Brian South Quotes

#1. Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

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#2. This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.

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#3. The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, it's best not to ask too many questions.

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#4. Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.

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#5. Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.

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#6. The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.

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#7. When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.

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#8. Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.

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