Top 82 Better Than Sex Quotes
#1. Fear sells better than sex and the iPhone 5 combined.
Greg Palast
#2. Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer.
Stephen Hawking
#4. As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
Alan King
#5. I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.
Kevin Sinnott
#6. The day your drunk ass went on and on about how chocolate is better than sex, you had me hooked.
Harper Sloan
#8. My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
Alicia Silverstone
#9. Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W.C. Fields
#10. Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time
Bert McCracken
#11. Love will get you through times of no sex better than sex will get you through times of no love.
Wesley Eisold
#12. I thought seeing him naked was the highlight of my life. That suit was better than sex.
Nicole Castle
#13. It's better than sex. Reading delivers on the promise that sex raises but hardly ever can fulfill -- getting larger cause you're entering another person's language, cadence, heart and mind.
Chris Kraus
#14. Nothing is better than sex and nothing is exactly like it.
Chloe Thurlow
#15. Laughter is cathartic and cleansing, that it's good for the body and the soul, and when it's real it's better than sex.
Patricia Gaffney
#16. Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
Spalding Gray
#17. In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.
Nenia Campbell
#18. Every time that I hear the orchestra tuning up, I get chills all over my body. You know, catharsis after catharsis. It's better than sex!
Rosie O'Donnell
#19. I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex.
Paul Ince
#20. I love tackling, it's better than sex!
Paul Ince
#21. They say it's better than sex. It's so much better. It's amazing.
Angelina Jolie
#22. Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex, it is what God created us to do,
Novak Djokovic
#23. Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.
Drew Barrymore
#24. You're going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants.
Allison Pang
#25. Sex is primal. And it's ugly as fuckin' hell. I know that better than anyone. But with you ... with you it's all beauty. You managed to obliterate the ugly, Kat.
Anonymous
#26. I felt black. I was as far as I was concerned. And I wanted to be black for lots of reasons. They were better musicians, they were better athletes, they were not uptight about sex, and they knew how to enjoy life better than most people.
Jerry Leiber
#27. Sex is better than power because people use power to have sex. Sex is better than money because people use money to have power to have sex. Sex is really what motivates people; it's what makes the world work.
A.D. Aliwat
#28. I have always laid it down as a maxim -and found it justified by experience -that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex -but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.
Lord Byron
#29. Roasted sweet potatoes are like illicit sex in the old Chinese saying, "Having it isn't as good as not having it." The smell is better than the taste. When you smell it, you feel you must have one, but once you actually sink your teeth into it, you find it's not really anything special.
Qian Zhongshu
#30. Okay ... My name is Ellie Mason and I have a feeling you don't like me."
Kylie stopped and swerved around ... "Okay, let's get something out in the open. I know you had sex with Derek."
"Damn!" Perry said, and grinned. "This is gonna be better than I thought.
C.C. Hunter
#31. Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Andy Warhol
#32. Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.
P. J. O'Rourke
#33. Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
Bai Ling
#35. You want to anchor the scene with physical details, but by and large it's better to use sensual details rather than overtly sexual ones.
Diana Gabaldon
#36. The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.
Anne Sexton
#37. I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.
Robert A. Heinlein
#38. Storytelling is like sex. We all do it naturally. Some of us are better at it than others.
David Mamet
#39. Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it's more fun with someone who really likes it. I can't imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
Alan King
#40. It's so much better to have sex with someone who's always available, knows what you want and who loves you more deeply than anyone else ever can. Yourself.
Ian McDonald
#41. I am still shocking people today, and I don't know why. Is it because I'm a woman talking about sex and men? One magazine said that no one writes sex in the back of a Bentley better than Jackie Collins.
Jackie Collins
#42. I was pure, before you defiled me, and don't you forget it. As though the concept of purity is anything more than the construct of selfish, competitive men stampeding toward the women to call dibs. I'll be damned if I'm not worth stampeding toward, but the prize had better be me, hymen or no hymen.
Thomm Quackenbush
#43. For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
Chuck Palahniuk
#44. The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
Candace Bushnell
#45. I feel good.Eased.Better than I've felt in a long time.It's kind of like foregoing the sex and just heading straight for the orgasm.
Samantha Towle
#46. Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Woody Allen
#47. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
Tucker Max
#48. Women, we care a great deal about being thin and good looking, whereas men mostly care about sex - ideally with women who are thinner and better looking than they are.
Jenna McCarthy
#49. Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
Charles Barkley
#50. Sex keeps me fit and healthy. What can be better than that? It's not about crazy diets or gym workouts.
Kelly Brook
#51. It is no better if your son rapes a woman than when your daughter gets raped. It is equally painful, may be more.
~ Rudransh Kashyap
Kirtida Gautam
#52. Feminism is the result of a few ignorant and literal-minded women letting the cat out of the bag about which is the superior sex. Once women made it public that they could do things better than men, they were, of course, forced to do them.
P. J. O'Rourke
#53. The Americans have always been better than the Iraqis at the leaflets. Early on in the first Gulf War, Iraqi PsyOps dropped a batch of their own leaflets on US troops, designed to be psychologically devastating. They read, 'Your wives are back at home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds.
Jon Ronson
#54. We took off our clothes, and we were basically in a sphere of love and light and warmth, and the rest of the world disappeared. It was better than I ever could have dreamed, it was that thing I had been looking for, that love mixed with the rapture of sex.
Anthony Kiedis
#55. Ah, Houellebecq. I've only read him in English translations so I'm sure I'm not getting the full greatness of his work, but golly, he writes better sex scenes than anyone else alive.
Chuck Palahniuk
#57. Sustainable Development is more than meeting the needs of today and the future generations; to my understanding this definition better fits sex industry.
M.F. Moonzajer
#58. Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other.
Toba Beta
#59. They're reacting and that's wonderful. It's better than them sitting there doing nothing. I say make them react - do whatever's in your power to move the audience, and if that's where it is, and there where it is with America, sex and violence, then I say project it.
Alice Cooper
#60. I have said repeatedly that in this country we track library books better than we do sex offenders.
Mark Foley
#61. There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
W.C. Fields
#62. It is better to be bold than too circumspect, because fortune is of a sex which likes not a tardy wooer and repulses all who are not ardent.
Niccolo Machiavelli
#63. Who better than a bunch of celibate male octogenarians to tell the world how to have sex? - Robert Langdon
Dan Brown
#64. Man is always something worse or something better than an animal; and a mere argument from animal perfection never touches him at all. Thus, in sex no animal is either chivalrous or obscene. And thus no animal invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
#65. Nothing better for the hormones and worse for the heart than the right boy at the right time.
Jacquelyn Mitchard
#66. Hate to break it to you, but sex is ten times better than skydiving."
"No it's not," she rebuts.
Ryke leans forward on his char a little. "Then whoever fucked you didn't do it right, sweetheart.
Krista Ritchie
#67. Repression speaks about sex better than any other form of discourse / or so the modern experts maintain. How do people / get power over one another? is an algebraic question
Anne Carson
#68. Using your feminine wiles to lead my familiar astray. If all you want is dangerous sex, I can give that to you better than he can, and I won't break your heart afterward. - Al to Rachel
Kim Harrison
#69. It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all.
Marilyn Monroe
#70. There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel
#71. It would take me the better part of growing up to understand that intimacy, more than sex or even sexual orientation, was the universal battleground, and no easier for straight than gay.
Paul Monette
#72. He f**ks even better than he looks", I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn't care; I was pissed. "And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don't you worry.
Jeaniene Frost
#73. You're probably better at math than I am, because pretty much everyone's better at math than I am, but it's okay, I'm fine with it. See, I excel at other, more important things - guitar, sex, and consistently disappointing my dad, to name a few.
Jennifer Niven
#74. I'm a lesbian." "No, you're not." "Right, but the chances are better for me to become a lesbian than for me to have sex with you.
Jamie McGuire
#76. I know that my future will be better than my past 'cos I believe & will act on my belief.
Gladys Lawson
#77. Ah, yes" Langdon said with a knowing smile. "Who better than a bunch of celibate octogeneraians to tell the world how to have sex?"
Sinskey was liking the professor more and more every second.
Dan Brown
#78. If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
Peta Wilson
#79. Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Dick Brandon
#80. If a man's patience is stronger than his whims and desires, then he is like an angel, but if his whims and desires are stronger than his patience, then he is like a devil. If his desire for food, drink and sex is stronger than his patience, then he is no better than an animal.
Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
#82. Same-sex couples should have the right to civil marriage. Our time on this earth is limited, I know that better than most. Life comes down to who you love and who loves you back- government has no place in the middle.
Mark Kirk
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