Dry Humping Quotes

#1. I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!

Tina Fey

#2. Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.

Jay McLean

#3. There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.

Demetri Martin

#4. It. I don't mean to poke the bear, but I've got one nerve left, and Maddox is dry-humping it. So, could you all move it along?

Jamie McGuire

#5. Was it really called dry humping, if they did it underwater? Probably not. Crying shame that they both had their jeans on, because this was definitely one of those adrenaline-fuelled moments of passion with a total loss of inhibition, where need and desire trumped all reason.

Suzanne Brockmann

#6. Dry-humping, I believe it's called.

Michael Muhammad Knight

#7. Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Stephen Colbert

#8. Not that I have anything against dancing. Some guys will tell you it's effeminate but I'm not one of them. Today's dancing is practically sex with your clothes on, dry humping in a room full of people. And I'm definitely into that.

Emma Chase

#9. For to articulate sweet sounds together Is to work harder than all these, and yet Be thought an idler by the noisy set Of bankers, schoolmasters, and clergymen The martyrs call the world.

William Butler Yeats

#10. Does anyone know why Will left? Charlotte demanded, standing at the head of a long table around which the rest of them were seated. Cecily, her hands folded demurely before her, suddenly became very interested in the pattern of the carpet.

Cassandra Clare

#11. I'm to trying to say I'm something I'm not. Black people understand that. I'm just doing my raps, my way. Rap is black. I recognize that and respect that. I'm just a white guy trying to rap, and I got lucky.

Vanilla Ice

#12. They have been talking about a dictatorship and they were right because there's a dictatorship and there's a government that has been fighting that dictatorship, the dictatorship of the media.

Rafael Correa

#13. At the root of every tantrum and power struggle are unmet needs.

Marshall B. Rosenberg

#14. What I don't do is try to like become whoever I'm rapping with. The people who go get an LL album want to hear LL.

LL Cool J

#15. in a dinner at our house that weekend.

Dario Ciriello

#16. It was just a kiss and it was nearly too much and it still wasn't enough, and it was just beautiful.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#17. It took me ages to grow into being a woman, into being happy with it.

Helena Bonham Carter

#18. When we practice sacred sexuality we are working with cosmologically rooted principles, balancing the heavenly yang (male energy) of the universe with the all-knowing, life-giving yin (feminine energy) of the earth within ourselves.

John Maxwell Taylor

#19. Understand that the only way to get happiness is by giving it away to others.

Napoleon Hill