Top 100 Bam Quotes
#1. Chapter Nine Epilogue Photos from the Film PROLOGUE BAM!
Tomas Palacios
#2. I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
Bam Margera
#3. I feel for you man. Put a ring on it and bam, the legs slam shut.
Sylvia Day
#4. I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
Whoopi Goldberg
#5. I'm not as impatient as I used to be. I used to hit people if I didn't like what they were saying. Just lash out. 'Bam - shut up! Hahahah!' I was terrible.
Grace Jones
#6. From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?
Ann Coulter
#7. It sucks that we miss people like that. You think you've accepted that someone is out of your life, that you've grieved and it's over, and then bam. One little thing, and you feel like you've lost that person all over again.
Rachel Hawkins
#8. This isn't going to be a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Luc's a lover. He's going to take it nice and slow. Make me ache for it.
Leah Marie Brown
#9. I was a serious competitive figure skater and still ice-skate as much as I can. Anyway, I once brought a date to the rink to have him experience what I was into. So all is going fine, and then - bam! - he bit it extremely hard! Skate time was over. His bruises were scary. I felt so bad.
Christian Serratos
#10. It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture
Zach Braff
#11. I'm scattered, and then that last hundred pages, bam, I'm a laser.
David Baldacci
#12. Man, all those years in college we didn't get along, I could've just given you a pie and, bam, new best friend.
Melissa Tagg
#13. It's normally just wham, bam, thank you ma'am, (...)
C.M. Stunich
#15. Lock grinned at Gwen. "He's fun," he said, reaching out and cuffing Mitch without even looking at him. "He just keeps trying to get back up." Bam! "It's great." Bam! "Like 'The Little Lion Who Could.'" Bam!
Shelly Laurenston
#16. Anything made with love, bam! -it's a beautiful meal.
Emeril Lagasse
#17. Maybe so, but Luke Stark pushed me against the wall and told me he was gonna fuck me, I'd say, 'When and what you want me to wear?' And I would not care if he did pull a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am. I'd just take my orgasm and go. You hear what I'm sayin' to you? Shirleen asked.
Kristen Ashley
#18. God's love descends on some like dew on a flower, blessed be He, but sometimes we trudge along our comfortable lives and bam, He descends on us like a splash of gasoline ... and then He strikes a match.
Francisco X Stork
#19. Just wham-bam, let me get back to playing Grand Theft Auto, ma'am.
Tessa Bailey
#20. I think you have to be careful with spices. Kids' palates can be very delicate, and they might not like things overspiced. In my cookbooks for kids, I do a milder version of my signature spice blend, Emeril's Essence, called Baby Bam, which has no cayenne pepper.
Emeril Lagasse
#21. Wham, bam, thank you, man with the big cock, that's how Stunt tried to love his life.
Lyn Gala
#23. I'm more of a science-fizz-bam-boom-poof girl than an artsy-fartsy type.
Angela Cervantes
#24. The world is crazy. You need a license to drive a car and go fishing. You don't need a license to start a family. Two people have sex and BAM! Perfectly innocent kid is born whose life will be screwed up by her parents forever.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#25. want old fashioned romance; dates, flowers, stolen moments. Not wham-bam, thank you, ma'am.
Willow Brooks
#26. Adventure novels tend to be larger than life. They involve lots of wham-bam and don't usually require a lot of extra thinking on the reader's part the way a mystery or thriller might.
Emlyn Chand
#27. want her to be mine. I don't want the "wham bam thank you ma'am" with her.
Kaylee Ryan
#28. I don't mind traveling that much when I can go somewhere and stay there for a while, but touring is different. You rarely see anything. You get there early in the morning and you're resting all day, and you go in and do a sound check, and you do the show, and then bam you're gone.
George Strait
#29. Homework, classes, running around, and then - bam - nothing but a life of work stretching out before you. No one prepares you for that feeling or even mentions it. You just suddenly have a gap and have to decide how to fill it.
Lish McBride
#30. You got it. Wham, bam, start the apocalypse, ma'am.
Michele Hauf
#31. Bam! That's me off the cuff. Blunt and in your face. No editing. I think it. I say it. You read it. Sometimes I don't even think it, I just say it.
Stephen Colbert
#32. I told my dad 'Yeah, I'm going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you're standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?
Tre Cool
#33. Was it like losing it all over again when Bram gave you the ram? The Bram ram. Wham, bam, thank you Bram?" She
Karina Halle
#34. We had had several mine disasters where workers, some of the workers were rescued. It was, you know, who was lucky and who weren't. Some would find the air pockets But, in this one, bam, it was just, everybody was gone and it greatly depressed the state.
Richard Grimes
#35. In the classic old business cycle, there would be a diminution in sales; it would take a little while for this information to reach corporate headquarters. And there would be an inventory pileup. And then - bam - businesses would react, sometimes violently, by cutting production.
Alan Blinder
#36. If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!
Christy Hall
#37. He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.
Lauren Weisberger
#38. You mix Greek and Roman, you know what you get? You get BAM!
Rick Riordan
#39. I don't believe in any kind of artistic snobbery or musical snobbery. You know, to me, the sexiest and the most spiritual words ever uttered in rock and roll are wop babaloo balop bam boom.
Sinead O'Connor
#40. If a woman wanted a man to think of her constantly, she should tell him he could only have her once a wee and bam - concentration blown.
Christina Lauren
#41. the wham-bam-thank-you-and-maybe-I'll-call-you-later-ma'am vibe from him? That's called a Loganism,
Tijan
#42. Some nasty bitch of a woman from the coven of moral and ethical standards tried to fry Rache" the pixy said apparently proud of it. "I pixed the Tink-blasted dildo, and Rache's black-arts boyfriend blew her right out the front door. "Bam!
Kim Harrison
#43. It's just that it always happens when I think I'm getting over him," I said thoughtfully. "I'm good for a while and then - bam!" I
Paloma Ainsa
#44. He was around the desk in two strides, reaching out for me. I knocked his hand away, grabbed the staple gun, pressed it into his crotch, and bam, bam, bam, bam ... I stapled his nuts.
Janet Evanovich
#45. Each tim I think I am falling for Mister Right, and then what happens? BAM! The guy turns out to be a fraud, a swindling scoundrel, or a dishonest, disparaging jerk!
Kym Petrie
#46. That was when I realized all love does is hurt people. It lulls you into a false sense of security, and then bam! You slam into a brick wall of pain. A shit ton of pain. Love destroys people to the point where they don't even care who else they hurt in the process.
Kate Evangelista
#47. Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)
Katherine Applegate
#48. There were times, many, many times, when she just didn't get him. She'd heard on numerous occasions that men were bad, wicked creatures, who'd do terrible things at a moment's notice. You wore the wrong skirt or bent over at an inopportune time and BAM. They slipped their penises into you.
Charlotte Stein
#49. I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
E.L. James
#50. I know I shouldn't introduce my own memoir with this amount of insecurity, but my personal life philosophy is always to assume the worst, then you're never disappointed. BAM! Highlight that previous sentence, baby!
Felicia Day
#51. It was so surreal. We're on the road and a split second-BAM-we jump a median-BAM-we jump a curb.
And then there was this house.
And these sounds.
Splintered glass.
Broken bones.
Severed veins.
And that's all I know.
The decisions that we make.
Jason Myers
#52. No matter how canny you think you are, something can come along, bam, and put you on your prat.
Raymond E. Feist
#53. Why can't we have one of those quick pregnancies like Bella and Edward? Gwen from Torchwood. Scully. Deanna Troi. Or even Cordelia when that demon impregnated her. Twenty-four hours later bam! Demon child.
Darynda Jones
#54. The farm god rolled his eyes. He pointed at the corn plant, and BAM! Nico di Angelo appeared in an exposion of corn silk. Nico looked around in panic. I-I had the weirdest nightmare about popcorn.
Rick Riordan
#55. Do I play tennis? Man, I had one of the baddest overhead rights of anyone. Bam!
Don King
#56. Never experienced anything like the prickling sensation before. From then on, my life was never the same. The prickle would show up and bam, I
Jessica Sorensen
#57. I was washing dishes at the Greyhound bus station at the time and I said, 'Awap bop a lup bop a wop bam boom, take 'em out!'
Little Richard
#58. You said I have magical powers, so what's the big deal? I'll voodoo some shit up, bring out my spidey-senses, and bam." ~ Nexi
Stacey Kennedy
#59. You can be moved by a performance on set, but when you see it on screen, it does nothing. Yet there will be someone you simply didn't notice on set that on screen: bam!
Helen McCrory
#60. Have you never seen a movie? Read a comic book? That's always how it starts - just a little temptation, just a little taste of evil, and then BAM, your light saber turns red and you're breathing through a big black mask and slicing off your son's hand just to be mean.
They looked at him blankly.
Cassandra Clare
#61. My music wasn't written by Mozart, Beethoven, Bach or Schubert. It's written by God and me. They go "a one and a two and up." We start on the downbeat. Bam! And that's where we got them.
James Brown
#62. I had just sat down at a table with Star [Jones] and, bam, it just popped all over Star's shoes. Star was like, 'What is that!?' I said, 'My water broke!'
Holly Robinson Peete
#63. It's nice to think people might be talking about it after they've seen it. With some comedies it's a bit 'wham bam thank you ma'am', and then you just go for a pizza.
Alice Lowe
#64. Fran laughed. I still feel like we're kids, but just pretending to be adults. I thought there would be this turning point where you would just wake up one day, and bam! You're mature!
Sean Kennedy
#65. One neural network called bidirectional associative memory (BAM) allows you to provide the value and receive the key.
Jeff Heaton
#66. I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.
Si Robertson
#67. Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, bam.'
Ian Hecox
#68. She's wearing the same red and yellow BAM! T-shirt from before, which means (a) she slept in, (b) she owns several identical T-shirts, or (c) she's a cartoon character - all of which are appealing alternatives.
Robin Sloan
#69. Life's philosophy, hm ... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'
Bam Margera
#70. The first lady in my life, but now you're gone,
I learned through the years to keep carrying on.
Your picture brings me tears and memories,
The way things could be ... and they should be, but they're not.
Afrika Baby Bam
#71. Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Bam Margera
#72. I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
Bam Margera
#73. The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.
Bam Margera
#74. Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.
Bam Margera
#76. The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.
Bam Margera
#78. These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!
Bam Margera
#79. I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
Bam Margera
#80. One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
Bam Margera
#81. When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera
#82. Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
Bam Margera
#83. It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.
Bam Margera
#84. I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
Bam Margera
#85. Follow your dreams and make them happen!
Zuleika Bam
#87. Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
Bam Margera
#88. It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.
Bam Bam Bigelow
#89. My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.
Bam Margera
#90. Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
Bam Margera
#91. Staying away from things you like and doing things well even if you do not like them are the real challenges in life.
Bhishmaraj Bam
#93. I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
Bam Margera
#94. Let Art be your weapon, and you would never be defeated.
Bam Zakariya
#96. I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
Bam Margera
#98. I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.
Bam Margera
#99. I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
Bam Margera
#100. I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
Bam Margera
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