Top 54 Humor Yet Inspirational Quotes
#1. Give me chastity and constancy, but not yet." St. Augustine. "Amen" Odette
Marie Clair
#2. Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles!
Barbara Post-Askin
#3. Hospitality is the act of making people feel at home - when you wish they were.
Renee Garrison
#4. If you don't want to cook, you should try throwing a dish.
Kyung-Sook Shin
#5. How important are the visual arts in our society? I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast and incalculable importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art.
Kermit The Frog
#6. My parents are in many ways embodiments of the American Dream. They came to this country with basically nothing but the clothes on their backs, and after twenty years of hard work, sweat, and sacrifice, they were getting divorced, totally broke, and deep in therapy.
David Henry Sterry
#7. Let destiny change you,but never change your destiny,for what God has given you is the best
Philosophical Library
#8. I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things.
Jackie Chan
#9. No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.
Eli Easton
#10. With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy.
Janvier Chouteu-Chando
#11. Now, there are things I like just fine about church, and I don't just mean making money. The notion of getting together as a community to remind ourselves why we shouldn't behave like animals is a fucking great idea.
Nick Offerman
#12. Some people desire to be famous. I probably wouldn't be very good at it.
Sarah Warman
#13. Sorry China ... the Earth revolves around the sun ... not you. FREE TIBET TODAY!
Timothy Pina
#14. We write because we have to, not because we want to
Steve Berry
#16. People need hope Michael, as much as they need a leader. You and Gabe are the answer to both of those things. You'll lead the people of earth to victory and Gabe will give them the hope they need to keep going, Mirada said, her voice sensitive, yet unwavering.
Wendy Owens
#17. Dreams are memories.
Memories are dreams.
But my time with you hasn't become a dream just yet.
Because the sensation of your kisses
keep me from sleep.
I'm in love,
God help me, I'm in love.
F.K. Preston
#18. After all, if I started confiding my innermost problems to someone, I'd have to do something about them. And I'm not ready for that yet.
Kathleen Tessaro
#19. Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.
Claire Cook
#20. I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in the enterprise that made him rich.
Jonathan Wutawunashe
#22. How Low am I, thou painted Maypole? Speak:
How Low am I? I am not yet so Low
But that my Nails can reach unto thine Eyes
William Shakespeare
#23. Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds.
George Gordon Byron
#24. He said he didn't want to brave yet, and I simply replied with being brave isn't an option in this world.
Shuno
#25. We've come here to totally individualize, and yet, we're totally connected to everyone else. How does that work?
Art Hochberg
#28. Everyone has crap in their background, everyone has things they wish they could undo. But most people don't go around doing their best to screw up their present lives because of it.
Nicholas Sparks
#29. Religions are strange. They seem to be caught in some dream which they won't give up and trying to convince others of the truth of their dream, when in fact each person is having their own dream. Take what you need from the religions and just leave the rest, and be all right with that.
Art Hochberg
#30. A whole lot of good my IQ came when it came to judging his character.
DiAnn Mills
#31. So what's the point of it all?"
"Seriously?" I asked. "Seriously? You're asking me for the meaning of life? Isn't that a little stereotypical?"
"Well it's a reasonable question," you persisted.
Andy Weir
#32. So nobody got time for people who aren't worth your time.
Fiona Chazhoor
#33. Give your brain a break and read a book.
Jeff Lyon
#34. For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinocerus.
Ethel Barrymore
#35. Your bad past is for you to learn don't pass it to others.
FB
#36. Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people.
Jayce O'Neal
#37. There is nothing to me but you. I know it's pathetic but, oh darling, it's true.
F.K. Preston
#38. You have as many burdens on your shoulders as you choose to place there.
Art Hochberg
#39. Dearest Amabot,
If you only had a heart to absorb our hatred...
Thanks for nothing, you jury-rigged rust bucket.
The gorgeous messiness of flesh and blood with prevail!
Brad Stone
#40. You know when you're by yourself you can say the most outrageous things. No one is listening.
Art Hochberg
#41. FK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
Tucker Max
#42. One man's warfare is another man's welfare.
Timothy Pina
#43. Social entrepreneurs aim to combine the best of both worlds and "do well by doing good." Usually they end up doing neither.
Peter Thiel
#44. I could have blamed it on the intoxication of youth.
Others might find fault on just intoxication.
My parents would say that it was an act of plain stupidity.
Reality would point out that it was Thursday night at college and the youth are prone to err.
Mara Joaquin
#45. If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.
Mark Alders
#47. Gossip is when you hear something you like
about someone you don't.
Jane Seabrook
#48. I feel like I was born the day my kids were and that my life before was only there to gain wisdom for them. The point is you do your best. Your very best every day. You do it and you do it for them!
Drew Barrymore
#49. Every rule has an exception, and it's usually remedial
Josh Stern
#51. Lord, I pray today that my words may be soft and sweet, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
Unknown
#53. Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.
Tennessee Williams
#54. And then we didn't read any more, because there wasn't any more to read.
Gracie DeForest
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