Top 23 Abigail Barnette Quotes
#1. Submission was such a nice mini-vacation, in that respect, a pleasure cruise through sex with heightened senses and emotions, and no thought to the outside world until.
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#2. Nobody can control their emotional reactions, we can only control our actions, and my current action was to slap my jealousy in the face and shove her in a vat of shut the fuck up.
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#3. I don't know you, and I'll never see you again, so why not carpe the...dick?
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#4. The cancer bubble. It's almost like he's not here. Like he's on pause, and my life with him is on pause, and we're just waiting to see if somebody is going to hit play again or just stop the thing entirely.
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#5. People are darkened rooms, and each person they choose to include in their lives is a beam of light, uncovering some new, previously hidden part of them.
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#6. in terms of sin, you're in the majors, and she hasn't even filled out her Little League paperwork yet." "I'll
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#8. Never be timid about your own pleasure. Don't be ashamed to come.
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#9. Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got some.
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#10. I didn't have a lot of fighting experience, but I would punch an octopus if I had to, to save a life.
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#11. But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.
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#12. I know I'm not supposed to argue with you when you talk about dying. And yes, you could die, Neil. But I could get hit by a bus and die tomorrow. Either we need to live every single day together like it's our last, or we need to be comfortable with the fact that some times are just sucky times.
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#13. And I dare say most people don't think too deeply on sex, beyond what they've been taught through the media and society.
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#15. We'd spent eleven hours together. That had to be some kind of record for a second date that didn't involve a sleepover or a kidnapping.
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#16. Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on her way to a fetish weekend.
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#18. Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant would.
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#19. You don't know what you're going to do in a situation until faced with it. Life lesion learned. I was going to have to banish 'never' from my repertoire.
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#20. I love you so much that I regret having memories that don't include you.
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#21. Well, at least you'll get some down time to heal up before the chemo. Of course, that sounds kind of like in The Princess Bride when they heal Westley up before they torture him.
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#22. If something happens and you should cry about it, it's better to laugh and get the fuck over it.
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#23. It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.
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