But Fart Just One Time Quotes

#1. I used to be so delusional. I always imagined I could be more than I was, and eventually I grew and evolved into that person.

Lady Gaga

#2. Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.

David Gemmell

#3. You can't even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his own life. Don't waste time thinking about who's most talented.

Kodo Sawaki

#4. Me? I'm nothing. I'm a fart in the air conditioning. I'm always there, but most of the time nobody knows it.

Orson Scott Card

#5. Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with my grandmother, I can't fart for, like, two hours.

Tom DeLonge

#6. Would dream-me threaten to split you from stomach to sternum only a day after healing you from a similar injury?"
He gave a soft snort. "Yes. Absolutely.

Jodi Meadows

#7. You can't change people; you can only change yourself when expecting any change.

Robin Sacredfire

#8. My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Bob Saget

#9. I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.

Paul Reubens

#10. I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

Frank Carson

#11. In the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind!

Daniel S. Pena

#12. You think I'm gross?" Grayson asked.
"Yes, I do. You are so horny it's unhealthy. You burb in my face every time you eat onions, and you don't bother to leave the room before you fart. This afternoon you dripped your sweat on me. On purpose!

Kelly Oram

#13. Now, you've been dealt some tough blows along the way, but those trials don't define you. You can't let them hold you back from getting out there and living.

Melissa Brayden

#14. What child, whilst summer is happening, bothers to think that summer will end? What child when snow is on the ground stops to remember that not long ago the ground was snowless?

Max Lucado

#15. She had a date. She loved toying with them. Johnson's voice caused her to jump and fart at the same time. She was hoping her little scream of surprise drowned out the unladylike noise.

Debra Anastasia

#16. I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted.
She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said.
I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.

Janet Evanovich

#17. A vast percentage of the human race is literally not wired neurologically to get irony. Well more than half of humanity takes life at face value, which is to me terrifying.

Douglas Coupland

#18. Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#19. I believe in binging once a week. This takes care of my cravings. I don't eat huge quantities when I binge, but I eat different varieties of food.

Shilpa Shetty

#20. Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around; there's show tunes and fart noises.

Darby Stanchfield

#21. We need to bring out the rabble-rousing nature of people. We are gonna need un-repression. We need hundreds of people farting up a storm. We need a big-time, old-fashioned, furious, fart storm.

Allan Dare Pearce

#22. The mild wind made the trees sway gently, in a lullaby rhythm, and the resultant susurration was like the soft sighs and dreamy murmurs of a thousand peacefully slumbering children.

Dean Koontz

#23. At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Craig Benzine