Top 26 Humorous Sleep Sayings

#1. How'd you like to sleep between dragons?

L.R.W. Lee

Humorous Sleep Sayings #78633
#2. You do know that I don't have plans to separate you from your socks as you sleep?

Rose Gordon

Humorous Sleep Sayings #228152
#3. I recognize we will pay more attention when we have different leadership.

Octavia Butler

Humorous Sleep Sayings #455927
#4. He sounded to me like he's supposed to be the savior of jazz. Sometimes people speak as though someone asked them a question. Well, no one asked him a question.

Miles Davis

Humorous Sleep Sayings #507156
#5. 6 Reasons Why You Should Be A Cat: 1) Free Food. 2) Free Rent. 3) Sleep As Long As You Want. 4) Look Great With No Effort. 5) Toes Look Like Beans. 6) License to Kill!

Pusheen The Cat

Humorous Sleep Sayings #588043
#6. No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

Chris Rock

Humorous Sleep Sayings #724844
#7. You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

Louis C.K.

Humorous Sleep Sayings #779425
#8. A magistrate is not a father; he must be just and severe. Only tyrants are fathers.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Humorous Sleep Sayings #818648
#9. I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on

Josh Stern

Humorous Sleep Sayings #831028
#10. Who are we to make such a decision? To allow another living being - any living being - to die, when ours is the power to prevent it?
- Reed Richards (Mister Fantastic)

John Byrne

Humorous Sleep Sayings #857606
#11. A rainy day is like a lovely gift
you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

Humorous Sleep Sayings #943981
#12. In a conflict of loyalty, obey Jesus at all costs.

Oswald Chambers

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1009711
#13. As a purely mathematical fact, people who sleep less live more.

Amy Chua

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1017241
#14. When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

Jeff Foxworthy

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1097254
#15. But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

Derek Landy

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1113865
#16. It was the study hour. Most of the monks were reading. A few were meditating, an activity that was suspiciously similar to dozing.

Ken Follett

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1433067
#17. As a well cut diamond has many facets, each reflecting a different color of light, so does the word yoga, each facet reflecting a different shade of meaning and revealing different aspects of the entire range of human endeavor to win inner peace and happiness.

B.K.S. Iyengar

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1493278
#18. What I do know, at least what I think I have learned from my experiences in business, is that when there is a rush for everyone to do the same thing, it becomes more difficult to do. Not easier. Harder.

Mark Cuban

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1535112
#19. You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

Cody Lundin

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1548850
#20. If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow

Rebbecca D. Myers

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1615105
#21. Don't be a pepper on the eyes of people; Rather be the salt on their tongue and make a difference that influences their sense of belonging to the earth.

Israelmore Ayivor

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1629806
#22. Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

Dave Barry

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1644480
#23. I'm very flattered to be called a style icon! But it's simple, my style; it's just men's suits and shoes. That's the basic premise.

Charlotte Rampling

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1659651
#24. As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.

Charles Dickens

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1738708
#25. I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid.

Josephine Angelini

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1739754
#26. Being a giver is not good for a 100-yard dash, but it's valuable in a marathon.

Adam Grant

Humorous Sleep Sayings #1804131

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