Top 100 Dog Is Quotes
#1. The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to ask.
Cesar Millan
#3. Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.
Jen Lancaster
#4. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.
Patrick Demarchelier
#5. The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
Robert Benchley
#6. I have to deal with seven ex-stray dogs, and one ex-stray cat. One dog is nearing nineteen years old. Before I go to teach, he likes for me to tell him bedtime stories.
George Singleton
#7. A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.
Carolyn Heilbrun
#8. Walking around the streets with our dog is what we did all the time in Washington. Making friends with new people is something we did a lot in Washington. Traveling overseas is something that my wife Robyn and I really enjoyed together. This is really who we are.
Mark Lippert
#9. The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.
Robertson Davies
#10. My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog. But I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from 'The Wizard of Oz.' But I warn you, my dog is always with me ... WOOF!
Jack Nance
#11. One day Your dog is going to safe your life, that's a fact.
Deyth Banger
#13. Samuel Butler (1835-1902) said, "The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." 7
Adele Von Rust McCormick
#14. Every dog is allowed one bite, but a different view is taken of a dog that goes on biting all the time. He may not get his licence returned when it falls due.
Harold Wilson
#15. When a dog is balanced, you are going to enjoy a true friend.
Cesar Millan
#16. [A dog is] a bundle of pure love, gift-wrapped in fur.
Andrea Lochen
#18. Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.
H.L. Mencken
#19. The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.
Gordon Korman
#21. For people with patience, time with a dog is a little slice of heaven.
J.J. Brown
#22. My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
Dana Gould
#23. Ginger is not distracted by the way things could be, used to be, or should be. She perceives only what is. Our reliance on the intuition of a dog is often a way to find permission to have an opinion we might otherwise be forced to call (God forbid) unsubstantiated.
Gavin De Becker
#24. The truth I do not stretch or shove
When I state the dog is full of love.
I've also proved, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest.
Ogden Nash
#25. When a dog is really comfortable, they give off a certain scent and you can smell it on their paws.
Booboo Stewart
#26. The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
Gypsy Rose Lee
#27. A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.
A.R. Gurney
#28. He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.
Tommy Lasorda
#29. My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
Craig Shoemaker
#30. Do you know why the nose of the bull dog is sloped backwards? So it can keep on breathing without ever letting go.
Winston Churchill
#31. Given that dogs and wolves are virtually indistinguishable genetically, the enormous variation in body size and shape in the dog is truly remarkable.
Paul McGreevy
#32. A little bit of grace. That's what a good dog is, you know. A little bit of grace." Timlin
Stephen King
#33. Understand - motherhood, for a dog, is not an emotional experience, it is an instinctual experience.
Anonymous
#34. My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
#35. No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.
Cesar Millan
#36. I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a boy
Philip Wollen
#37. Snoop [Dog] is my favorite artist of all time. He's someone I look up to.
Kid Cudi
#38. Owning a dog is like having a demanding manner-less friend who never bathes themselves but which somehow ends up spending every single night on your couch.
Matte Resist
#40. Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They're braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo.
James P. Gorman
#41. The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master.
Ben Hur Lampman
#42. When I go and work with people, I never say, 'Your dog is changed for the rest of its life.' It's like a diet. You've got to maintain a discipline and ritual in your life to keep a certain figure.
Cesar Millan
#43. The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.
Robert Breault
#44. A study conducted by the State University of New York at Buffalo Medical School suggested that in times of stress a dog is likely to be more help in calming you down than a spouse or partner. Most dog owners can guess the reason why: dogs never judge us and never compete with us.
Marjorie Garber
#45. New Rule: A dog is the only animal that can get you laid. No offense, parrot guy, but it's not gonna happen. When women see you, they're not thinking, "I bet that guy is interesting," they're thinking, "That bird better not shit on my dress.
Bill Maher
#46. The son of a human is human, just as the son of a dog is a dog and the son of a cat is a cat. And so what is the son of God?
Bart D. Ehrman
#47. The greatest trick you can teach an old dog is how to learn new tricks.
J.S. Davey
#48. Animal liberationists do not separate out the human animal, so there is no rational basis for saying that a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all mammals.
Ingrid Newkirk
#49. I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
Jarod Kintz
#50. You a low down dog is what's wrong. It's time to leave you and enter into the creation. And your dead body just the welcome mat I need.
Alice Walker
#51. A live dog is better than a dead lion, but death is preferable to poverty.
Salman Rushdie
#52. You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.
Dave Pelzer
#53. He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.
Mark Twain
#55. Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.
Steve Fowler
#57. The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this Earth can ever be.
Konrad Lorenz
#58. The day of death is better than the day of birth, a live dog is better than a dead lion, and the grave is better than poverty.
N.J. Dawood
#59. If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
Marjorie Garber
#60. Living with a dog is one way to retain something of a child's spirit.
Michael Rosen
#61. If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose them. It's helpful when you get a dog to accept the fact that this dog is not going to be with you your whole life.
Jon Katz
#62. This alpha dog is not going to take it lying down next time.
Janice Dickinson
#63. I never ride horseback now because my sympathy with the under-dog is too keen. After we have a gone a few blocks, I always dismount and say to the horse: 'We'll walk it together, old dear.
Marie Dressler
#64. I appreciate my my sleep In sleep my conversation is witty My home is dusted My office work is up to date The dog is even well behaved And food is on the table on time But then when I'm asleep I don't have you to clutter and confuse My hungry heart
Nikki Giovanni
#65. The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.
Justin Halpern
#66. A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
John Holmes
#67. Josef Stalin once said that 'Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.' Let us correct this: Ingratitude is a horrible disease belongs to the callous rocks! A grateful dog is a being much more developed than an ungrateful man!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#68. On walks, make sure that your dog is not in front of you, pulling you down the street. Instead, keep your dog to your side or behind you. This will also demonstrate to your dog that you are the alpha figure.
Cesar Millan
#69. The trouble with this dog is that it has grown too close to human beings, it will suffer as they do.
Jose Saramago
#70. Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand, correcting him without creating fear, praising him properly, and doing it all at the proper time are critical skills to develop if your dog is to learn from you.
Brian Kilcommons
#71. Mongrel A mongrel dog is the result of having beer-goggle eyes on a Friday or Saturday night and then waking up the following morning, still unsure who or what you've slept with. Mongrel dogs are the result of random breeding where the parents are of mixed ancestry too. Each one is unique.
Simon Whaley
#72. I do not know, sir, that the fellow is an infidel; but if he be an infidel, he is an infidel as a dog is an infidel; that is to say, he has never thought upon the subject.
Samuel Johnson
#73. A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room.
Per Petterson
#74. A well-trained dog is like religion, it sets the deserving at their ease and is a terror to evildoers.
Elizabeth Goudge
#75. This new thinking leads away from the pack, but a dog is no dog if he does not belong.
Andre Alexis
#76. In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.
Philip Wollen
#77. I saw 'The Artist.' It's really beautiful and it's all done to the letter with all the silent film techniques. The costumes were amazing and the dog is so good.
Florence Welch
#79. My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
Morey Amsterdam
#81. I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt? -timecode 1:11:10
Bill Maher
#83. The friendship of a dog is precious. It becomes even more so when one is so far removed from home ... I have a Scottie. In him I find consolation and diversion ... he is the "one person" to whom I can talk without the conversation coming back to war.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
#85. The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
Ogden Nash
#86. A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have.
Cesar Millan
#87. For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.
Anonymous
#88. To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.
Barbara Dana
#89. 'A living dog is better than a dead lion.' Judge Douglas, if not a dead lion for this work, is at least a caged and toothless one. How can he oppose the advances of slavery? He don't care anything about it.
Abraham Lincoln
#90. The dog is all things to all men.
Ian Niall
#91. In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man's dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#93. If a man with a dog sits quietly enjoying music and smiling, his dog might sit down beside him and smile, too. But who knows whether the dog is having a comparable experience or whether the dog is simply happy that his master is happy.
Oliver Sacks
#94. A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone, and he does not know what to do except bark and howl and trot about till sheer exhaustion forces him to sleep.
H.P. Lovecraft
#95. My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.
Rene Auberjonois
#96. The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.
Michel Houellebecq
#97. The life of a good dog is like the life of a good person, only shorter and more compressed.
Anna Quindlen
#98. Sitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#99. Following rules is, of course, the reason the dog is man's best friend is because the dog follows rules, and they actually do experiments on that, is that how well certain breeds of dogs follow rules, and how much they internalize them. And so many hierarchical animals, obviously they follow rules.
Frans De Waal
#100. A dog is not a thing. A thing is replaceable. A dog is not. A thing is disposable. A dog is not. A thing doesn't have a heart. A dog's heart is bigger than any "thing" you can ever own.
Elizabeth Parker
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