Top 46 Less Paperwork Quotes
#1. Small businesses want things streamlined, and one of the great successes we're having is less paperwork, faster turnaround times.
Karen Mills
#2. For small business people, less paperwork means higher profits, boosted sales and more time with the family.
Tony Abbott
#3. My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass.
Leslie Grimutter
#4. What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork
Pearl Bailey
#5. I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
#6. There were filing cabinets, desks once occupied by long-redundant agents, tables, piles of paperwork, back issues of Spells magazine, several worn-out sofas, and in the corner, a moose.
Jasper Fforde
#7. Management cares about only one thing. Paperwork. They will forgive almost anything else - cost overruns, gross incompetence, criminal indictments - as long as the paperwork's filled out properly. And in on time.
Connie Willis
#8. Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#9. Bryant wanted to be outside digging up corpses and chasing (as much as his bad leg would allow) unscrupulous but fiendishly brilliant villains through the back alleys of the city. Instead he was meeting a clerk about forgotten bits of paperwork.
Christopher Fowler
#10. The author describes the adoption process in which he and his wife participated as "a paperwork pregnancy".
David Platt
#11. Door and she starts on the EEOC paperwork. Frankly, she's asking for far less than
Nicholas Sparks
#12. A change in paperwork [birth certificate] can't erase words stamped on the human heart.
Charles Martin
#13. all paperwork is, pardon my language, Ms Li, pestilential putrefaction designed to confound the real work of society in a quagmire of bullshit?
Kate Griffin
#14. Desperately looking for a vital but lost bit of paperwork or just frantically masturbating to the Eroica symphony.
David Mitchell
#16. OFSTED has made large cuts in the paperwork which schools are asked to provide and further steps to reduce the bureaucratic burden will be introduced in September.
Estelle Morris
#17. with his paperwork in order, he could now turn to more pressing issues: killing Hells Angels.
Charles Falco
#18. The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the amount of paperwork your lab would face. If the explosion were smaller, you could potentially cover it up. If it were larger, there would be no one left in the city to submit paperwork to.
Randall Munroe
#19. Paperwork wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the paper. And the work.
Darynda Jones
#21. Just as in policing there is an emphasis on civilians to help with paperwork, we must free up trained and experienced social workers to focus on children, not bureaucracy.
Andy Sawford
#22. Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.
Larry Correia
#23. that's the thing about urgent paperwork: the longer you leave it the less urgent it becomes.
Philip Kerr
#24. More time on paperwork means less time spent with students or preparing lessons for students. It is as simple as that. The numerous reforms in the bill will go a long way to free our time of special educators.
Christopher Bond
#25. The expenses of the paperwork and court fees involved in pursuing the appeal through the courts were not too high. In fact, as I recall, removing prayer from U.S. public schools cost less than $20,000 ... no Christian organization filed a brief in support of our opponents.
William Murray, 1st Earl Of Mansfield
#26. When you go in to do a screen test, you negotiate your contract and sign all your paperwork before you even get on a plane.
Allison Tolman
#27. It's like the fellah in the lavatory said, No job's over 'til the paperwork's done.
Patrick Taylor
#28. Investing capital in the free market creates innovation, businesses, jobs and economic growth. Investing capital in the government creates more bureaucracy, more paperwork and inefficiency.
Michael Ramirez
#29. More and more I don't have any philosophy about writing, except that it is something we can do if God is good to us. Of course we are the ones who have to do the paperwork.
M.V. Carey
#30. Paperwork is the religion of the Civil Service. I can just imagine Sir Humphrey Appleby on his deathbed, surround by wills and insurance claim forms, looking up and saying, 'I cannot go yet, God, I haven't done the paperwork.
Jonathan Lynn & Anthony Jay
#31. It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork
Terry Pratchett
#32. I hate paperwork," announced Andy, looking up from his desk. "How is it that we have a form for 'you got a gingerbread house dropped on your head'? How do we have a job where that's something you'd need a form for?" "There's
Seanan McGuire
#34. Why bother getting married, going through all the pomp and pageantry, if you didn't think it was going to last? It was far easier to live in sin and not have to deal with the paperwork.
Emma Straub
#35. In a couple of days after our arrival, it already became clear that our things were lost forever and would never be found. They put in the paperwork that Emirates Airlines had lost it, although we knew for sure it was all stolen by those girls in the airport of our first departure.
Sahara Sanders
#36. I spent the rest of the workday on routine paperwork, snarling at misplaced files and seething at the stupidity of everyone else's report writing
when did Grammar die?
Jeff Lindsay
#37. in terms of sin, you're in the majors, and she hasn't even filled out her Little League paperwork yet." "I'll
Abigail Barnette
#38. We buy houses for cash and cut the hassle of paperwork. For all types of houses in San Antonio, we have mouthwatering deals.
David
#39. Actually ideas are everywhere. It's the paperwork, that is, sitting down and thinking them into a coherent story, trying to find just the right words, that can and usually does get to be labor.
Fred Saberhagen
#40. I'd like to do a film in Canada, but it's too difficult. National Film Board funding takes too long, and there's too much paperwork; by the time the film is approved the topic is dead and gone.
Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy
#41. Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status
Laurence J. Peter
#42. He had committed hanky-panky with paperwork, and if something in the System is committed to paper, it becomes transubstantiated into a Sacred Relic. To
Jeff Lindsay
#43. No more misquoted forms, lost invoices, redundant entries, missing checks, or delays caused by incomplete paperwork.
Bill Gates
#44. Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.
Eugene Mirman
#46. If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.
Rick Riordan
