Mark Alders Quotes

#1. If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.

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#2. Well, I got my hand. What more does a man need?"
"Yes, and you've used that hand three-thousand times since you took over the ship."
[David to Miranda]

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#3. You know, all spider-like and mother fucking huge and hairy, he made up for with how he behaved and how he treated me.

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#4. Except when I get down and write ... then I let my imagination go to places I never knew existed and my characters invade my mind.

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#5. So, if it's an axe weilding maniac reeking bloody havoc all over the neighborhood, exactly what are we going to defend ourselves with, our boners?
Callum to Jacob

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#6. I rubbed him along his back, letting him know I was there for him, and if we did have our brains sucked out at least we were together.

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#7. Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.

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#8. I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.

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#9. Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death?

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#10. Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.

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