Top 33 Cleveland Amory Quotes

#1. For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

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#2. On resigning as collaborator on the memoirs of the former Wallis Warfield Simpson, new summaries, 6 October 1955. You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

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#3. I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

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#4. Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby, a dog, a book, a warship, a sports team, even the king, the pope or a hurricane is just child's play compared to the selection of the cat's name.

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#5. As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

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#6. I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that was all the more reason to give them a little better shake in the one life they did have.

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#7. It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the last thing in the world that a man can be that a woman cannot be. Women can be irritating
after all, they are women
but they cannot be curmudgeons.

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#8. The opera is like a husband with a foreign title - expensive to support, hard to understand and therefore a supreme social challenge.

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#9. There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

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#10. The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.

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#11. The New England conscience does not stop you from doing what you shouldn't-it just stops you from enjoying it.

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#12. The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

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#13. You cannot expect everything even from the friendliest cat. It is still a cat.

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#14. It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

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#15. I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

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#16. To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about your cat you will never, as long as you live, forget. Not the least of these is your first sight of him or her.

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#17. Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

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#18. Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?

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#19. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

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#20. I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.

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#21. There are only two ways out for animals at pounds
being adopted or being killed. And cats have such a low rate of adoption that many pounds, even in some larger cities, don't bother to take them in at all. Not for nothing is it always the "dog pound" and never the "cat pound.

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#22. People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket. If you have a man of substance in there, you have the makings of a first-class funeral.

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#23. Support your right to arm bears.

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#24. I will omit but I will not distort.

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#25. Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

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#26. A 'good' family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

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#27. One of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

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#28. The people that set one animal against another haven't the guts to be bullies themselves. They're just secondhand cowards.

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#29. Cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize ... that we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone follow, even the simplest and most explicit of directions.

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#30. I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

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#31. Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

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#32. In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.

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#33. You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

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