Drinking Drunk Quotes

#1. I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your various, like, suburban arrests, I guess.

James Franco

#2. Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Criss Jami

#3. You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

Amy Schumer

#4. Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

Peg Bracken

#5. No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling booze runs the business, so crowds get drunk and yell out a bunch of stupid stuff at me.

Doug Benson

#6. Mr. Churchill your drunk!"
Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

#7. The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on nirvana.

Bassui Tokusho

#8. A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

Henny Youngman

#9. Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to themselves as Conchs, and for good reason: They have been drinking.

Dave Barry

#10. I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

George Gobel

#11. Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.

Jack Kerouac

#12. We were at that moment of drunkenness that the two of us had come to call the Golden Moment, when everything made sense. We always tried to stretch out that moment, and then inevitably one of us would confess, I can't follow anymore, I think the Golden Moment's passed.

Anne Rice

#13. Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub reason a lost cause.

Kelly Moran

#14. Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the illusion of changing the world.

Guy Gavriel Kay

#15. Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.

Ahmed Mostafa

#16. I'm only doing one more," Ruby said, scrolling through her phone. "Nobody likes a day-drunk hussie."
"Hey, give yourself some credit. You'll be a really cute day- drunk hussie.

Daniel Younger

#17. It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns

Molly O'Neill

#18. They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.

Anthony Bourdain

#19. I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But I just became a bad, annoying drunk child, so when I stopped, I'd done a lot of things I wasn't proud of.

John Mulaney

#20. Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

Eugene Mirman

#21. One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total sense of humor about his career and his drinking and drug problem.

Gilbert Gottfried

#22. If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what you're drinking.

Buddy Guy

#23. Do you guys ever reach the point of drunkenness where you're so drunk you're like "I better keep drinking to sober up" and then you're like "you know, I recognise that that is not how it works. But ...

Hannah Hart

#24. By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to.

S.A. Tawks

#25. I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

Leslie Jamison

#26. More wine," Lightsong said, raising his cup.
"You can't get drunk, Your Grace," Llarimar noted. "Your body is immune to all toxins."
"I know," Lightsong said as a lesser servant filled his cup. "But trust me - I'm quite good at pretending.

Brandon Sanderson

#27. A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby Sucks'. In less than one second something like 20 million responses came up ... yeah, there has been a lot of loathing directed towards me, and it used to drive me crazy.

Moby

#28. I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

Jane Lynch

#29. Drinking myself blind seemed like the next logical step.

Justin Cronin

#30. When I'm drunk with feeling and nature is drinking from my lips and we reflect each other in our atmospheres, then my words come effortlessly and my fingers go into labor ... day or night.

Brandi L. Bates

#31. A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

Winston S. Churchill

#32. Well, I've kept you waiting long enough, he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which, at odd turns in the evening, seems closeness itself.

Ray Bradbury

#33. Lady Astor was also said to have responded to a question from Churchill about what disguise he should wear to a masquerade ball by saying, "Why don't you come sober, Prime Minister?"
(Reported exchange with Winston Churchill)

Nancy Astor The Viscountess Astor

#34. It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards.

Nathanael West

#35. Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk.

Debasish Mridha

#36. Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Dane Cook

#37. It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

W. Somerset Maugham

#38. All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk.
All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.

Ernest Hemingway,

#39. We all have heard a bunch of times that drinking kills brain cells, right? Right. Well, what I didn't know was that the actual sensation of brain cells being damaged is what being drunk is. So basically people are killing their brain cause it feels good. Weird, right?

L.T. Vargus

#40. Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar ... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

Sean Hughes

#41. I want to die.
I want die by drowning in love.
I want to die by becoming drunk,
by drinking the pure wine of love.
I want to die in an accident,
By falling in love and
breaking my heart.
I want to die by losing
in the game of love.

Debasish Mridha

#42. Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.

Aman Jassal

#43. Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.

George Jones

#44. After drinking the blood I feel inches closer to death, but resolved to live. I've drunk blood. I can do anything. I'm the vampire girl. I crawl close to the fox and press myself against it. It's still warm. That's how sleep takes me, with blood on my face, holding close to the fading warmth.

Joaquin Lowe

#45. I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Dean Martin

#46. You never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.

Vish Patil

#47. Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
(Reported exchange will Winston Churchill.

Nancy Astor The Viscountess Astor

#48. He believed a man should never be sober but never be drunk. And he believed in watching out for family, even if you had to stay sober for a few hours; it was that important.

Allan Dare Pearce

#49. What your body does is unrelated to your heart. Don't believe it. The same survey reports that hooking up commonly takes place when both participants are drinking or drunk, and it's not hard to guess the reason why: After a certain amount of this, you may need to get drunk to go through with it.

J. Budziszewski

#50. Inside my soul a treasure is buried.

The key is mine and only mine.

How right you are, you drunken monster!

I know: the truth is in the wine.

("The Unknown Lady")

Alexander Blok

#51. It's like being intoxicated with inertia, drunk but with no enjoyment in the drinking or in the drunkenness.

Fernando Pessoa

#52. Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It's important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with your neighbor every now and then.

Sol Luckman

#53. If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.'
'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev.
'You say "drunk," I say "happy",' Garrett shrugged.

Grant Smuts

#54. Most problems could be diminished by the drinking of tea and the thinking through of things that could be done while tea was being drunk. And even if that did not solve problems, at least it could put them off for a little while, which we sometimes needed to do, we really did.

Alexander McCall Smith

#55. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Brian O'Rourke

#56. I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

Brooke Bida

#57. Taking my drink, I moved around the bar to her. Her smile was a little crooked as I sat down. I guessed it had been a wet night for platinum blondes.

Michael McCretton

#58. We hit every jazz and blues club on and off Bourbon Street, dancing and drinking until we girls were drunk enough to go with the boys to the strip clubs which outnumbered all other businesses in the French Quarter. Here is where my solution unfolded.

Darwun St. James

#59. God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Ed McMahon

#60. Among young people ... drinking is for getting drunk. And many go on to become alcoholics.

Billy Graham

#61. It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like a little snack with the news.

Annie Ward

#62. I have no rules on drinking. In your young days, you can play strong even if you are not healthy. If they want to get drunk and smoke, they can, but not immediately after a match when the body is weak and vulnerable.

Felix Magath

#63. Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

Andrea Corr

#64. I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

Sammy Hagar

#65. Your pony, he said as he stomped toward me. "I'm the farrier who is here to fix your pony."
"I thought you were a Hells Angel," I said.
"I used to be," he replied. "But fighting all the time and being really drunk and nasty got boring. So now I just take care of animals.

Jack Gantos

#66. Ever heard the phrase, 'candy is dandy but liquor is quicker?'"
Great she wanted to get me drunk.
"Ah ... ever heard of underage!"
"Where there's a will there's a way," she said, matter-of-factly.
"That's your great plan?

Jessica Shirvington

#67. Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.

Robert Hess

#68. Of the small number of things which I have liked and done well, drinking is by far the thing I have done best. Although I have read a lot, I have drunk more. I have written much less than most people who write; but I have drunk more than the majority of the people who drink.

Guy Debord

#69. Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#70. No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.

Mark Twain

#71. Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

Stephen King

#72. I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

David Feherty

#73. Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation - the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.

Peter De Vries

#74. Overstuffing ourselves with food or drinking until we get drunk or getting wrapped up in the affections of an adulterous relationship are all desperate attempts to silence the cries of a hungry soul.

Lysa TerKeurst

#75. Being drunk is the only situation when English people completely avoid health and safety rules.

Angela Kiss

#76. Being unkillable, so long as one had some healing power stored up, could do strange things to a person's sense of self-preservation. Of course, Wayne had probably been drunk at the time. That also tended to do strange things to a person's sense of self-preservation

Brandon Sanderson

#77. My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.

Alison Rosen

#78. Get drunk by drinking the magical beauty and tranquil tonic of nature; get lost in the wilderness.

Debasish Mridha

#79. St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.

Margot Leitman

#80. Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

#81. Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

Paul McCartney

#82. I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

Richard Harris

#83. I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the car and one leg was in the car. He looked at me and told me that I was a drunk and that he was ashamed to call me his son. That night, I stopped drinking and I never drank again; I was twenty four.

Randy Bachman

#84. [Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach ... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

Frank Sinatra

#85. A drunkard is a dead man
And all dead men are drunk.

William Butler Yeats

#86. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

George Burns

#87. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway,

#88. There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

Alice Thomas Ellis

#89. Ya got cigarettes?" she asks. "Yes," I say,
"I got cigarettes." "Matches?" she asks.
"Enough to burn Rome." "Whiskey?"
"Enough whiskey for a Mississippi River
of pain." "You drunk?" "Not yet.

Charles Bukowski

#90. I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

Charles Bukowski

#91. Thirst, for who in the time of innocence would have drunk without being athirst? Nay, sir, it was drinking; for privatio praesupponit habitum.

Francois Rabelais

#92. I understood drinking to be the gasoline of all adventure.

Sarah Hepola

#93. Being loud after drinking wine doesn't help. Being silent after drinking wine doesn't help. Nothing really ever gets solved either way.

Mariel Hemingway

#94. Dead drunk
is the term I think of,
insensible,
neither cool nor warm,
without a head or a foot.
To be drunk is to be intimate with a fool.

Anne Sexton

#95. By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

John Green

#96. The happiest field in all the harvest is the field of sunflowers at their peak. Drinking the rays and dancing in the breeze. The saddest field is the same field, six weeks later. Drunk on the sun and burnt with shame, they drop their heads to hide their mane.

R.S. Barrington

#97. And here I, her own father, here I took thirty copecks of that money for a drink! And I am drinking it! And I have already drunk it!

Anton Chekhov