Top 58 Life Without Humor Quotes
#1. It's impossible to write about Native life without humor-that's how people maintain sanity.
Louise Erdrich
#3. I can't imagine a life without humor. Especially if you have an existential understanding of life, you must acknowledge the absurdity of it all.
David Cronenberg
#4. Living life without humor is like eating food without taste buds.
Jonathan Heatt
#5. My dad was a very funny man - he's the one who taught me life would be awfully hard without humor! I'm sure his Irish wit in some way influenced my decision to become an actress.
Joan Cusack
#6. Miss Austen's novels ... seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world. Never was life so pinched and narrow. The one problem in the mind of the writer ... is marriageableness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7. Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first.
Isman H. Suryaman
#8. Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
Robert E. Howard
#9. Life keeps changing without giving a damn about our personal feelings.
Kate Papas
#10. Now, I was a fan of the simple pleasures in life: grilled cheese sandwiches without black flecks on the crust, jeans that didn't pinch the better parts of me, an inch of vodka, ten to twelve hours of sleep. - Cole St Clair, Forever.
Maggie Stiefvater
#11. As a confirmed melancholic, I can testify that the best and maybe only antidote for melancholia is action. However, like most melancholics, I suffer also from sloth.
Edward Abbey
#12. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
Anthony Bourdain
#13. Without an element of vulgarity, no man can be a work of art ... I have to try and think what an artist is, apart from a hooligan who cannot live within his income of praise.
Quentin Crisp
#14. I wish I could run into the world's arms. Linger within the spaces between nothing. I wish I could filter out of existence. To live quietly without dying. I wish I could be cherished by life itself. To speak and sing volumes without lying to myself.
F.K. Preston
#15. Life feels like a game of Snakes and Ladders, but without any ladders.
David Moody
#16. Wonders happen either way. With you or without you.
Sergey Vedenyo
#17. It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.
Tom Upton
#18. I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.
George Gordon Byron
#19. Parenthood is a walk in the park...
A park full of scorpions that you can't leave without jumping through fiery hoop on a pogo stick.
Brenda Lochinger
#20. I sometimes wonder how many hours of my life I have wasted bitching about keyboards. The use of keyboards and synthesizers is the Roe v. Wade of '80s metal. It was-without question-the lamest instrument a band could use.
Chuck Klosterman
#21. This is agony cried Mr Salteena clutching hold of a table my life will be sour grapes and ashes without you.
Daisy Ashford
#22. I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?
Mayer Hawthorne
#23. Life's aim, if it has one, is to be always looking for temptations - and there are not nearly enough of them, I find. I sometimes pass the whole day without coming across a single one. It makes one so nervous about the future.
Gyles Brandreth
#24. I like to smile at the men who look mean so they know I believe in their better selves. That makes a difference in the world. This is how you might be able to reform a possible rapist without ever going to psychology school.
Aimee Bender
#25. Being with her can prove difficult, but life without her would be unbearable.
J.E. Johnson
#26. It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.
Bill Hicks
#27. Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
Anne Lamott
#28. Life - with or without softener- is hard
Kate Papas
#29. Miss you so much it hurts.
Seconds later, she texts back, The feeling is mushrooms,followed by a second text reading, Yes, autocorrect, I meant to say mushrooms, not mutual. Good catch.
Life without you does feel a little bit like fungus, I reply. But definitely less tasty.
Emily Henry
#30. Some honest people think it is better to know the ways of the devil without being evil.
Janvier Chouteu-Chando
#31. The trouble with real life is that you don't know whether you're the hero or just some nice chap who gets bumped off in chapter five to show what a rotter the villain is without anyone minding too much.
Sarah Caudwell
#32. You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.
Lois Greiman
#33. It's as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it's impossible not to lead a spiritual life ...
the universe is living through you at this moment. with or without belief in god, the chain of events leading from silent awareness to physical reality remains intact.
Deepak Chopra
#34. Things that we do without knowing why are we doing them are usually the best things that we do.
Minhal Mehdi
#35. I do believe you would be perfectly happy shut up in your study with your rolls of manuscript all your life, without seeing another human being save a servant to bring you in bread and fruit and water twice a day.
G.A. Henty
#37. Without discussing it with his mother, Anton went up to his teacher, Miss Katballe, and informed her that after seven years he was now quitting school. It was the best day of her life, she replied. With unexpected politeness he bowed, thanked her, and said, likewise.
Carsten Jensen
#38. A hero without faults is like an omelet without little bits of eggshell in it.
Colin Cotterill
#39. Life is a waste without humor
living is all about happiness and laughter.
Fauja Singh
#40. Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!
Tanya Masse
#41. Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!
Deyth Banger
#42. But if you were Charlotte, and you had been feeling that life was some cosmic joke that had no punchline, and in the space of a moment you had gone from being Charlotte-without-a-kitten to being Charlotte-with-a-kitten, you too would have found it nothing short of remarkable.
Anne Ursu
#43. In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Mignon McLaughlin
#44. Smartass Disciple: Master, I'm going to change the whole world.
Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.
Toba Beta
#45. There'd be no molecules, no chemistry and, hence, no life without static cling.
James Kakalios
#46. It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.
Brian Regan
#47. You need to laugh more. Life is filled with too many problems, to not laugh every day ... We need to have a sense of humor going into this because it's too tough without it.
Ysabella Brave
#48. Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas?
Brandi L. Bates
#49. I don't know why anyone likes sledding in the first place." I said. "Life goes downhill enough without speeding the process along.
Lemony Snicket
#50. Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to.
Janvier Chouteu-Chando
#51. I will not sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance,complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend.
Helen Fielding
#52. Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and carefree. The next we were attached at the crotch
Darynda Jones
#53. One the advantages about this life is that you can hate someone without knowing him
Alessandro Manzoni
#54. Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can't make coffee.
Karen Salmansohn
#55. On a throne at the center of a sense of humor sits a capacity for irony. All wit rests on a cheerful awareness of life's incongruities. It is a gentling awareness, and no politician without it should be allowed near power.
George Will
#57. All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks.
Cyrus The Great
#58. Your humor is your compass and your shield. You can hone it into a weapon or you can pull its strands out to make your very own cotton-candy blanket. You can't exist on a diet of humor alone, but you can't exist on a diet without it, either.
David Levithan
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