Funny Emmerdale Quotes

#1. If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption.

Thomas Jefferson

#2. I have been doing choreography my whole life, and it's so important to make that marriage between music and the body.

Dawn Angelique

#3. I had to prove that what he believed wasn't true. Prove that he was the total of everything he had done and not the dark things he was ashamed of, and I would do so because I loved him and accepted him for who he was, for all his faults. That was what love meant. Love fostered courage.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#4. I couldn't see who swam in the darkness, who wore shadows like a second skin.

Rachel Vincent

#5. You know the difference between guys and girls? Usually girls say it's no different whatsoever. But you see, a lot of girls they don't understand that they are better than us guys. If you think about it, they are much more manipulative.

Tommy Wiseau

#6. Also, I'll lose half a liter of water per day to breathing until the humidity in the Hab reaches its maximum and water starts condensing on every surface. Then I'll be licking the walls. Yay.

Andy Weir

#7. When the old ways disappear, as perhaps they must, it is regrettable that so little is saved from them, so that those who practice them suffer the penalty of obsolescence, as the poor folk of a new and more efficient world.

Philip L. Wagner

#8. Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump
Left hand on a forty, puffin' on a blunt
Pumped my shotgun, niggas didn't jump ...
Lala la la lala la laaaa

B-Real