David Bowick Quotes

#1. Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.

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#2. Find one correct answer and let the rest disappear.

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#3. There is always the possibility of a better life with every change that we face, but sometimes we have to look hard for it.

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#4. It's amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house.

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#5. There is no greater mystery than a love interest when you first met them - so much to learn and so many unknowns. What's her favorite food? What's she into? All the things that would eventually be made known in a relationship.

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#6. Anger at happenstance for its absurd timing. Anger at myself for being so angry. I hate being angry and every time I got this angry it made me more angry at the fact that I was so angry. I realized though that I couldn't really be mad at any of those things.

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#7. The cup flew out of my hands and my God was it beautiful. I wish the Planet Earth video crew were there to film it at 100 frames per second so that we could watch it again at super slow motion in all of it's glory.

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#8. It felt as if I was suddenly walking around in wet socks, weighing my feet down as if two kids were sitting on my feet with their legs wrapped around mine.

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#9. And that is how all wars are justified. Everyone thinks that God is on their side and that they are the ones that deserve to win.

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#10. Maybe it's not love that unites the world, but rather it's broken hearts.

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#11. It's amazing how fast you can run when there's a f**king rottweiler chasing you.

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#12. Asking a girl if she's alright is like jaywalking across a black ice-covered 4 lane street: you think you can make it safely to the other side, but you're more likely to slip and fall to a most certain death.

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#13. The biggest lie a girl will ever tell you is that the size or authenticity of an engagement ring doesn't matter to her. The truth is that the worth of a woman could be defined by her engagement ring.

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#14. The unusual thing about new relationships is that they innately want to become grown-up relationships as fast as they can. They do this by pulling you to learn everything you can about each other, even though the most exciting part about a new relationship is the mystery of who the other person is.

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#15. A world's full of broken hearts. That's all this is. I wondered if there was anyone above the age of say, 18, in the world who hadn't had their hearts broken at some point.

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#16. Why should we ever continue anything if the first parts are the best?

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