Chainsaw Quotes

#1. I don't have anything against either of the Dead movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, none of those movies. If it scares somebody, I think that it is serving a valid purpose. It is doing what the filmmaker intended. But, it is not something that you hand to kids.

Stephen King

#2. I've got a chainsaw with my name on it in my workshop," Milo told us happily. "If I'm ever killed by undead, I want you guys to chop me up with it. It's a good chainsaw."
"I reckon it is, Milo. I would be honored to chop your head off," Sam said.

Larry Correia

#3. Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,

Tara Sivec

#4. When a chainsaw rips into a 2,000 year old redwood tree, it's ripping into my guts. When a bulldozer plows through the Amazon rainforest, it's ripping through my side. And when a Japanese whaling ship fires an exploding harpoon into a great whale it's my heart that's being blown to smithereens.

David Foreman

#5. I was skeptical about doing Texas Chainsaw at first because it's such a cult classic. I'd seen some of the sequels and was not a fan of those.

Jessica Biel

#6. When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that.

Nico Mirallegro

#7. I didn't take the death-and-dismemberment talk very seriously. Where could you rent a chainsaw at this time of night?

Sue Grafton

#8. I guess now would be a good time to tell you," He said. "I took Chainsaw out of my dreams.

Maggie Stiefvater

#9. They set off on the perfectly straight ley line, Ronan's gaze still directed up to his plane and to Chainsaw, a white bird and a black bird against the azure ceiling of the world.

Maggie Stiefvater

#10. It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw.

Damien Hirst

#11. We have this idea for a 'Where's Wally' type thing, except in ours, you'd have to find the one living person hiding in among all the dismembered corpses while the chainsaw-wielding killer hunts him down. You know, for kids. - Donegan

Derek Landy

#12. I don't really watch movies at all. I don't even think I could name one. Maybe Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I think I've seen that, but I definitely don't have a favorite.

Jermell Charlo

#13. They went through the fridge tucked in the bathroom. Blue selected a soda. Noah took a plastic spoon. He chewed on it as Blue fed Chainsaw a leftover hamburger.

Maggie Stiefvater

#14. I considered the wonder of the things that befell me, convinced that my life was the best omelet you could make with a chainsaw.
Panama

Thomas McGuane

#15. A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff.

Jennifer L. Knox

#16. Nobody will mess with us, huh? Ever seen The Hills Have Eyes? The Chainsaw Massacre? Psycho!"
He laughed. "Yes, but I'll murder anyone who comes near you, do you hear me?" I nodded with a smirk.

Shelly Crane

#17. We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again."
"This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.

Maggie Stiefvater

#18. If one sees the American Nightmare first and Chainsaw after that, you'll see it in a different kind of light.

Tobe Hooper

#19. My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw

Thomas McGuane

#20. Snarling like a chainsaw trying to sing opera

Seanan McGuire

#21. We often wait for that knock of opportunity, though I've found it's better to just grab a chainsaw and cut open your own fucking door.

Don Roff

#22. You can't change your beliefs as an act of will, in the way you can decide to improve your skills with chainsaw or keyboard.

Daniel C. Dennett

#23. Screw you twice! In your ass! With a chainsaw!

Jay McLean

#24. I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate.

Jo Brand

#25. My wife Kimora once told me while we were watching "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" that it's a vegetarian movie because the way that the woman was screaming, "Aaaahhh," and trying to run away is how every animal you eat reacted at the slaughterhouse.

Russell Simmons

#26. I hope you don't snore," Otto said, laughing.
"Like a chainsaw, my friend, like a chainsaw," Wing replied, grinning.

Mark Walden

#27. Her name's Chainsaw," replied Ronan, without looking up. Then: "Noah. You're creepy as hell back there.

Maggie Stiefvater

#28. Every woman is a hallway full of locked doors under different names: past, future, hopes, fears, lust, and love. Some men come with keys. Some men come with lick picks. Byron St. James comes with a chainsaw.

Jessica Gadziala

#29. I had to admire the Evil Dead-level dedication that went into thinking "I'll take a chainsaw into battle against a werewolf," even as I wanted to find out who thought it was a good idea and shake them until they realized the error of their ways. Almost

Seanan McGuire

#30. Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!

Alex Adams

#31. I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.

Susan Orlean

#32. We may simply take a chainsaw sort of approach thinking that the nature of the response is irrelevant so we just have at it, rather than taking scalpel in hand and doing something a bit more clean and surgical.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#33. The clips hurt. The presence of a chainsaw was terrifying. And Noah did not want to hear about insane Nazi poets.

Michael Grant

#34. I'd never seen the King of Cats fight before. He was suddenly everywhere, made of nothing but fangs and claws and fury, snarling like a chainsaw trying to sing opera. Our witless assassin never stood a chance.

Seanan McGuire

#35. I think the Chainsaw remake is very good and captures the spirit of the original film. It's true to the tone of the original, to the point that it's almost a companion piece.

Tobe Hooper

#36. The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.

John Waters

#37. I say we cut our government in half, with a chainsaw along their waists.

Jarod Kintz

#38. Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub, you know, the one opposite that wall with a picture of a monkey holding a chainsaw". I mean, how much more useful can a painting be than that?

Banksy

#39. 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is just one of those movies that's like a page of history. You can't really go wrong. It's a prequel. It's not like number three. Which is really cool, to be the before as opposed to the after.

Diora Baird

#40. Did you use a chainsaw?" Joey said. "I seem to recall you like chainsawa."
"There wasn't a power outlet." Clay turned to me. "That's what I want for Father's Day, darling. A gas powered chainsaw.

Kelley Armstrong

#41. If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people.

Brendon Urie

#42. Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

Chuck Palahniuk

#43. He left Chainsaw behind, much to her irritation. Ronan didn't want her to learn any bad language.

Maggie Stiefvater

#44. I find 'Chainsaw' to be a very relaxing film.

Lena Headey

#45. Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?
Pam to Jessica, True Blood

Alan Ball

#46. Perhaps once he had been a good clown. A noble clown. But he'd stolen Randall's chainsaw, and had to die.

Blake Crouch

#47. Land surveyors can spend as much time reading legislation, bylaws, and engineering documents as we spend in front of an instrument in the field or calculating coordinates for a subdivision. We are mathematicians, historians, project managers, advocates, engineers, and even chainsaw operators!

Mark Mason

#48. I've never seen 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', I've never seen 'Halloween', I've never seen any of the 'Friday the 13ths.'

Lin Shaye

#49. I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.

Jim Benton