Dry Humour Quotes

#1. I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.

Nick Cave

#2. I have thoughts - obtrusive thoughts and rituals that have to - it's like a broken re - a skipping record. And if these thoughts or these triggers happen to me through maybe shaking a hand or just a thought or just - then I can't get past it and move on with my life.

Howie Mandel

#3. Laugh until you cry;
never let your eyes look dry
This is not a matter of joke;
this is all to provoke
our sense of humour
Life is its own consumer!

Munia Khan

#4. This is Kester Baleen and Ajex Cristo,' Jared introduced. 'One born without common sense and another with too much intelligence.'

'Yeah, and what about you Dernell?' Kester retorted back. 'Born with a dry sense of humour.

Deepika Kumaaraguru

#5. Youth cannot imagine romance apart from youth. That is why the roles of the heroes and heroines of plays are given by the managers to the most youthful actors they can find among the competent.

Booth Tarkington

#6. For a while he sat idly outside his door brooding in the spring sun.

In "The Lost Phoebe".

Dreiser Theodore

#7. I'd rather not see their eyes. Eyes can say so much. Theirs say, 'I want to steal your soul so don't turn your back on us.

Kasie West

#8. Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Stephen Colbert

#9. The words with which a child's heart is poisoned, whether through malice or through ignorance, remain branded in his memory, and sooner or later they burn his soul.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#10. The deluded mind is the mind affectively burdened by intellect. Thus, it cannot move without stopping and reflecting on itself. This obstructs its native fluidity.

Bruce Lee

#11. I am a flower on the tree we call the universe. My mind is dancing with joy like butterfly.

Debasish Mridha

#12. The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English.

Tom Hopper

#13. In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

Laurence J. Peter

#14. Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?
Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town.

Barbara Hambly

#15. Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically.

T.H. White

#16. And more'?"
The name of the store is Dolls and More. He's asking what others have before him once they come into the store and only see dolls. I nod. "Dolls and more dolls.

Kasie West

#17. Nobody cares for you!... That's one of the main reasons why I need you... You are one damn good player for my experiment...!

Analysing... reactions... studying .....!

Deyth Banger

#18. I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore

Chrissie Swan

#19. What chance has a Saint Francis, if his Assisi is a multicultured, financial, unyieldingly secular northern city, whose lepers and other detrimentals are charges on the public purse?

Robertson Davies

#20. To know true love, even though it was impossible to keep, had finally cracked her heart open enough to let someone else in.

Andrea Hurst

#21. A lot of people don't get my humor. My mom calls it dry humor. I think that means "not funny," but it also means I'm the only one who ever knows it's a joke.

Kasie West