good defense is frequency and freedom.

Mark Driscoll

#11. It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Drew Carey

#12. Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

Ann Coulter

#13. Back in my heyday, when I was out on the streets - I'm engaged now, about to get married - but before that I was quite the sex symbol. My line was, "If I was taller, would I have a chance?".

Kevin Hart

#14. Living a religious sexual lifestyle is tantamount to living a lie.
Religion distorts our sexuality when the majority of religious people live one life for the public and another in private. It can be as simple as living as a "happily married" couple when you are both miserable with your sex life.

Darrel Ray

#15. For a man to get married and stay married, he must detach from and disavow the three things that bind him to reality: sex, travel, and near-death experiences.

Brian D'Ambrosio

#16. A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

Jay Leno

#17. No more sex.
I blink several times at Anna as we stand outside the car the next morning. Have we been married long enough for her to say that?

Wendy Higgins

#18. It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.

Craig Johnson

#19. Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#20. In today's newspaper there was a story about a married clergyman with three children who is calling for all sex to be declared un-Christian. He says lifelong virginity is the ideal for Christians. I wonder, has he told his wife and children this?

Wendy Buonaventura

#21. Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.

Nicolas Bentley

#22. Love, trust, sincerity and sex key element of happy married life.

Minesh Shakya

#23. Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

Cleveland Amory

#24. It is only premarital sex if you are planning on getting married.

Craig Johnson

#25. Great sex is why we're so happily married!

Terri Irwin

#26. My main goal is to wait until I'm married to have sex. I would never, personally, be able to (have an abortion), because down the road it would always haunt me.

Britney Spears

#27. If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.

Greg Fitzsimmons

#28. Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn't lead to anything

Haruki Murakami

#29. I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

Jesse Petersen

#30. Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself smaller to fit inside the hopes of the other, until one of you cracks or stops existing.

Jacob M. Appel

#31. People don't get married just to have sex with each other. Not in the last 100 years or so. Even in England.

Ros Clarke

#32. There's no healthy life possible without some sensual feeling between the husband and wife, but there's nothing in the world more awful than married life when it's the only common ground.

Dorothy Canfield Fisher

#33. Yet, if the most frequent sex and apparently the best sex is that between married partners who are faithful to one another, is there not a hint that affection might be an important aspect of sex? Even love?

Andrew Greeley

#34. I think that when you get married you have consented to sex. That's what marriage is all about, I don't know if maybe these girls missed sex ed.

Phyllis Schlafly

#35. Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Barry Humphries

#36. People are led to reason thus: a woman who is a wife is one who has made a permanent sex bargain for her maintenance; the woman who is not married must therefore make a temporary bargain of the same kind.

Christabel Pankhurst

#37. I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

#38. When Lauren hired a woman to come to the party and sell sex toys, Kristi turned to her and said, 'This seems like something you would want more than I would. I mean, I have Todd now and we're getting married, so I don't really need a vibrator. But it's fun for the single girls, I guess.

Jennifer Close

#39. I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.

Andrew Dice Clay

#40. Ryan was not only gregarious but also a happily married inamorato! (Around the facility, when the other coaches teased him about this episode, Ryan would retort affably, "I'm the only guy in history who gets in a sex scandal with his wife!")

Nicholas Dawidoff

#41. Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

Carol Leifer

#42. Shit. We were practically married. The lack of sex proved it.

Pippa DaCosta

#43. Why is being an unmarried woman something that we should be ashamed of, as if we've failed? Men don't feel this way. When they haven't married, they make it sound like they've gotten away with something. Their single status makes them even more appealing to the other sex.

Eileen Cook

#44. If Britney Spears can party it up in Vegas with one of her boys and go get married on a whim and annul her marriage the next day, why can't a loving same sex couple tie the knot?

Brendon Ayanbadejo

#45. I won't stay in
with married men
any more
said the wise girl
they're too agreeable,
it's a little too much
like curling
up
with the good book.
You mean
a
good book
Oh, dear,
did I say
the
good book
sighed the witch.

Norman Mailer

#46. I've been left alone, even by the paparazzi, because what sells is sex and scandal. Absent that, they really don't have much interest in you. I'm still married, still working, still happy.

Matt Damon

#47. I'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.

Davy Jones

#48. She thinks you married me for power," he said as they walked on. "Renee. As that's what she would've done. The power and the money is one in the same to her."
"She's wrong. I married you for the sex."
He grinned. "So sure of that am I that I work diligently to hold up my end of it.

J.D. Robb

#49. I told him I didn't want to have sex until I got married. Without missing a beat, he nodded and said, So let's get married.

Gabrielle Zevin

#50. And they ate supper before they said grace ... Oh, um ... she moved into his house, stayed awhile, and then they got married.

Charles Martin

#51. Done well, marital sexuality can be a supremely healing experience.

Gary L. Thomas

#52. Making love is not equivalent to love. But not making love is most certainly a waste. We didn't want to be wasteful.

Fawn Weaver

#53. I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

#54. Come on, let's get you a drink. How's your love life, anyway?
Oh God. Why can't married people understand that this is no longer a polite question to ask? We wouldn't rush up to them and roar, How's your marriage going? Still have sex?

Helen Fielding

#55. Getting married is easy, having sex is easier, but findings someone who can stimulate your mind and make love to your soul, that is rare.

Habeeb Akande

#56. When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.

Hedy Lamarr

#57. I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

Barack Obama

#58. Beyond the profound federal perks, married people make more money; we're healthier, physically and emotionally; we produce happier, more stable and more successful kids; we have more sex than our supposedly swinging single friends; we even live longer.

Jenna McCarthy

#59. God lures us into marriage through love and sex and loneliness, or simply the fact that someone finally paid attention - all those reasons that you got married in the first place. It doesn't really matter, he'll do whatever it takes. He lures us into marriage and then he uses it to transform us.

John Eldredge

#60. They still had sexual relations with another, slept in the same bed, shared kisses and intimacy and matrimonial fluid, however both were not married to each other in that sense, although there was a piece of paper that said otherwise.

Keira D. Skye

#61. Sex can be such a stark barometer for a marriage.

John Eldredge

#62. If heterosexual people can get married then gay and lesbian people can get married too

Paul Martin

#63. I'm married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband at least once a month.

Marilyn Pappano

#64. You don't stay married for thirty-nine years because of sex or even because of love, but because your partner is a real friend to you, because they respect and regard you.

Olympia Dukakis

#65. I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married ... it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

Zach Braff

#66. When you are married to a powerful man, especially a handsome one, you expect indiscretion. It comes with the territory. What you don't expect is to find out about it on the evening news. ~ Linda Boyd

Jayden Hunter

#67. To me, same-sex marriage is like the new normal. I don't give a sh*t. If two gay people want to get married it doesn't bother me. If two people say they love each other and they want to be together, they should be together. Don't you think?

NeNe Leakes

#68. Have you any idea how hard it is to go nine months out of the year with no sex when you're married to such a fine piece of male anatomy that he should have been the god of fertility instead of the god of death?

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#69. You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.

Jeff Foxworthy

#70. When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that if i have sex before i was married, my ... junk would turn black and fall off.

Cynthia Hand

#71. You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

Robin Williams

#72. I don't believe you should be a virgin when you get married,' Sera said. 'You should experiment. Men do'
'Yes, but only if you're in love with them,' I said.

Melina Marchetta

#73. I mean, you can't have sex until you're married if you're Mormon. The first time I had sex, my parents found out. They were listening in on the phone while I was talking about sex to my girlfriend. They freaked out, man. They both cornered me in my bedroom.

Bert McCracken

#74. A kind Providence has so skilfully adapted sex to sex and the mass of individuals to each other, that, with certain obvious exceptions, any male and female may be moderately happy in the married state.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#75. In Psycho IV, the time is five years after III, and Norman is out of the hospital. He's a married man, and he's finally learned how to love somebody and have natural sex without killing his lover.

Joseph Stefano

#76. Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each happily married at the time we all met.

Amy Poehler

#77. I have never had any great esteem for the generality of the fair sex, and my only consolation for being of that gender has been the assurance it gave me of never being married to any one among them.

Mary Wortley Montagu

#78. She stood with flaccid breasts, somehow still full of herself.

Shannon Bradley-Colleary

#79. When once a woman is married she should be regarded as having thrown off her allegiance to her own sex. She is sure to be treacherous at any rate in one direction.

Anthony Trollope

#80. I see we have a problem.' Lucas gripped her other arm and gave her a non-too-gentle shake. 'Are you in a relationship? or...' Those dark eyes searching hers narrowed into slits. 'Are you married?

C.C. MacKenzie

#81. I don't think Ripley is gay. He appreciates good looks in other men, that's true. But he's married in later books. I'm not saying he's very strong in the sex department. But he makes it in bed with his wife.

Patricia Highsmith

#82. I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like, "Which is better?" At least I was trying.

Billy Bob Thornton

#83. Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

Jerry Falwell

#84. [about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

Jeff Foxworthy

#85. Actually last night my married lover appeared wearing suspenders and a darling little angora crop top told me he was gay a sex addict a narcotic addict a commitment phobic and beat me up with a dildo.

Helen Fielding

#86. Just because you're of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want.

Famke Janssen

#87. When i dated someone, my goal is to marry her, i date to get married one day, i don't date a girl just to have sex and leave her, why wasting your time if the goal is not to get married?

Werley Nortreus

#88. Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.

Chuck Palahniuk

#89. It is vice to go to bed with someone you are not married to or have someone of your own sex or to get money for having sex with someone who does not appeal to you-incidentally, the basis of half the marriages of my generation.

Gore Vidal

#90. I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!

Richard Jeni

#91. If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

Jeff Foxworthy

#92. 'Sex and the City' is about outsiders. Single girls as lepers, should have been married by now. It's the reason the whole thing took off.

Michael Patrick King

#93. I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.

Britney Spears

#94. I've been married but I'm not anymore. And I still believe in love.

Nick Saint Clair

#95. Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.

Shaun Alexander

#96. Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex.

Michael Kimmel

#97. Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.

Jay Leno

#98. What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.

Tom Clancy