S. Hart Quotes

#1. My whole life, people have told me that I have a staring problem. They're hilariously mistaken: I'm very good at staring.

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#2. I wanted to make the right decision, but that's the thing that nobody ever had the decency to explain to me: sometimes there is no correct path. There's only a path where you get slightly less fucked and it's a matter of picking which undesirable consequences you're better equipped to handle.

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#3. I'm no doormat. At worst, I'm a very attractive accent rug, because if I get stained or damaged, someone is going to f---ing die.

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#4. I'm always right. Especially when I'm wrong.

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#5. Usually, people laughed when they realized they'd pissed me off, or they were bludgeoned until I felt better.

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#6. It was flamboyant and ridiculous; I thought of you immediately.

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#7. I swear, if Dan had claimed he could saw off more of his fingers than I could of my own, then one of us would've pointed a hand-turned-stump at the other and cackled with victory.

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