Julia Louis-Dreyfus Quotes

#1. Making a movie is a long, dull process. There's a lot of waiting around.

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#2. I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.

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#3. Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone.

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#4. It's much more acceptable for men to work and father kids. There's an inherent inequality, because we want to do it all, and I don't know how we can do this all.

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#5. I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

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#6. Even my great grand-mother did impressions.

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#7. If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

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#8. There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

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#9. It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?

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#10. When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years.

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#11. New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

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#12. I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

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#13. The fact of the matter is that everybody treats me pretty much as one of the boys, which I take as a great compliment.

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#14. There is sexism
I'm not denying its existence. But I'm saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no nevermind and say, 'Get out of my way.'

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#15. I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.

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#16. My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love it if people liked it.

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#17. I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun.

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#18. Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that a sense of humor gets you through just about anything.

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#19. I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to work and be able to get good child care. Not a lot of women have that.

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#20. I walk around feeling a sort of existential guilt all the time; and honestly for me this house is a way of feeling less guilty about the universe.

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#21. I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

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#22. Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That's the truth. The only time it's not funny is when business gets in the way.

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#23. I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian

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#24. When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

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#25. The war and terrorism in the Middle East, the crisis of leadership in many of the oil-supply countries in the developing world, the crisis of global warming - all these are very clearly tied to energy.

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#26. Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange.

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#27. I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.

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#28. I always wanted to perform.

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#29. Anybody who is an ambitious politician would never ever aspire to a Vice Presidency. And yet, people find themselves in that position, and so, therein lies the rub.

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#30. The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

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#31. As an actress, it appeals to me because I love the idea of playing those in-between moments, the sort of behavioral stuff that one might not normally see.

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#32. And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable.

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#33. If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community, there's nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life.

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#34. We are 5 percent of the global population and consume a third of the total resources - on some level we should all feel guilty relative to the world.

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#35. Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them.

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#36. L.A. I could live without.

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#37. Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.

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#38. I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.

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#39. There is tremendous inequity in Hollywood and politics, and I would say globally it's challenging to be a woman and succeed.

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#40. I never go about a new project as if I'm trying ot redefine myself. I just like to work, and I'm excited by material I find challenging and - if it's a comedy - exceptionally funny.

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#41. The schedule of doing a live TV show every week is very difficult.

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#42. Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She is someone who is in deep need of many hours of analysis and I like to think that I'm not that type of person.

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