Funny Peace Out Quotes

#1. Many small make a great.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#2. The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

Lord Chesterfield

#3. If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.

Lewis Black

#4. To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that.

Ricardo Salinas Pliego

#5. They better not put me in the All -Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?'

Metta World Peace

#6. Well, I'm already hoping there could be a dinner where you don't try to stab me with your fork," he said.
"You might need to make your peace with disappointment.

Rosamund Hodge

#7. I have my own little sense of style. As far as image goes today for a new artist, you'll find that fashion is really important. I wouldn't want to show up for a performance in something that is absolutely the opposite of who I am as an artist.

Miranda Lambert

#8. Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Stanislaw Lem

#9. Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod.

A.G. Phillips

#10. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Dave Barry

#11. I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy.

Matt Berninger

#12. I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#13. I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.

Katie Graykowski

#14. What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?

James Patterson

#15. Funny how to celebrate peace we seem to want to simulate war.

Anthony Doerr

#16. The new Babylonian captivity is what we have done to ourselves, namely, the strange fascination with our contemporary culture evident across denominational and confessional lines.

Harold L. Senkbeil

#17. Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice.

Rush Limbaugh

#18. My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

Chelsea Handler

#19. As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity, I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know: What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, & Understanding?

Elvis Costello

#20. A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.

Pawan Mishra

#21. What's so funny about peace, love and understanding

Elvis Costello

#22. I am funny, but I'm not about funny ...
I'm about peace & justice.

Patch Adams

#23. Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?

Lionel Suggs

#24. Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

Bob Hope

#25. A healthy civil society and vibrant republic ultimately cannot survive without a properly functioning constitutional system.

Mark R. Levin

#26. I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.

Harold Brodkey

#27. The mountain music ... is compelling music in its own right, harking back to a time when music was a part of everyday life and not something performed by celebrities.

Ethan Coen

#28. So where are the strongAnd who are the trusted?And where is the harmony?Sweet harmony -'cause each time I feel it slippin away, it just makes me wanna cry:What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

Nick Lowe

#29. If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

George Carlin

#30. First person singular obtaining colloquial orgasm within a Caledonian sandwich' it said, then looked annoyed, and spoke incoherently into a grille set in its belly which replied. It looked up and said, 'Sorry, as I was saying: I come in peace

Iain M. Banks

#31. Then came her voice in his ear: "I give myself to thee. I give myself to thee. I give myself to thee."
And at last she sank onto him, and he wrapped his arms about her and savoured the delicious peace. The stray, funny thought came: we're married, and he laughed out loud.

Loretta Chase

#32. Despite being in showbiz, I have a very real approach to my life. It plays off with my social life.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

#33. It's funny, isn't it," Miss Woolf whispered in Ursula's ear, "how much German music we listen to. Great beauty transcends all. Perhaps after the war it will heal all too.

Kate Atkinson