Top 4 Jonathan Lynn & Anthony Jay Quotes

#1. Paperwork is the religion of the Civil Service. I can just imagine Sir Humphrey Appleby on his deathbed, surround by wills and insurance claim forms, looking up and saying, 'I cannot go yet, God, I haven't done the paperwork.

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#2. I went on to explain that it is an honour, and also that we need a transport policy.
"If by 'we' you mean Britain, that's perfectly true," he acknowledged. "But if by 'we' you mean you and me and this Department, we need a transport policy like an aperture in the cranial cavity.

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#3. Clarification is not to clarify things. It is to put one's self in the clear (Sir Humphrey Appleby)

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#4. ... a cynic is only a term used by an idealist to describe a realist.

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