Top 100 Bank Quotes

#1. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

Woody Allen

Bank Quotes #1415
#2. I never expected anyone in my family to change, and especially not my father, who changed first and most profoundly: He died.

Melissa Bank

Bank Quotes #2040
#3. You can't have bank holding companies acting as hedge funds. You can't have them taking a million-dollar pension plan for Joe Schmo the bus driver and treat it with the same risk appetite that you treat George Soros' pocket money. It's fundamentally ridiculous.

Shia Labeouf

Bank Quotes #2150
#4. At Camp David in 2000, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak offered the Palestinian leader Yasir Arafat 94 percent of the West Bank; ten years later, Ehud Olmert offered Abbas 93.6 percent with a one-to-one land swap.

Elliott Abrams

Bank Quotes #2219
#5. Jewish fundamentalism is teaching that Jews can fight with guns and with civil war, against being relocated off the West Bank, and disobey the orders of their government. That is the call to jihad, to several kinds of jihad.

Arthur Hertzberg

Bank Quotes #3307
#6. never to ask a Lapp how many reindeer he had. Such a question, he said, would be as tactless as to ask an American how large a bank balance he carries.

Carveth Wells

Bank Quotes #3635
#7. Keep in mind that you don't need to be addicted to money in order to acquire it. You can prefer to have money; you will then be able to enjoy whatever money you receive, but your happiness will not be contingent on the size of your bank account.

Ken Keyes Jr.

Bank Quotes #4546
#8. The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference.

Naveen Jain

Bank Quotes #5365
#9. When I was very young in London, I had a bank account, which didn't have a great deal in it. I should think at least every three months the bank manager would call me up and threaten to strangle me because I had no money, and I was writing checks.

Peter Mayle

Bank Quotes #5414
#10. I believe that if Israel were to put an end to the settlements in the West Bank tomorrow, as it did in Gaza, there would still be reluctance on the part of the Palestinian Authority to recognize Israel's right to exist as a Jewish secular democracy.

Alan Dershowitz

Bank Quotes #7594
#11. When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

Al Goldstein

Bank Quotes #9443
#12. The Sabbath-day is the savings-bank of humanity.

Arthur Frederick Saunders

Bank Quotes #9861
#13. She headed for a wide flat rock on the creek's bank, her posture still demanding 'no trespassing' but no longer 'trespassers will be shot.

Kristen Heitzmann

Bank Quotes #10148
#14. There is nobody that I know who believes that Bank of America is a human being who should be entitled for the same constitutional rights that the people of our country are.

Bernie Sanders

Bank Quotes #13055
#15. Klaus, and Sunny had been many, many times to Mr. Poe's office at the bank, where he coughed and talked on the phone and made decisions

Lemony Snicket

Bank Quotes #13501
#16. Procrastination is illogical from every viewpoint. It is like the man who wanted to cross the stream, so he sat on the bank to wait for all the water to run by.

Vernon Howard

Bank Quotes #15645
#17. A data bank holding all the information that is in this universe can be found in God

Sunday Adelaja

Bank Quotes #15701
#18. She was usually idling by the river bank, or gathering berries in a field when a someone appeared, with gentle and penetrating eyes, who - with no exchange of words - understood;

Toni Morrison

Bank Quotes #17233
#19. In this way, the charge that the bank makes for the use of its notes - the interest - is a continual and universal tax upon all the members of the community.

John Buchanan Robinson

Bank Quotes #17818
#20. Henry unpacked the car and loaded himself up with everything they'd brought, little bags and big ones, a string tote, a knapsack.
As he started up the driveway, his girlfriend said, "Do you have the wine, Hank?"
Whoever Hank was, he had it.

Melissa Bank

Bank Quotes #18921
#21. My legislation, the Simple Savings Tax Relief Act of 2005, simply eliminates the taxation of interest earned in savings accounts, such as passbook savings accounts or bank certificates of deposit.

Cliff Stearns

Bank Quotes #19192
#22. All would be well when she was truly his; in his bed and in his bank ... and of course in his heart, too.

John Fowles

Bank Quotes #19861
#23. Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.

Michelle Malkin

Bank Quotes #20194
#24. When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.

Lou Holtz

Bank Quotes #21536
#25. An actor has no more right to be temperamental than a bank clerk.

Fredric March

Bank Quotes #21613
#26. Trust me, Wainwright, ninety-nine times out of a hundred you can bet the bank that I'm serious."
"What about the one time when you're not?"
"I'm asleep.

Jayne Ann Krentz

Bank Quotes #24239
#27. The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

Joe Rogan

Bank Quotes #24779
#28. his hat from his head and presses it to his chest. I walk a few dozen yards from the train, climb the grassy bank, and sit rubbing my

Sara Gruen

Bank Quotes #25565
#29. [T]he first bad bank loan was no doubt made around the time of the opening of the first bank.

James Grant

Bank Quotes #25705
#30. When you follow your heart instead of worrying about how to fatten your bank account, you can attract more ways to do both.

Daylle Deanna Schwartz

Bank Quotes #26933
#31. The people that lend you money basically give you an answer based on the risk that they are willing to take. But just because a bank is willing to take a particular risk doesn't mean that that is the right amount for me to spend.

Dan Ariely

Bank Quotes #32301
#32. Don't be overwise; fling yourself straight into life, without deliberation; don't be afraid - the flood will bear you to the bank and set you safe on your feet again.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Bank Quotes #33229
#33. I laughed out loud, no one to hear me but the audience of snowflakes. I leaped off the sidewalk, into the bank of greying snow. I was drunk with the reality of my human body.

Maggie Stiefvater

Bank Quotes #35162
#34. If you help someones bank account rise
But you can't help their heart feel ...
Really, what is your value?

Nikki Rowe

Bank Quotes #35892
#35. I have a consistent rule: The American people should know as much about the Pentagon as the Soviet Union and China do, as much about General Motors as Ford does, and as much about City Bank as Chase Manhattan does.

Ralph Nader

Bank Quotes #36196
#36. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

Bank Quotes #37108
#37. Four tears in my face and you ain't never heard me cry/ I'm richer than all y'all, I got a bank full of pride

Lil' Wayne

Bank Quotes #37694
#38. I love Greg," said one of his bosses at Deutsche Bank. "I have nothing bad to say about him except that he's a fucking whack job.

Michael Lewis

Bank Quotes #38246
#39. Those 25 dancers we worked with for a day, in as highly productive a way as possible - a long class, a period of teaching bits of the repertory - in fact I didn't teach Bank, I've used parts of Oil and Water.

Siobhan Davies

Bank Quotes #40654
#40. The banks have accounts with the Fed, much the same way that you have an account in a commercial bank.

Ben Bernanke

Bank Quotes #42226
#41. Not every company went bankrupt. Not every bank needed TARP [Troubled Asset Relief Program]. So I'm very proud that JPMorgan, throughout that time period, was completely steadfast. We bought Bear Stearns because we thought we were helping the situation. We didn't cut and run.

Jamie Dimon

Bank Quotes #43302
#42. We have created a new demonstration program to allow families with a sick child who could be helped with a cord blood transplant from a sibling to bank cord blood from newborns should they decide to have another child.

Nathan Deal

Bank Quotes #45058
#43. In a pure capitalist system, an institution as moronic and corrupt as Bank of America would be swiftly punished by the market - the executives would get to loot their own firms once, then they'd be looking for jobs again.

Matt Taibbi

Bank Quotes #48024
#44. Divine Wisdom, intending to detain us some time on earth, has done well to cover with a veil the prospect of the life to come; for if our sight could clearly distinguish the opposite bank, who would remain on this tempestuous coast of time?

Madame De Stael

Bank Quotes #50088
#45. After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing.

Anthony Trollope

Bank Quotes #50451
#46. A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.

Sir Harry Lauder

Bank Quotes #51088
#47. A man without a sense of purpose, even one whose bank accounts are stuffed with money, is always a small man.

Stephen King

Bank Quotes #51503
#48. So Aunt Jillian quit her job and hitched her wagon to Brant. Lived off food stamps and her savings account in a spare bedroom at Brant's house for two years. Then she brokered their first deal and all of the Sharps moved their bank account decimals seven places to the right.

Alessandra Torre

Bank Quotes #51618
#49. I think I'm getting wealthy in ways that don't count at the bank.

Gerry Lopez

Bank Quotes #52665
#50. The Federal Reserve the privately owned U.S. central bank definitely caused The Great Depression by contracting the amount of currency in circulation by one third from 1929 to 1933.

Milton Friedman

Bank Quotes #53113
#51. Depressed beyond what I'd previously thought possible, I stripped, showered, and slipped on a fresh pair of jeans and a tee shirt and headed for my mom's, trying to figure out why a bank would charge twenty dollars for insufficient funds when they know you don't have it.

Kit Frazier

Bank Quotes #55904
#52. To have a rich mind is better than to have a rich bank account.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Bank Quotes #56671
#53. It doesn't serve an American interest. It really doesn't really serve Israeli interests - it serves the interests of the political party that's getting the votes of the settlers on the West Bank.

Chris Matthews

Bank Quotes #64689
#54. The Muslim leaders swallow the advice of the Western powers and bodies like the IMF and World Bank, even when it is bad for their countries and they know this.

Abu Bakar Bashir

Bank Quotes #68180
#55. I think there is this thing where people are impressed - it gives you a leg up in the sense that people won't treat you like a run-of-the-mill actress. They'll assign "smart" to your word bank, your adjective bank.

Rashida Jones

Bank Quotes #68551
#56. I tried to go back and talk about what I did know. I told her about one girl he'd brought home from Cornell; I'd asked if she was his girlfriend, and he's said, When you define something, you limit it.

Melissa Bank

Bank Quotes #68914
#57. Oh kid, it's all about confidence. That's the whole shebang right there. Whatever you do, do it with your nuts. That's how Ruth swung a bat-with his nuts. Court a girl, rob a bank, brush your teeth, do it with and from your God-given nuts or don't do it at all.

J.R. Moehringer

Bank Quotes #71028
#58. You could be making so much money, and your bank statement gets bigger and bigger, but if you're not psyched to go to work in the morning, it doesn't matter. It sucks. So you wanna just be psyched to see the people that you work with, and have fun with. Then you've won.

David Wain

Bank Quotes #72041
#59. Take this one to the bank: birds are hatched from eggs and are always egg-shaped. Maybe there's no escaping the shape that molds you, no getting around how you got started even if you do break out.

Tupelo Hassman

Bank Quotes #72781
#60. My memory bank has overflowed out of control forever. I'm surprised my smile hasn't killed me yet. I have lived an indescribable joyful, adventurous, musical dream life and it just gets better every year.

Ted Nugent

Bank Quotes #73503
#61. Barclays Bank in England purchased bankrupt Lehman Brothers Tuesday along with its Manhattan tower, saving nine thousand jobs. It's humiliating. The United States of America is 232 years old and we're having to go to mom for money.

Argus Hamilton

Bank Quotes #74391
#62. By late August, I'm on my second sublet, and I've been working as a copywriter long enough to know I'm not good at it. I seem to be reliving the life I had when I was twenty-two, but I'm about to run twenty-eight, which feels like the opposite of twenty-two.

Melissa Bank

Bank Quotes #74500
#63. No One Is a Relativist at the Bank

John Piper

Bank Quotes #74871
#64. A poem in the heart is worth
more than a million dollars
in the bank account.

Sanober Khan

Bank Quotes #75022
#65. Money you know you need or want to spend in the next few years is savings. Money you keep handy for an emergency belongs in savings. Money you hope to use soon for a down payment on a house belongs in savings. And all savings belong in a low-risk bank savings account or money market account.

Suze Orman

Bank Quotes #75225
#66. The fish only knows that it lives in the water, after it is already on the river bank. Without our awareness of another world out there, it would never occur to us to change.

Prince William

Bank Quotes #75901
#67. It is not the job of mathematicians ... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants.

Samuil Shatunovsky

Bank Quotes #83931
#68. A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama masks came and bailed the bank out, so everything is fine.

Conan O'Brien

Bank Quotes #86289
#69. Whenever people say they didn't like the main character of a book, they mean they didn't like the book. The main character has to be a friend? I don't get that.

Melissa Bank

Bank Quotes #86847
#70. If all bank loans were paid, there would not be a dollar of coin or currency in circulation. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation. We are absolutely without a permanent money system.

Robert W. Hemphill

Bank Quotes #87040
#71. The case against a fully independent central bank is strong indeed.

Milton Friedman

Bank Quotes #88282
#72. I'm letting no man handle my bank account.

Hattie McDaniel

Bank Quotes #92665
#73. Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.

Eddie Cantor

Bank Quotes #93003
#74. Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

Josh Billings

Bank Quotes #93641
#75. The only way to make sure no bank is too big to fail is to make sure no bank is too big.

Robert Reich

Bank Quotes #94642
#76. I am so addicted to crystals, it's like a sickness. I've spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

Spencer Pratt

Bank Quotes #95678
#77. A crucial responsibility of any central bank is to control inflation, the average rate of increase in the prices of a broad group of goods and services.

Janet Yellen

Bank Quotes #96868
#78. There's such a cynicism about the phrase 'I laughed all the way to the bank.' It's as though money is what you're doing, rather than playing music. If you're playing a money game, why not get into banking?

Artie Shaw

Bank Quotes #97531
#79. Our daily life is filled with electronic pianos, ring tones, the disembodied voice giving you your bank balance over the telephone. Even silence can be electronic, courtesy of sound-canceling headphones.

Serge Schmemann

Bank Quotes #97698
#80. Never try to fix other people. God does not need to do a bank shot off your lips.

Tim Cook

Bank Quotes #98252
#81. You can get your money and you put it in the bank, or you can put it in the youth. You can put it in our future.

Will.i.am

Bank Quotes #99894
#82. I've got a bit of money in the bank. I'm quite comfortable.

Paul Gascoigne

Bank Quotes #101260
#83. By creating the European Central Bank, the member states exposed their own government bonds to the risk of default. Developed countries that issue bonds in their own currency never default, because they can always print money. Their currency may depreciate, but the risk of default is absent.

George Soros

Bank Quotes #102053
#84. The economic dynamic in Zimbabwe is perversely robust: while ordinary people suffer, black-market dealers and people with foreign bank accounts prosper, making them powerful stakeholders in the perpetuation of devastating economic policies.

Samantha Power

Bank Quotes #103017
#85. By no stretch of the imagination can you describe me as a Wall Street lawyer. If you're going to do that, you'd have to say that 7,500 people who work here in Southwestern Pennsylvania for the Bank of New York Mellon with good family jobs are Wall Streeters.

Keith Rothfus

Bank Quotes #105509
#86. There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Bank Quotes #106104
#87. I would never commit the positively anti-social action of robbing a bank, or worse still, working in one.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

Bank Quotes #107566
#88. There is a terrible beauty to isolation. You don't have to accept responsibility for others, or live up to their expectations. You could dip your toe into humanity's maelstrom from time to time, or sit on the river bank and observe.

Celia Stander

Bank Quotes #109954
#89. I quit my job in the bank when I was 19. I took a chance. I went to Milan to study opera and singing. My father really supported me economically.

Marcello Giordani

Bank Quotes #113402
#90. The more Israel sinks into the West Bank, the more it is delegitimized and isolated, the more the world focuses on Israel's colonialism rather than Iran's nuclear enrichment, the more people call for a single democratic state in all of historic Palestine.

Thomas Friedman

Bank Quotes #115730
#91. On one level, going bust didn't bother me. It was the 80s, and there wasn't the stigma about bankruptcy that you might think. My mates weren't bothered. My dad was in business.. he knew that it happened, too. He loaned me the money to bail me out, and I got a loan from the bank to pay him back.

Simon Cowell

Bank Quotes #117158
#92. I don't have huge bank accounts. I'd love one. But it wouldn't change much. I don't have any expensive habits. I'm not a car collector or any of that nonsense. But I'd love to be incredibly wealthy for no reason at all.

John Lydon

Bank Quotes #118050
#93. I don't think I've been too optimistic. The government believes the contraction will be around 1.5 per cent, as the central bank said. However, we're waiting to see the Commission estimate.

Luis De Guindos

Bank Quotes #118732
#94. The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).

Bryan Q. Miller

Bank Quotes #119244
#95. My dad never had a bank balance of more than three lakh and was always extremely compassionate towards his producers.

Suriya

Bank Quotes #120768
#96. This was yet another consequence of turning Wall Street partnerships into public corporations: It turned them into objects of speculation. It was no longer the social and economic relevance of a bank that rendered it too big to fail, but the number of side bets that had been made upon it.

Michael Lewis

Bank Quotes #122456
#97. It was Nick's voice Nick's arms. He turned me on my back and swam with me, pulling me to the bank.

Elizabeth Chandler

Bank Quotes #124658
#98. Your security is not your job, or your bank account, or your investments, or your spouse or your parents. Your security is your ability to connect with the cosmic power that creates all things.

Louise Hay

Bank Quotes #125447
#99. Treat your online affairs as part of your affairs that need to be in order - your bank, your Internet bill - you need to have people who know what you want.

Caitlin Doughty

Bank Quotes #125649
#100. Happiness is a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Bank Quotes #127349

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