Funny Peace Of Mind Quotes

#1. My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

Chelsea Handler

#2. Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

Bob Hope

#3. We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water.

Melissa Bank

#4. To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that.

Ricardo Salinas Pliego

#5. You were taught that love is supposed to be patient and kind, and not something that challenges you and changes you and makes you who you are.

Brianna Wiest

#6. Jesus Christ founded His Kingdom on the weakest link of all-a Baby.

Oswald Chambers

#7. When everyone in the world sees beauty, then ugly exists.

Laozi

#8. Ut who will guard the guardians?

Juvenal

#9. A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head.

Chris Rock