Franklin P. Jones Quotes

#1. What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

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#2. Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

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#3. Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

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#4. It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

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#5. All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

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#6. Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

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#7. The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

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#8. A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

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#9. Sex is a two-way treat.

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#10. Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

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#11. It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

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#12. The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

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#13. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

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#14. When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

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#15. Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

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#16. One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

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#17. Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.

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#18. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

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#19. Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

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#20. You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

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#21. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

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#22. You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

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