Top 72 F Ing Quotes
#1. I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.
Grace Slick
#2. Can I tell you what I want? I want to stop wanting things I can't have. I want to stop falling for jerks I don't need. And I want to stop feeling like an f/ing gooey butter cake somebody left out in the rain.
Kate Klise
#4. When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.
Jeremy Clarkson
#5. The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.
Noel Gallagher
#6. You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can't wait for something crazy to f***ing happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f*** me over! Do you know what I mean?
Kristen Stewart
#7. He'd already chosen his mate. It was too bad she was trying to arrest him for f***ing murder.
Annie Nicholas
#8. You will never go there. You have a problem with Mac, you work it out with me. I am her shield, I am her second F***ing skin.
Karen Marie Moning
#9. You're only as much as you settle for. If they settle for being somebody's dishwasher that's their own f***ing problem. If you don't settle for that and you keep fighting it, you know, you'll end up anything you want to be.
Janis Joplin
#10. I am too many flavors for one f***ing spoon.
I want to erase the lines so I can be me.
If we do not speak, who will?
Staceyann Chin
#11. Put your f***ing finger down now before I break it off.
Nicole Castro
#12. I'm dissatisfied with every record the Beatles ever f***ing made. There ain't one of them I wouldn't remake.
John Lennon
#13. Like it or not, I'm the new f***ing Aquaman buddy.
Jason Momoa
#14. I am sick of hearing about "innocent victims", there are no "innocent victims". If you live on this planet you're guilty. Period, f ... you, end of report, next case, next f ... ing case.
George Carlin
#17. Sometimes, the f***ing you get just ain't worth the f***ing you get.
Anne Cheney
#18. It is a do-it-yourself era: health care, real estate, police investigation. Go online and f*ing figure it out for yourself because everyone's overworked and understaffed.
Gillian Flynn
#19. I wasn't just tied to the beast, we were somehow part of the same person. The freakishly opposite sides of the same f*ing coin." Dayton in Redemption
R.K. Ryals
#20. I'm really not an angry vegan, but human beings are f***ing rude.
Russell Simmons
#21. We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
George Carlin
#23. Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself!
Michael McCarthy
#24. What I'm going to do is pry every stinking tag off these f.ing chairs and make a f.ing collar and throw that cat right in Connor's puked-up face. Pale turd.
John Updike
#25. I'm the same as maybe six or seven people in every ten - I can't take f***ing criticism.
Martin Jol
#26. Midlife: when the Universe grabs your shoulders and tells you I'm not f-ing around, use the gifts you were given.
Brene Brown
#27. How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.
Bill Hicks
#28. Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.
Al Swearengen
#29. If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But f-ing, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to f- young girls. Juries want to f- young girls. Everyone wants to f- young girls!
Roman Polanski
#30. I get confused between the rock and roll thing and my movie star thing ... We're f - -ing movie stars.
Dave Grohl
#31. I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!
Kanye West
#32. There's a band in a garage right now writing songs for an album that will do the same thing 'Nevermind' did some 20 years ago. We don't know who and where, but it will f***ing happen again. All it takes is for that storm to break.
Dave Grohl
#33. Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.
Rahm Emanuel
#34. You want a great life? Well, greatness is on the other side of that f***ing wall ... don't just go over it, go through it! What are you waiting for?
Steve Maraboli
#36. Women have a faith in themselves that is unpragmatic and in each other that's just emotional and f - ing strong. Both of those characters are criticized for being weak, for being subject to a man, but I think that that's a really bold and natural thing that we all want.
Kristen Stewart
#38. It's not just that I love bacon so much; I feel like something about bacon reflects my personality. It's salty and it's bad for you and it's delicious. I just love it so f - ing much, that's why.
Cara Delevingne
#39. I leave behind this hurricane of f***ing lies
Green Day
#40. With the weight of his body, he pressed her back against the wall, and licked the soft spot below her earlobe. "Tell me how much you f***ing want me," he breathed.
Gail McHugh
#41. I usually tell people that everything I learned about being an entrepreneur I learned by f'ing up at my first company.
Mark Suster
#42. I find it rather depressing that the people you love most in this world can also be the same exact people you hate with fervor. But it can happen, trust me.
It was the f***ing story of my life.
Christina Channelle
#43. Ten years ago, if you asked me where I'd be now, I'd have said F-ing dead. But I'm not dead. I have an awesome life. And I'm just very grateful. That's the one thing I try to convey. Gratitude.
Mike Tyson
#44. I walk through the hotel, and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f***ing insane, like I'm Hitler. One day the light will shine through, and one day people will understand everything I ever did.
Kanye West
#45. Killing Dirk, killing anybody, was not going to change anything apart from Francisco's f***ing ego, which was already large enough to house the world's poor twice over, with a few million bourgeoisie in the spare-room.
Hugh Laurie
#47. I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?
George Carlin
#48. Inherited hatred (i.e. hatred your parents schooled you in) is not only stupid, it is destructive - why make your only driving force hate? Seems really f***ing dumb to me.
Lemmy Kilmister
#49. SEO is knowing what the search engines want and giving it to them ... so hard they f***ing bleed
David Naylor
#50. I think the biggest mistake you can make in creator owned work is having info-dumps like, "Here's how this world works!" It's just like someone playing dungeon master and boring me with the backstory of their f***ing world. Just bring me into you story and get it cooking.
Rick Remender
#51. Not only was Sierra the sweetest, most sensual woman he knew, she f-ing owned him. Even if she didn't know it yet.
Katie Reus
#52. My husband cannot f-ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.
Gisele Bundchen
#53. I'm no doormat. At worst, I'm a very attractive accent rug, because if I get stained or damaged, someone is going to f---ing die.
S. Hart
#54. Singing is a f***ing blast. When it's really good, it's as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do!
Joan Osborne
#55. We're all gonna die someday, and in between being born and then, you only have one f***ing life. If you spend more time being happy with what you've got than you do being unhappy about things you don't have, then you've cracked the secret.
Conor Bowman
#56. Every part of you was made for me. Your lips were made to kiss mine, your eyes were made to wake up to me looking at you in my bed every morning, and your f***ing tongue was made to roll my name off of it. I am more certain of us than I'm certain that I require oxygen to breathe.
Gail McHugh
#57. Stand up, get out, and rip some f-ing waves girl!
Michael Mazza
#58. Put your hands up and cheer for yourselves! You are strong, you are brave, you are confident, and I f*ing love you, Israel.
Lady Gaga
#59. Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"
Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"
Seamus: "Yes"
Cara: "Do you like sex?"
Seamus: "Yeees"
Cara: "Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.
Erin McCarthy
#60. Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for chastity
Stephen King
#61. That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.
Dana Stabenow
#62. I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.
Harry Redknapp
#63. I just had a child on purpose at age 56, I'm pretty f
ing optimistic.
Steve Earle
#65. When I see footage of Guns N' Roses, I see that fu**ing hunger and attitude. You could not f**k with those five guys. It was just raw. It was this lean, hungry thing on its way up. It was as sincere as any rock 'n' roll that I've ever heard, and I'm proud of that.
Slash
#66. I'm going to f
ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f
ing kill Google.
Steve Ballmer
#67. I'm a huge film star ... but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f
ing minutes. I'm the only guy I know who died in a f
ing Muppet movie.
Billy Connolly
#68. I'm willing to engage or indulge real ideas, but if we don't do something [about global warming], we're all going to die! What's it going to take, a big f
ing disaster with all kinds of people dying? We need to change our priorities fast.
James Cameron
#69. Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air.
Howard Stern
#70. It's about finding what's next. I'm hesitant to let people know what producers I'm f
ing with, what I'm rapping about. I'd rather drop that winning hand out of nowhere.
Drake
#71. People want fame and I would never tell a person to not want that, because it's f
ing awesome. Actually.
Kanye West
#72. I've been a poser for f
ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
Billy Connolly
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