A Man's Best Friend Is His Dog Quotes

#1. When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Edward Abbey

#2. If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing.

Jarod Kintz

#3. The dark covers me and I cannot run now.

Amy Winehouse

#4. I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against 'em.

Mary Ann Shaffer

#5. According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Jay Leno

#6. Salvation is the action of an agency outside of yourself to get you out of a difficulty you can't get out of yourself.

Mitchell Chefitz

#7. No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.

Will Rogers

#8. Never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right - he'll keep you company, be your friend, never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against them.

Mary Ann Shaffer

#9. The dog has been esteemed and loved by all the people on earth and he has deserved this affection for he renders services that have made him man's best friend.

Alfred Barbou

#10. I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

John Candy

#11. A wild, wick slip she was

Virginia Woolf

#12. I honestly think that the perfect love we search for throughout our lives has always existed, and shines like a star, in the face of man's best friend, your dog.

Maria Bradley

#13. Following rules is, of course, the reason the dog is man's best friend is because the dog follows rules, and they actually do experiments on that, is that how well certain breeds of dogs follow rules, and how much they internalize them. And so many hierarchical animals, obviously they follow rules.

Frans De Waal

#14. I never get tired of performing to people who want to hear me. Hell, that's my handshake to the world. I'm doing just what I've wanted to do since that day I was 15 and heard Lenny Breau play the guitar.

Randy Bachman

#15. Dog becomes a good friend with man whether the man himself is good or not!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#16. You know, the man's best friend is his dog ... if he's got nothing else.

Johnny Cash

#17. I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that.

Jermell Charlo

#18. The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

Ogden Nash

#19. I think video games are going to completely take over storytelling in our society. Video games are not a fad ...

Guillermo Del Toro

#20. Sometimes I think, What a man gonna do with all this media publicity, Photos in newspapers, photography in and among the industry, references and contacts when he cannot help a friend, when he has no family life, and not Even a dog to welcome him after work hours!

Himmilicious

#21. The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant.

Rush Limbaugh

#22. I hate it when people come up to me when I'm eating.

Shirley Bassey

#23. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

Corey Ford

#24. A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Fran Lebowitz

#25. Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend.

Nora Roberts

#26. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

#27. A man is known to his dog by the smell, to his tailor by the coat, to his friend by the smile; each of these know him, but how little or how much depends on the dignity of the intelligence. That which is truly and indeed characteristic of the man is known only to God.

John Ruskin

#28. Our business is communication oftentimes through the medium of stories but our capacity has a far greater scope - to entertain certainly, but also to stimulate debate, to mark up changes and differences and that way, to maybe, just now and then, to change the world.

Sara Sheridan

#29. They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.

Brad Wilkerson

#30. Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

Tommy Rettig

#31. What is more fawning than a dog? And yet what is more faithful? What is more fond and caressing than a squirrel? But where will you find a better friend to man?

Erasmus

#32. The world is a bad place only then when you are not good.

S.M.

#33. The selfish spirit of commerce, which knows no country, and feels no passion or principle but that of gain.

Thomas Jefferson

#34. I only mean to say that I have a feeling that it never was intended I should live long. I'm not like the rest of you.

Louisa May Alcott

#35. The world is to be cleaned by somebody, and you are not called of God if you are ashamed to scrub.

Henry Ward Beecher

#36. I had a shih tzu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.

Brian Baumgartner

#37. You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.

Karel Capek

#38. ...that dog is more to be trusted than many a Christian man; for he never forgets a friend, and loves the hand that gives him bread.

James Fenimore Cooper

#39. The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often leaves the friend who courts her, to honor, or to harass, the unfortunate mortal who shudders at her unwelcome caresses.

Agnes Repplier

#40. It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog.

Joan Rivers