Top 12 Leah Marie Brown Quotes

#1. If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.

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#2. Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia

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#3. I grossly miscalculated the trajectory of his hotness. He was fat, had three chins, and no neck. And he was bald. He looked like a giant toe.

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#4. Last week, Nathan left you at the altar. This week, you are a single woman honeymooning in the south of France. If that's not reclaiming your power, I don't know what is.

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#5. If I could have a quart of Haagan Dazs White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle administered to my veins via IV, I swear I would do it.

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#6. Noodly: the act of being noodle-like, as in, Vivia drinks one Red Beach and she feels noodly.

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#7. My mum refers to female genitalia as scones.

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#8. My bike seat-sodomized ass has me groaning in pain with every pedal.

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#9. Following Big Boss Lady's dictate to write about offbeat places in Edinburgh - I found Arkangel and Felon, an eclectic clothing boutique, the Voodoo Rooms, a chic fringe bar with a burlesque show, and Angels with Bagpipes, a bijou wine bar on the Royal Mile.

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#10. This isn't going to be a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Luc's a lover. He's going to take it nice and slow. Make me ache for it.

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#11. Serendipity works in crazy mysterious ways, doesn't it? I thought I was going to die when Nathan broke our engagement, now here I am on my honeymoon falling in love with another man.

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#12. An elliptical machine does not excite me as much as a Gothic novel and a chicken chimichanga.

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