H.P. Mallory Quotes

#1. It's the only way I know how to deal with Conan's BMS." "His what?" "Bitchy man syndrome,

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#2. You're barely older than me.'

'Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile.

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#3. I glared daggers at him, but they just bounced off him like water on a freshly waxed car.

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#4. My lovely little poppet,
Your breakfast awaits you in the kitchen.
Last evening was magical and I am most excited to repeat it this eve.
I will dream of you.
~ Sinjin

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#5. You do not know how I have yearned to hear those words.

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#6. But as soon as you saw his hot, naked bod, you must have been like Bond, what bond? Oh, you mean bondage?

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#7. I have always been by your side, poppet, and so shall I always remain.

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#8. You want some more?" Christa asked, her right eye drooping like an old lady's pantyhose. It was a sign that Christa was drunk. She said it was a form of lazy eye; I just thought it was hysterical and laughed although I tried to hide it with an inconspicuous cough.

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#9. The only thing separating Americans and Brits is a comman language.

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#10. I want to be the man who haunts your dreams and thoughts, the man whom you cannot live without.

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