Humorous Relationship Quotes

#1. The use of God in moral debate is so problematic as to be almost worthless.

Richard Holloway

#2. Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~

Lucian Bane

#3. You're going to be trouble, aren't you?"
"Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see.

Zoe Forward

#4. People come to New York to find fame and fortune. I found both, so I left.

Nancy Seligsohn

#5. Aw, kiss him, Gwen, clamored a hundred perky eggs. Shut up, she rebuked. We don't even know him, and until moments ago we thought he was dead. That's no way to start a relationship.

Karen Marie Moning

#6. Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#7. You can't be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work.

Brendan Coyle

#8. Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.

Mark W. Boyer

#9. And we're at four. Alexis Ann, I think we're in an abusive relationship.

Melissa A. Craven

#10. Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. That's right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but that's a relationship in my book. And by the way, this is my book.

Kathy Griffin

#11. All that materializes dematerializes.

Anita Moorjani

#12. Nature doesn't move in a straight line, and as part of nature, neither do we.

Gloria Steinem

#13. I've had to learn how to say 'no' to offers.

Jessica Chastain

#14. I wrapped up the remaining half burrito and tossed it into the trash can. Molly watched this act of wastefulness with an expression like she had just seen her entire family die in a fire.

David Wong

#15. There is nothing more stimulating to the senses than that of a female body freshly emerged from a steaming hot shower, bathed in oils and feminine scents ... well nothing except maybe a freshly opened package of chocolate double-stuffed Oreos.

Mark W. Boyer

#16. Worrying about bills, food, or other problems leaves less capacity to think ahead or to exert self-discipline. So, poverty imposes a mental tax.

Nicholas Kristof

#17. There are some guys you have problems beating because of their style - I always had difficulties with guys like Michael Chang and Andre Agassi because their returns were so good and they played so well in defence.

Guy Forget

#18. When we ... go back in to the past and rake up all the troubles we've had, we end up reeling and straggering through life. Stability and peace of mind come by living in the moment.

Pam W. Vredevelt

#19. One, two, three, four, turn your poles
Give me a cup of sweet poitin
Madness from the mountains crawling
When I first saw you, my own Aisling

Shane MacGowan

#20. so funny. The sun was shining into part of

Joseph Jacobs

#21. Romantic love has its place but to define relationship solely in romantic terms is like describing marriage only by what a couple does on their honeymoon.

Dermot Davis

#22. Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.

Julieanne O'Connor

#23. Could the entire notion of finding one's soul mate be a simple case of looking for ourselves in another body? Is the "soul mate" really just the best approximation of ourselves that we can find?

Dermot Davis

#24. Whoa ... don't go freaking out on me yet, he says with a smile, a smile I'm starting to have a real like and hate relationship with.

Brandy Nacole

#25. After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else!

Pawan Mishra

#26. In addition to that, Mono has produced a very large set of extra libraries.

Miguel De Icaza

#27. Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong

William J. Clinton

#28. I believe he [Saddam Hussein] wants a better relationship with America.

Louis Farrakhan

#29. Sometimes you just have to do whats best for yourself.

Alicia Keys

#30. One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Carroll Bryant

#31. I see we have a problem.' Lucas gripped her other arm and gave her a non-too-gentle shake. 'Are you in a relationship? or...' Those dark eyes searching hers narrowed into slits. 'Are you married?

C.C. MacKenzie

#32. The Sopranos was the first show about the life of the writer. I never made any secret about the fact that it was about my mother.

David Chase

#33. ... he'd assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the stars, which were all still in the sky, just burning in unexpected places.

Graham Spaid

#34. Anna mews next to me like a baby kitten and snuggles closer, her knee rubbing my thigh. And, oh, bugger me ... her hand lands on my lower stomach. Just a few inches south, and I would be a happy man.

Wendy Higgins