Top 43 Alex Adams Quotes
#1. My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.
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#3. Why don't you tell me why you called me?
Don't you know?
I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.
That would make your job easier, no?
Scarier.
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#4. I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.
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#5. Can I ask you something?
Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia.
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#6. Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it.
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#7. Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!
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#8. Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.
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#9. You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?
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#10. My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.
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#11. A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.
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#12. I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging. I choose the evil that doesn't come witha felony conviction.
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#13. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.
What's it like?
Great and terrible. Like Oz.
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#14. It's not just college grades that fall in a curve. Human decency is bell-shaped, with some of us slopping over the edges. Saints on one end, sinners on the other.
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#15. I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.
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#16. When I awake, the world is still gone.
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#17. Do you realize you're talking to yourself?
Yes.
It's good that you know the difference.
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#18. Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.
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#19. I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.
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#20. He reels me in, cups my face with both hands, and becomes my whole world. This is a kiss
maybe the last one we'll ever know, so we stay there forever, warm and safe. When he pulls away, something is lost. I think it's my heart.
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#22. Do you want me, too?
Yes. And no.
I'll take that. For now.
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#23. Just say the word and I'll make him stay.
I have to do it.
There's no have to. Not even now.
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#24. Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.
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#25. Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.
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#26. If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.
Really?
No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.
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#27. How do you file a restraining order against sadness?
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#28. It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.
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#29. Are you menstruating?
what?
You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.
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#30. Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole
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#31. Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents.
Me either. I worked through that in college just to make sure. It was touch and go for a while, especially when my father kept asking me if he looked pretty.
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#32. You're not dead.
I'm not dead.
Why? How?
Dying wasn't on my list.
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#34. You want something to drink?
Is this a trick question?
Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.
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#35. And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.
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#36. They rushed in like sickle cells forced through a vein.
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#37. If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.
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#38. Otherwise I'll do something that I won't be able to live with. And that's important to me, being able to live with my actions. My thoughts are a different story. They've my own and they don't hurt anyone but me.
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#39. It's old. Really old.
Is that a technical term?
Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking old.
Wow. That is old.
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#40. She's unhurt - or at least not bleeding on the oustide.
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#41. I think my invisibility cloak just failed.
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#42. You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two.
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#43. Love fills all the gaps in our souls.
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