Top 100 Kitten Quotes
#1. I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.
Kelley Armstrong
#2. Finding Louisa in her drawing-room was like discovering a kitten in the cupboard--not necessarily unwelcome, but still startling.
Steven Harper
#3. Have you ever noticed the softness of a kitten's feet? - they are like raspberries to hold in one's hand.
Anne Douglas Sedgwick
#4. The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash
#5. I'm not leaving, Kitten. You're going to do this.
My mouth opened as did the door behind us. Stomach dropping, I turned to see Mom standing there in all her fuzzy-bunny pajama glory. Oh, for the love of God.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#6. Katy. Her name was Katy. Reminded me of Kitty. Kitty cat. Kitten. Look at me, putting all these words together.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#7. A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.
Robert Sowthey
#9. And what if there are no damsels in distress?
What if I knew that, and I called your bluff?
Don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down,
whether or not you ever show up?
Ani DiFranco
#10. Never pick up a stray kitten ... unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.
Robert A. Heinlein
#11. The game enforces smirks; but we have seen
The moon in lonely alleys make
A grail of laughter of an empty ash can,
And all through the sound of gaiety and quest
Have heard a kitten in the wilderness.
Hart Crane
#12. That dichotomy, in which the male half of a partnership wants a kitten in the kitchen and a tiger in the bedroom, is incredibly emotionally draining and confusing for women, whether they're married or not.
Jenny Block
#13. My name is Kitten and my master is gone. What could possibly be more important?
C.J. Roberts
#14. Dikaios smacked Elam with his tail. His curiosity wouldn't kill a sick kitten, much less a cat.
Bryan Davis
#15. Surprise widened his eyes as he stepped back. "Caving in so easily?"
"Caving in?" I laughed without feeling. "I just want you out of my face."
Daemon chuckled deeply. "Keep telling yourself that, Kitten."
"Keep using your ego steroids.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#16. Um. I'm going to have to eat a kitten, aren't I? Oh god, I'm going to have to eat a kitten. The
Eliezer Yudkowsky
#17. This next song is familiar - surprisingly gentle, like a kitten walking through high grass - and it seems so unlike Jake to create something this beautiful.
Matthew Quick
#18. Stalking me again, I see. Do I need to get a restraining order?" "In your dreams, Kitten." He smirked. "Oh wait, I'm already starring in those, aren't I?" I rolled my eyes. "Nightmares, Daemon. Nightmares.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#19. Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones
Jeaniene Frost
#20. Emotionally involving the audience is easy. Anybody can do it blindfolded: get a little kitten and have some guy wring its neck.
George Lucas
#21. I love your hands,' he sighed. 'You think I look like an angel? Well, Kitten, your hands are my heaven and your eyes are my home.' (Bones)
Jeaniene Frost
#22. The neighborhood children, of course, were forbidden by their parents to play with my little boy, Garth, so I finally got him a little kitten to play with. A couple of weeks later we found it on the porch with its neck wrung.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
#23. He used to - when he was just a kitten - stand and stare up at us as if asking a question. We never understood what the question was. Maybe now he knows the answer.
Philip K. Dick
#24. You don't have to be just the sex kitten. You can be a sexy, feminine woman, but also have a strong voice and be a warrior, at the same time.
Katheryn Winnick
#25. Shoot faceless, white blobs. Roger that Menace, Gamma Kitten One over and out.
Alanea Alder
#27. When his head cleared a little, Roman found that he had the boy cradled against his chest, his fingers carding through the moist curls. Luke was nuzzling into his collarbone, all but purring. He really was such a kitten. "Why
Alessandra Hazard
#28. You fight me, Kitten, I'll take you and them on at the same time. I don't give a fuck, and I always win. Always.
Kristen Ashley
#29. My parents had told me that I would not really die, not the real me: that nobody really died, when they died; that my kitten and the opal miner had just taken new bodies and would be back again, soon enough.
Neil Gaiman
#30. Roland was quite possibly the most aggravating, antisocial immortal on the planet. Seeing him cuddle and nurture a black and white kitten that could fit in the palm of his hand was nothing short of bizzare.
Dianne Duvall
#31. watching trails of mist swirl about your legs, which reminds you of a neighbor's gray kitten that arches its back, puffs up, and rubs against your ankles.
Shane Jiraiya Cummings
#32. True power wasn't convincing a cowardly lot to be afraid of something that people were already afraid of; it was giving them a complex that made them run screaming when a fluffy kitten came bounding into the room.
Seanan McGuire
#34. Just in front of her lay the Congaree Swamp National Forest. To prove it, a mosquito the size of a kitten landed on her arm and prepared to drill.
Sela Carsen
#35. I'm sorry, all right. I'd take it all back if I could. I don't mean to hurt you, Kitten. I fucking love you and I don't know how to handle it.
Michelle A. Valentine
#36. I don't like kitten heels. I just don't think they are an attractive shoe because they always look so stumpy. And I would never wear cowboy boots: a pointy toe and little heel is just not my thing.
Jessica Hart
#37. There had been something in the details he had chosen to describe that made her cry herself asleep that night, for the kitten, for Anthony for herself, for the pain and bitterness and cruelty of all the world.
F Scott Fitzgerald
#38. I fucked up and hurt you. It won't happen again." His fingers tensed around my head and his deep voice dropped low. "I promise you, Kitten, it won't happen again.
Kristen Ashley
#39. Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.
Kevin Nealon
#40. I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire.
Steven Wright
#41. While yes we can both agree the sudden recovery of this footage smells not a little, and that we appear to be bits of tinfoil-on-string to some malevolent government kitten, yes yes yes but, Borlu, however they've come by this evidence, this is the correct decision.
China Mieville
#42. You call that begging? Oh, Kitten, you can do better than that ...
Jeaniene Frost
#45. No wisdom that [my kitten] may gain by experience and reflection hereafter will compensate for the loss of her present hilarity.
William Cowper
#46. How many would protest if restaurants began serving puppy and kitten flesh instead of calves? Robins instead of hens? Squirrels instead of pigs?
Mango Wodzak
#47. I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.
Vladimir Putin
#48. When I came here two nights ago, I swore to myself that I'd reduce you to a purring kitten, lapping creams from a bowl at my feet.
Amanda Bonilla
#49. Under the damage, he could still see Kitten, surviving despite it all.
C.J. Roberts
#50. Bones," I sighed. "Know something? I'm not afraid of you, but you scare
me ... ." His outline blurred again.
"You scare me, too, Kitten," he might have replied, but I couldn't be sure.
Jeaniene Frost
#51. Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.
Jeaniene Frost
#52. It is a great deal to ask of a kitten, to defend a man against the armies of the dead.
Ursula K. Le Guin
#53. Holding the phone away from his mouth, Gansey told them, "Adam thinks he saw an apparition at his place."
Ronan eyed Noah. "I'm seeing an apparition right now." Noah made a rude gesture, a hilariously unthreatening act coming from him, like a growl from a kitten.
Maggie Stiefvater
#54. I told him I was sorry. He sighed and held me closer, his lips against the shell of my ear, "You will be, Kitten".
C.J. Roberts
#55. Damn it, MacRieve, if you keep calling me kitten, then I'm going to start calling you something equivalent, like hound dog - and then we'll both be losers.
Kresley Cole
#56. I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. This isn't goodbye, Kitten. I didn't survive over two hundred years to find you only to lose you within five months. I want you, but I'm not saying goodbye to you, because we will get through this.
Jeaniene Frost
#57. I rolled my eyes. "Just go get your tattoo before I change me mind, you dirty fuck."
Alec waggled his eyebrows. "I'd give you a dirty fuck, kitten.
L.A. Casey
#58. He opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS, said Death, putting it gently on the floor.
Terry Pratchett
#59. [A novel by Henry James] is like a church lit but without a congregation to distract you, with every light and line focused on the high altar. And on the altar, very reverently place, intensely there, is a dead kitten, an egg-shell, a bit of string.
H.G.Wells
#60. I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big."
His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad things."
"What?"
The grin spread. "I would say size doesn't matter but it does. I would know." he winked, and I let out a disgusted groan. He laughed.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#61. He's acting as foolish as a kitten ... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.
Christopher Paolini
#62. We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we'd say chicken tastes like cat.
Jonathan Grimwood
#63. Don't ever call me "kitten paws" again and don't tell me I need acting lessons or the next thing you'll be eating between two slices of bread will be a certain supersensitive part of your anatomy.
Sarah Morgan
#64. A middle-aged cat will often play as unreservedly as a kitten, though he knows perfectly well it is only a game.
William Lyon Phelps
#65. I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
#66. You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten.
Hank Green
#67. She still stood in front of the garden tub, the piece of glass in her hand, and she stared back at me like an animal cornered.
In that moment she didn't remind me of a harmless little kitten. She was a full-grown tigress, and she still looked like she wanted to do some damage.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#68. Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#69. Listen to me, kitten. Win or lose, you'll always be a princess to me.
Kiera Cass
#70. Hang on. We're leaving grass for road," Breeze warned.
"Remind me to drive next time," Jinx grumbled. "Slow down!"
"Did you lose your yarn balls, kitten?" Breeze laughed. "This is fun!"
(Jinx is part panther)
Laurann Dohner
#71. I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that.
Ann-Margret
#72. I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.
Jeaniene Frost
#74. And lastly, the reason I was definitely ending this relationship sooner than later, was her new and weird-ass sex fetish: She liked to crawl around the room on all fours and purr like a kitten before and after sex. She even "meowed" when she came.
Whitney Gracia Williams
#75. Here, now. What have we here?' Blade whispered. 'A little kitten, all of my own,' he purred. 'Far from home'.
Bec McMaster
#76. Most of the time when you laugh, it's because something is amiss - clumsy or wrong or sad - but when you laugh at a kitten, you laugh of pure joy.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#77. Nothing is ever black and white, kitten," he reminded her, allowing his claws to slice out to touch her skin. "I can use my claws to protect, but I can use the same claws to rip out an enemy's throat.
Nalini Singh
#78. No matter what happens, you will never lose me, I am forever yours, Kitten, in this life or the next.
Jeaniene Frost
#79. You jerk."
Grinning, he backed down the steps. "I'll see you at noon, Kitten."
"I hate you," I hissed.
"The feeling's mutual." He glanced over his shoulder. "Twenty bucks says you wear a once-piece swimsuit."
He was insufferable.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#80. Exactly, Kitten.Your pride isn't worth it. It's not worth the pain. It's not worth the torture I, or anyone else could put you through. It sure as fuck isn't worth your life. Be smart! Fight the battles you can win and accept the ones you can't. That's how you survive. - Caleb
C.J. Roberts
#81. Poems are soft kitten furs. smoothing out the rough edges of my world.
Sanober Khan
#83. Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.
Dave Turner
#84. Such an angry little Kitten, with such sad eyes. Who hurt you, Georgia? Who took the light out of those pretty blue eyes, ehh?
Lesley Jones
#85. But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.
Rainbow Rowell
#86. Gabe clucked his tongue. "He's probably not the only one," he said, glancing at me. "Trouble does seem to find you, Kitten.
Chloe Neill
#87. Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.
Howard Mittelmark
#89. He was big and sturdy, with a heavy jaw and a voice that made her want to curl up and ride in his pocket like a kitten.
Richard Yates
#90. I have a kitten. He said for lack of anything else and hoping it would stop her from hitting him full on with her Louisville Slugger.
Dominique Eastwick
#91. A kitten, a nice, little, sleek playful kitten, that I can play with, and teach, and feed, and feed, and feed!
Bram Stoker
#92. He looked me right in the eyes and slowly touched his nose to mine, stealing my heart and halting my breath. I held him close and he purred a tiny kitten purr that told me he belonged there.
Dara Lane
#95. What was called extreme 20 years ago definitely isn't extreme anymore. When I started, I remember people saying, 'Oh my God, I can't walk in that!' It was like, three inches - they look like kitten heels now.
Christian Louboutin
#96. It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm just a kitten.
Jarod Kintz
#97. I am accounted by some people as a good man. How cheap that character is acquired! Pay your debts, don't borrow money, nor twist your kitten's neck off, nor disturb a congregation, etc., your business is done. I know things of myself, which would make every friend I have fly me as a plague patient.
Charles Lamb
#98. I smiled a little. She was like a kitten with a really big roar. I know you aren't.
Cambria Hebert
#99. Life is one damned kitten after another. Mehitabel the Alley Cat
Don Marquis
#100. Kitten..." Whip quick, he grasped her waist and lifted her up so she fit snugly against his hard cock. "I know you love me best naked.
Avery Flynn
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